The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)

[David Kelly 1224]

He was playing in a seven a side tournament yesterday at gosforth park thinking he was gods gift. Didnt play against him myself but apparently he was utter shite!

[McFaul 35]

He was playing in a seven a side tournament yesterday at gosforth park thinking he was gods gift. Didnt play against him myself but apparently he was utter shite!

I've heard he's a bully on a football pitch, I'm 6ft2 and a big lad, but I've never made a purposefully nasty tackle in my life, apart from against people who've tried to do me, apparently he bools younguns all over the place. Truthfully and I know loads of people who know him, and people who have experienced him, and I've not heard one person, not one say anything nice about him. A "canny lad deep down" would do but I've never even heard that.

[Alex 34952]

Lee, if you're reading this (and I know you are), you're a talentless, hackneyed joke and you couldn't write a decent article to save your life. Which wouldn't be so bad if you had a scrap of integrity. And you've managed the improbable feat of, by comparison at least, making your predecessor look like a journalist.

Edit: Fangyoovehmush

Edited December 3, 2012 by Alex

[The Fish 10814]

Lee, if you're reading this (and I know you are), you're a talentless, hackneyed joke and you couldn't write a decent article to save your life. Which wouldn't be so bad if you had a scrap of integrity. And you've managed the improbable feat of, by comparison at least, making your predecessor look like a journalist.

Edit: Fangyoovehmush

 

 

Was this the result of a few too many "aperitifs"

[Alex 34952]

[McFaul 35]

Lee, if you're reading this (and I know you are), you're a talentless, hackneyed joke and you couldn't write a decent article to save your life. Which wouldn't be so bad if you had a scrap of integrity. And you've managed the improbable feat of, by comparison at least, making your predecessor look like a journalist.

Edit: Fangyoovehmush

[sweetleftpeg 0]

I've played in a 5-a-side game with him, and he is an arrogant, gobby, and lazy twat of a footballer who's answer to getting beat was to offer 18 year old lads who'd done nowt wrong outside.

 

He's pro-Ashley because they barred him from the ground a couple of seasons back and he rang Hughton begging that he bet let back in or he would lose his job (which he would off, you can't have a local football journalist who can't get into games). Hughton managed to persuade the powers that be to let him back in.

 

That's a double factoid.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3860]

Hi Lee. If you are reading this (presuming you can read and don't just dictate your inane drivel to an unlucky typist) I think you are a cunt. What you going to do about it?

[Alex 34952]

Posts on here as essembeeofsunderland apparently.

[McFaul 35]

 

 

eh???????????????????? 4fs. People should lay off the Special Brew.

[Gejon 2]

[JawD 99]

[Monkeys Fist 42191]

 

[peasepud 59]

I think Lee is a very talented journalist who combines his excellent knowledge of the beautiful game with an unrivalled grasp of the English language to produce superlative journalism.

[McFaul 35]

I think Lee is a very talented journalist who combines his excellent knowledge of the beautiful game with an unrivalled grasp of the English language to produce superlative journalism.

He is mind

 

Seriously I can't remember the last time a day went by where he hasn't made some error.

 

Am I being pedantic, that I think the bloke with by far the most important role in N.E. journalism shouldn't write something as cringeworthy as this below? I probably am like, but I'm old fashioned and he makes a mockery of what should be a quality job.

 

 

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder

And #nufc fans to Pulis: "You're just a tramp in a tracksuit!" #scfc

 

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Edited December 5, 2012 by McFaul

[Meenzer 15466]

Twitter's definitely complicated matters. Even the most genuinely respected of sports journos seem to descend into slanging matches on there on occasion, especially after a few drinks. Ryder's still a massive fanny, mind.

[Meenzer 15466]

And speaking of quality journalism...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2243241/Joey-Barton-footballs-gay-hero--Martin-Samuel.html

[peasepud 59]

Am I being pedantic, that I think the bloke with by far the most important role in N.E. journalism shouldn't write something as cringeworthy as this below? I probably am like, but I'm old fashioned and he makes a mockery of what should be a quality job.

 

 

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder

And #nufc fans to Pulis: "You're just a tramp in a tracksuit!" #scfc

 

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Nah Im with you on that, Ryders problem...sorry one of Ryders many problems is that he thinks hes one of the lads "I remember sitting on the away bus in 92 supping White Lightning" being one his more memorable statements. You can imagine him at away games sitting in the press box, joining in with a line or two of "your support is fucking shit" and then expecting a hearty laugh from his fellow journos, who all to a man will be thinking "cock"

[McFaul 35]

And speaking of quality journalism...

 

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2243241/Joey-Barton-footballs-gay-hero--Martin-Samuel.html

Samuel is a fat toon hating wanker, but I think that's a funny article Ryder would never write anything like. He's fat, bald, round, arrogant and not funny. Like me minus the bald bit.

[McFaul 35]

Nah Im with you on that, Ryders problem...sorry one of Ryders many problems is that he thinks hes one of the lads "I remember sitting on the away bus in 92 supping White Lightning" being one his more memorable statements. You can imagine him at away games sitting in the press box, joining in with a line or two of "your support is fucking shit" and then expecting a hearty laugh from his fellow journos, who all to a man will be thinking "cock"

:lol:

 

You're making the bit in bold up surely?

[Howmanheyman 32888]

For the first time in a long while I caught a bit of that journalist show on sky sports on a sunday morning. They're just a higher class set of blaggers, bullshitters and conmen than poor old Lee, but they do pretentious in a way Ryder never could.

[Meenzer 15466]

Samuel is a fat toon hating wanker, but I think that's a funny article Ryder would never write anything like. He's fat, bald, round, arrogant and not funny. Like me minus the bald bit.

 

I had to Google "Lady Bunny". I'm a little bit worried about Samuel now (well, more so than I was generally given his prevailing heart attack risk).

[Gemmill 44557]

For the first time in a long while I caught a bit of that journalist show on sky sports on a sunday morning. They're just a higher class set of blaggers, bullshitters and conmen than poor old Lee, but they do pretentious in a way Ryder never could.

 

They all seem utterly miserable as well.

[Brock Manson 0]

That's spectacularly bigoted even for Martin Samuel! Doesn't Barton have kids an arl?

 

I agreed with Lindegard's comments to a point - it would be hard for a gay player in English football given the troglodytic nature of some of the nation's football 'supporters'. The abuse Postma got after the video of his rogering from the missus would probably be par for the course for a gay footballer.

 

I don't see why a footballer has to spring forth in a feather boa and assume the helm of king of the gay footballers anyway. It's 2012 - no-one should give two shits about whether the guy on a football field likes men or women. It's just a shame that twats like Martin Samuel will be readying their pudgey, webbed fingers to type out all manner of slants when Louis Spence scores against Arsenal.

[Meenzer 15466]

Samuel's right insofar as you're prepared to give him credit for satirising the fact that any player coming out now would feel more like a publicity stunt than anything else. Snide digs about "being a closeted gay" = "carte blanche for acting like a twat" (for all he'd claim he's referring only to Barton's who-me attitude) suggest that any any such insight was more accidental than intentional though.