Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Fuck me, where to start with this paragraph? I’m not even going to mention the grammar - sack the sub editor - but a virus doesn’t have eyes, it cannot see, let alone saw. Nor is it a carpenter taking tools to NUFC’s finances. "Gramma's for old London hipster's who've forgotten their roots but know everything about sedgeways but have never SAW the whites of the eyes of certain football firms once back in the day from Charlton's firm among others." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Sedgeways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sedgeways What are they called then? (Help me out here, Gloomy!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Segways. ( I genuinely thought you were doing it as a Ryderism ). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Segways. ( I genuinely thought you were doing it as a Ryderism ). In this case real life was imitating art, luvvie. (Sniff). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 It’s segue to us posh cunts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22141 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Segways are so 2015. It’s all about the electric scooter in covid land 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 17 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Segways are so 2015. It’s all about the electric scooter in covid land Sounds like a shit Philip K Dick ripoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Do virus dream of cereal cafes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 8 hours ago, trophyshy said: Do virus dream of cereal cafes? They’ve closed permanently due to COVID as it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 The Knight: "Archra, err...Archo.....Artcraft, err....Lazaar! Alreet wor kid? You're looking in good shape, kidda! Think you've a a great chance of getting in the side next season, son. It's Lee, Lee Ryder by the way, top reporter on all things NUFC from the evening chronicle, you might've heard the other players mentioning me? Anyways, do you fancy a quick interview then mebbees meet up once a month for a chat?" Achraf Lazaar: "I'm really sorry, but Lee Marshall sorts out the interviews for players." The Knight: "Nee bother, young'un." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Hammered 5-1 so they call off the follow up game? Why? Also, why is it a good call? We are so fucked and this knacker rather than voice concerns or, y'knaa, ask some questions thinks damage limitations on the team and the pudding of a manager is a good idea? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Aye, I hope it was called off for some other reason but looks like a fucking loser attitude, you’d think they’d be desperate to have another game to save face rather than shy away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Finishing with an aggregated score against in the double figures probably isn't a confidence builder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22141 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 We can’t expect to compete with the likes of Middlesbrough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Didn't fancy sharing the touchline with Colin again what with few cameras about. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Surely we need a second friendly for the new signings to get settled oh wait 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 Lee will be telling Mala and the boys his opening remark after the sigh was to respond “less of the lip eh Steve, or you and me will be having a straightener ootside, yee got it kid? Anyway now the unpleasantness is oot the way, what’s your top 10 fave crisps? Need to put together a mint list, it’s food and drink to me punters, they just can’t get enough of my top lists” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 ‘Five things we learned about Roast Beef and Mustard’ just writes itself. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43060 Posted September 14, 2020 Share Posted September 14, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9896 Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 The chronic gets no better, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22141 Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Ryder still reporting the Belagraph Nova (or whatever the fuck they’re called) non-story, I see 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Apparently our best bit of business was keeping ASM, who has 4 years left on his contract, has shown no desire to leave and who there have been no bids for. Bravo, nufc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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