Howmanheyman 32707 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 "Luke, Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes…" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 He's like a Poundland Varys. Little bords in every chinkies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 508 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I see The Trinity Mirror Regional Sports Journalist of the Year 2014 has seen off the young pretender to his throne, Waughy is going to be covering NUFC for someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 He blocked me this morning and must have been on my timeline and reported all of my tweets where I call him a cunt 12 hours in the Twitter sin bin for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: He blocked me this morning and must have been on my timeline and reported all of my tweets where I call him a cunt 12 hours in the Twitter sin bin for me I've got 6 days for calling someone else a cunt. Mental when you see the borderline fruitlubes posting to their hearts content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Aye, didn't see Trump get a time out when he threatened to wipe out North Korea on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 508 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Anyone for mangled cliches? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Ryder really has his finger on the pulse of the fanbase. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Bet Ryder and Bruce could get through some Carling in the Wallsend Buffs. Just another day in the life on the Newcastle beat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 On 31/05/2019 at 22:23, Howmanheyman said: The secret diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half) Transcript of live feed Twitter broadcast. (Edited by the evening chronicle) Lee Ryder: "Welcome to our outside broadcast and today we're in the sweltering heat and absolute vastness of the Arabian desert to discuss the s**t hot news of the takeover at Newcastle United football club. I've flew out here to dig deep and find out about the movers and shakers but am taking time out to answer all my loyal punters questions at this crazy time in magpies history. Fire away!" Troopz1967: " I've heard it's all a parcel of s***e and fatty is even now chiselling all the lead off the pipes in St James' park to sell at the quayside market." Lee Ryder: "Alright, Troopz? Troopz, let me tell you, some of my sources here in Abu Dubai are Adam and the ants it's all happening, wor kid." MalcolmNUFC: "Have you got to any of them harem's yet you dirty c**t? Giddup!" Lee Ryder: "Not now, Mala, I'll bell you after. Laters." ChristmasTree@clubtropicana: "Will the Sheikh open up a fans social club?" Lee Ryder: "My sources say there'll be massive investment not just in the playing staff but also in the community. Get the domino cards at the ready, Christmas Tree!" AntCOYBIG@TaytoCastle: "Sure I'm not even from Newcastle but I can see Tynemouth Priory in the background. You're not in the middle east." LeazesLad: "It's DEFINITELY King Edward's bay. What a weapons grade f*** nugget this kid is. You could pick 100 random people in the toon and they'd have more clue than you. Not even joking." Lee Ryder: "Err, I can see your confusion, Ant. That's not Tynemouth priory, and I'm not on the beach at King Edward's bay, I'm in the middle east in the desert and that's an, err, old French foreign legion fort that was over ran by Arab warriors in 1865 or something." Josh@ThomsonHouseaccountsdept: "Hi Lee, just a quick one. I've got your expenses for an all day metro ticket to the coast for today but you'll need a receipt for your food and drink at the 'Gibraltar Rock'. Cheers, mate." Lee Ryder: "Err, I'll see you tomorrow at the canteen when I fly back from Abu Dubai, Josh." SheilaRyder1948: "Lee, I'm popping in to the Harbour View. Do you want anything for your tea? I just fancy a chippy. Love, Mam. X " Lee Ryder: "Well, err, that's it for now for my outdoor fact finding mission in the land of Lawrence of Arabia. Until next time. Laters." Lee Ryder: "Can you get me a carton of curry with my fish and chips, mam?" "Adam & the ants" I luv it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Anyone noticed that when Ryder reports negativity he's always carefully to say "some fans" suggesting not very many. Andrew Musgrave or whatever his name is tweeted yesterday that the reaction to Joelinton was a bit "meh". He is of course correct. Ryder today reporting that fans were delighted with the signing. Not "some fans" which is clearly the case(a minority). Also says more signings needed to win over "some" fans. (Most). He really is a fuckin wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 (edited) You can't buy journalism like this. It's a natural gift. Edited July 31, 2019 by Howmanheyman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19860 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 The fucking tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9708 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruce-responds-transfer-talk-16672473 The art of saying nothing in a lot of words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30218 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 He should take a lesson from Poch. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49175446 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/borussia-dortmund-defender-labels-joelinton-16686194.amp?__twitter_impression=true Opening line of that article man. I'm fucking sick of the cunts. Is ANYONE barring twitter fifa bairns excited about ANYTHING the club has done this summer? When they report protests or anger it's always "some fans". When reporting positivity it's just "fans" like it's all of us. They are outright club propaganda. Edited August 2, 2019 by TheGingerQuiff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 think our Lee has gotten himself all confused with some basic football terminology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42001 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I hope we’ve kept the receipt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 How can someone that works as a journalist (and I mean that in the loosest sense of the word when referring to L.R.) not know the difference between physiological and psychological This is from today's article about the game. "Fast forward to 2009 and relegation on a day when Villa fans took pleasure in waving Newcastle goodbye from the top-flight after 16 years in the division. It's a day in which any Geordie fans who went through it still has the physiological scars to show for an utterly bitter experience." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21793 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Perhaps he is speaking for himself and that was around the time he started self-harming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30218 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Easy mistake to make after six pints at lunchtime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21793 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 The Chronicle only hires the top sub-editing talent money can buy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21793 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 That second sentence, even without the physiological blunder, is gibberish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34779 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Just now, Dr Gloom said: That second sentence, even without the physiological blunder, is gibberish. I was just about to post something similar. It’s fucking painful (physiologically). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9708 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 No way would Ryder misuse a foreign word. He does remember that day and his physiological scar because he banged his head on the way to the liar... err ... liabrary to look for an enzymoclopaedie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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