Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 I’d have thought it was giving Geordie Hero and full-time banter merchant/part-time footballer Andy Carroll his one year deal for his services to elbowing defenders. Ryder is slipping 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Mark Douglas writing articles on the new PL plans while the Knight Ryder is giving his loyal punters what they really want, interviews with John Carver on his new job as a Scotland coach. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 "....and here's me article ah wrote about 'The man who came from the pit village but became a world cup hero.....for two nations and was black & white all over but a Leeds legend in his time at the West Yorkshire club.' Jack? Jack? Are you alreet, wor kid? Is me prose a bit too high brow for you, like?" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Not me, honest..... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 The main man isn’t about to let Brucie off the hook. The man is a true journo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 (edited) " Ah was out in the cold at winter, personal non grazia at the cathedral on the hill. Ah was getting to close to the truth and the one time footballer at Wallsend Boys Club who got his first boot in the hooter at 15 who was now in charge of United was risking a Ryder boot in that very same squashed beak by freezing iz out. The Geordie boss, or so-called Geordie boss had obviously forgotten the score on Tyneside and nee way was ah going to let down me loyal punters by letting the Man U loving tosser off the hook! Olly always said, 'when you're pissing them off, you're doing it right' so ah was on the cunt like a rash. Fuck Bruce, ah've fried bigger fish than him, diary! Lol. Laters." Edited December 27, 2020 by Howmanheyman 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 "What?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30619 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 ‘App? What’s the fuck’s one of them?’ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, ewerk said: ‘App? What’s the fuck’s one of them?’ As if he isn't continuously juggling JustEat, UberEats and Deliveroo discount codes. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30619 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 (edited) The Knight Ryder only eats out of the chinkies roond the cornah, doesn’t trust any of that forren shite. Edited January 3, 2021 by ewerk 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 'The other great fact'. What was the original great fact, Lee? It must've been epic if the other great fact is Yedlin playing local hero in his house after wins in the championship. Great stuff. Us punters are spoiled with these gold plated NUFC stories. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35093 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 (edited) The other great fact was that there weren’t any great facts, just one fact that wasn’t great Edited February 1, 2021 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Great song 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Does the Knight have any Irish relatives who also happen to be journalists? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9778 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 The Knight Ryder in an urban camo mask, of course, as befits a former foot-soldier. Also, this the voice of Steve Bruce bellowing to Emil Krafth echoed round Stamford Bridge: "Emil you're too narrow!" Terrible thing, jealousy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 2 hours ago, Isegrim said: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, wor kid. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Into the 2020/21 season, and journalists had to weave around abandoned beer kegs at Southampton - the venue were Toon fans last attended a game - as beverages that never got drank were cast aside, only the bitter taste of a 2-0 defeat at St Mary's was on the menu that day. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Into the 2020/21 season, and journalists had to weave around abandoned beer kegs at Southampton - the venue were Toon fans last attended a game - as beverages that never got drank were cast aside, only the bitter taste of a 2-0 defeat at St Mary's was on the menu that day. He never wrote that, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 he did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33240 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Just now, Dr Gloom said: he did I'm genuinely wondering if he ever read the diaries? They were in TF so there's a fair chance. Is this a subtle piss take from himself or am I giving him too much credit? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 He’ll have been working on that “What Did You Do on Your Summer Holidays?” piece for months as well 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35093 Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 20 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: I'm genuinely wondering if he ever read the diaries? They were in TF so there's a fair chance. Is this a subtle piss take from himself or am I giving him too much credit? The latter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 After a week in which England's so-called big six were exposed for their all-round greed and crass behaviour, it should be a huge wake-up call to Premier League chiefs when it comes to Newcastle United's takeover situation. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-takeover-super-league-20440495 What an intro par in Ryder's latest. MUST. MAKE. THE. STORY. ABOUT. NEWCASTLE 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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