Park Life 71 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Aye this whole charm offensive I guess they're attempting is a good indication of that. "Carver is qualified we promise" despite the fact he's fucking useless. They're welcome to give the potato headed lug a full season it'll just end up costing them fucking millions in the inevitable relegation though, so saving the million quid or so on a capable replacements wages will end up not being worth it for lard arse and his rent boy Charnley. Think he'll be replaced in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32603 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 He is by far and away the thickest bloke in the United Kingdom's media. He replies to constructive comments from ordinary people with massively defensive tweets, nearly always ending in pal. It's like in Auf Wiedesehen Pet when Stick out of Spender, thinks Moxey is trying to shag his lass in the nightclub, and he says pal 4 times prodding him in his upper chest. at Spender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Think he'll be replaced in the summer.Hope you're right Parky, a full season under this bloke would be grim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 there are no words http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/remi-garde-spotted-etihad-stadium-8692549 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Absolutely pointless article. Say what you see Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34724 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The idea that Ryder (or the bloke feeding him his info, i.e. Carver) has the inside track is laughable like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32603 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/five-issues-newcastle-united-must-8699586#rlabs=2 The five issues Newcastle United MUST sort out before their next game with Aston Villa 4. Is there a campaign to land John carver the job by the Newcastle Chronicle? No. A common misconception seems to be reporting quotes from Carver is deemed as championing his cause. The reality is the Chronicle has sent reporters to press conferences down the decades to obtain quotes from WHOEVER is manager and relay them to readers. There has been plenty of coverage of Frank De Boer, Remi Garde and Christophe Galtier’s chances of getting the job but that would not class as a campaign for their causes either. My own stance on the subject is simple. Newcastle need a winning head coach or manager - and quickly. At the moment Carver is not winning. Alan Pardew lost more games than he won and fans wanted him to go. He has not been replaced by what some fans see as a suitable successor. However, that is a club issue within the four walls of St James’ Park which extends beyond the training ground. So one of the issues the club need to sort out before Villa is to deny they're in league with the Ronny Gill with the aim of getting Carver the job full time? Or is that just a rattled Trinity Mirror regional sports writer feeling the heat? I've also read issue number three a few times and yes it's late, but it doesn't make sense. 3. Is Newcastle’s overall operation on such a low budget putting managerial candidates off taking the job on a full-time basis? Should he put 'That it's' in between the word budget' and the word 'putting'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21760 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Is anyone else familiar with the four walls of st James' park that extend beyond the training ground? I've never seen them myself, Lee. They must be a canny size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Is anyone else familiar with the four walls of st James' park that extend beyond the training ground? I've never seen them myself, Lee. They must be a canny size Yes that struck me as gibberish too. Its an appalling piece of writing from a fourth form student let alone a professional journalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 It's hilarious how everything in the Chron's football coverage is '5 key issues about...' as if 5 is the magic number for an article. In this case he really struggled to come up with the 5 required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 5 things we learnt from this article by Lee Ryder: 1. English is not his first language 2. He has nothing interesting to say 3. He often cannot convey a point at all 4. He likes lists of 5 things 5. But struggles to fill them Er thats it. Roll the presses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30164 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 When he's capitalising random words you know he means business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34724 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Alan Oliver was canny shite but he occasionally got it spot on and you could have a bit of a laugh playing cliche bingo. WIth Ryder though it's just fucking painful to read. He's petty as fuck as well, not to mention having far too thin a skin, biting at every jibe on social media etc. And all that article shows is that he probably is trying to get his main (possibly only) source of info at the club the manager's job full-time. Which is the exact opposite of what its trying to achieve Edited February 24, 2015 by Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 He comes across as thick and illiterate. Makes you wonder how he got the job and whether the editor even reads his piss poor efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 85% of the people on here are more intelligent than Lee Ryder, even me with half of my brain missing. He won a writers award a few months ago, and for me it's like Mike Williamson winning World Footballer of the Year, only more astonishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34724 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 85% of people on here probably earn more than Ryder as well though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 85% of people on here probably earn more than Ryder as well though. £35000 a year for Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21760 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) He can't write, that's for sure. I just assume the copy editors are just as bad at the chronicle these days when you look at some of the stuff they publish.Papers will employ prolific news gatherers who can't write for shit but he doesn't even break many stories. Fuck knows why he's in the job. Edited February 24, 2015 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21760 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 £35000 a year for Ryder. He'll be on more than that, I would have thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34724 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 £35000 a year for Ryder. I'm surprised it's that much tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1217 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'm surprised it's that much tbh.I'd be offended if it's that much! The bloke should be trying to get people to pay for some splash in a bog in the Bigg Market not being paid to come up with five (I assume that's as far as his can count) reason's why we should be rimming bo selecta until he's made permanent head coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) I'm surprised it's that much tbh. http://www.prospects.ac.uk/newspaper_journalist_salary.htm He's been in nearly a decade so that 35-40 bracket is likely to be the one he's in, particularly when his new job title is "Head of Sport". Edited February 24, 2015 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Is he related to someone at the paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34724 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 http://www.prospects.ac.uk/newspaper_journalist_salary.htm He's been in nearly a decade so that 35-40 bracket is likely to be the one he's in, particularly when his new job title is "Head of Sport". Pure speculation then? Like about 95% of his articles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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