Howmanheyman 33099 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Not the first time. The Knight's obviously gotten under his skin. On 14/09/2020 at 16:20, Howmanheyman said: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Another “yep” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 what's ryder done to him - piss on his bacon butty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35056 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Well maybe Ryder hasn’t given the manager the praise and respect that he’s deserved for the fantastic job he’s done. Have you considered that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11258 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 hours ago, Alex said: Well maybe Ryder hasn’t given the manager the praise and respect that he’s deserved for the fantastic job he’s done. Have you considered that. Think Gloom is more likely on the mark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 “That Gravesey fucka drove everyone mad with his 👀 tweet, ah cannit have him outdo the knight Ryder” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20110 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Surly the diary needs an update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 You’ll not be getting one tonight- it’s Fosters Night at the Raby, £10 for a 4pint jug and the Knight has £40 burning a hole in his pocket. Chicken Fried Rice, Chips and Curry Sauce on the stagger home. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35056 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Please don’t besmirch the good name of The Raby. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 I still call it the Rabid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33099 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 (edited) "Well diary, it isn't just high profile failure managers who get to have a break during the football season, ah fancied a little downtime meself and the stars collided like that time big battling Billy Whitehurst collided with silky Paul Bracewell's knee! Me mam said she was going away to wa caravan in Haggerston castle and did ah fancy driving her up as she had a sore leg herself? Ah said why not and stayed ower forra night. Ah got the auld dear sorted oot and then ah did the only thing ah could really and that was to hit the mahogany at the site bar. Ah gans in and says "pint of moretti, chief" as ah fancied the good stuff. "Wiv anny got fosters and Carli....fuck me! Are you alreet, Lee?" Christ! It was only 'Nervous Nelly', Paul Nelson, one of me old mates! Poor cunt got his name as he pissed himself once when he was arseholed and we let on some gadgie offered him on and he pissed himself, lol, he never knew and it stuck! Anyways after many jars that night he said ahll the visitors were fucking off to Berwick forra pint instead of the bar he was running and he thought it was in danger of shutting doon! Still nervous to this day, ah thought! "Looka, Nelly, calm doon, kidda, the Knight's on the fucking case wor kid, ah'l see what ah can dee, ah'm a high profile celebrity in the toon." After that he calmed right doon. The punter's champion never forgets his people. Lol, laters. Edited October 23, 2021 by Howmanheyman 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17239 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Every native born inhabitant of Tyneside born between 1960 & 1985 has stayed at either Haggerston Castle or the Riverside camp site at Wooler. It’s the law, you don’t get your Geordie passport without getting a stamp from one of them 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33099 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 35 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Every native born inhabitant of Tyneside born between 1960 & 1985 has stayed at either Haggerston Castle or the Riverside camp site at Wooler. It’s the law, you don’t get your Geordie passport without getting a stamp from one of them Must be why I've never been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33099 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Just seen this..... Life really imitating art here, mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 51 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Every native born inhabitant of Tyneside born between 1960 & 1985 has stayed at either Haggerston Castle or the Riverside camp site at Wooler. It’s the law, you don’t get your Geordie passport without getting a stamp from one of them Does the outdoor centre at Hexham count? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17239 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Must be why I've never been. Don’t believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33099 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Don’t believe you My holidays usually involved sailing on the Galloway Princess! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35056 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Haggerston Castle is shit like. That’s my take 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Most of my holidays as a kid were camping opposite Glenridding on Ullswater with my Dad and brother, or staying in a caravan at Amble with them- gas mantle lights sputtering away and being fucking Baltic in the morning edit; pissing myself at Nervous Nelly and his backstory” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20110 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Just watched Jones pre match interview Knight was the final one to ask a 'question' I say 'question' because it was more of a statement. 'Hi Graham. Yeh the fans will need to be behind the players' *scilence* 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33099 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 CANS ON THE BACK OF THE BUS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 21 minutes ago, Tom said: CANS ON THE BACK OF THE BUS I still don't understand why that idiot Ryder wore an England strip, the fucking bellend. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 I’m just thankful he’s gone bald. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Tier 2. Unlucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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