Alex 34779 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 On Football Focus as we speak. 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34779 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Mr Insight himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 (edited) Fuck off! Literally everybody else must have been unavailable? Edited February 1, 2020 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34779 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Cautious optimism about the takeover, the new signings can help us kick in, things are going really well under Bruce. That literally covers it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9709 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 I am bit thick but can’t find the bit where he puts the record straight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 57 minutes ago, Alex said: On Football Focus as we speak. 😂 Argghh! Missed it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21793 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Ryder on footie focus? I can’t imagine this not making it into his diary. Lol, laterz. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 On 04/01/2020 at 17:44, Howmanheyman said: If you don't want to see what Newcastle fans were chanting look away now block Lee Ryder. So Lee, how was the match today? Anything you noticed about the side or Bruce's tactics? Ok, err, thanks for that Lee, I'll err.....oh I tell you what! Can you get Mark Douglas to pop in with the match report instead, err, I mean with his piece about, err..... Blyth Spartans! Yes, that's it, Blyth Spartans. Cheers Lee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Not sure what's worse; the embarrassing chant or the fact he decided it was something he should mention 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9709 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21793 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Ryder with another big exclusive 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 45 minutes ago, Isegrim said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 The finger on the pulse of the United beat once again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21793 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Nice colour piece for his loyal puntaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Logs on to his gambling accounts, sees the odds......boom! There's another article for the punters. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34779 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 It’s funny because it’s almost certainly true 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) The odds on a Newcastle United takeover happening in 2020 are just 6/4 after suggestions that a Middle East consortium are set to buy the club from Mike Ashley. Saudi Arabia’s Prince Mohammed bin Salman has been repeatedly linked with the purchase of Newcastle, and Paddy Power make it just 2/1 for that to happen in 2020. Paragraph 2 contradicting paragraph 1, the Ryder after a rough weekend authenticity stamp. Edited February 7, 2020 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Supporters have boycotted matches this season to protest Mike Ashley’s ownership, and the odds of him selling before the year is out are now 6/4 And then paragraph 3 contradicting paragraph 2. he must have been fucking wankered when he submitted this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Apparently he's done a piece on the 89 relegation year calling the likes of Hendrie flops but not calling Pingel who he credits with an 'audacious' headed goal against champions Liverpool. He's obviously been in touch with Pingel for the story because Pingel was utterly shit, uninterested and for those who were there to see the 'audacious' header all we can do is . He knew fuck all about it and it hit him on the top/back of his head. Oh, Lee. When the Puntaz have a memory. And a brain. Never mind. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9709 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34779 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 One Star - Abysmal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15359 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 "Bruce guided Man United to trophy after trophy under Sir Alex Ferguson" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30218 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Quote In the executive areas of St Mary's the half-time dessert being served up was rocky road cake, it could barely have been more appropriate for Bruce and Newcastle this season! Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32707 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, ewerk said: Breaking out the lolz for his loyal puntaz. The rocky road patter, man. Parody tries it's best but you can't beat the real McCoy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13766 Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Imagine him on the Thunderpiss or whatever it’s called at Alton Towers. Flying down the drop screaming “This is just like the Mag’s campaign lolz!!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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