PaddockLad 17281 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 That piece by Samuel reads like all he's out to do is wind up JB and get a "twitter feud" going or something equally as tedious....it reads a bit like one of CT's less emotional outbursts....designed to gently provoke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Similar waistlines too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 They all seem utterly miserable as well. One of them had a blazer on and a scarf carefully mismanaged round his neck and displayed an effected look of boredom slightly better than the others. They completely believe they're important and everyone hangs on their words. I take CT more seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 One of them had a blazer on and a scarf carefully mismanaged round his neck and displayed an effected look of boredom slightly better than the others. They completely believe they're important and everyone hangs on their words. I take CT more seriously. I occasionally put this on by mistake (my hand is trained to head straight for the sports channels) and noticed that twat Oliver Holt was wearing a hair band the other morning. He must be in his 40s for fucks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Embarrassed about his roots, would rather talk about any club rather than us in front of his 'peers'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Fat "My arse." Anyone getting him in the death pool at work, would be booking Caribbean holidays on the back on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33245 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 He's certainly studying something very carefully in that pic, mind........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 "You're on a yellow card son." pmsl I don't know why but it just tickled me that. Parody ffs. There's not a day goes by without him making me laugh, always unintentionally too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Romanez is a friend of mine. Never mentioned Lee Ryder gave his a yellow card like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Is that your mate aye?? I think you could make a comedy around him and his work to be honest. Like a geordie journo David Brent. The Fish could play Lee Ryder. I'd watch it. How many times have you went "he can't have just said that could he?". Even today there's a "You won't get anywhere in life with that attitude pal!" and also a "if you have any serious queries feel free to email me rather than getting tangled up in urban myths and notions about the press." Why does he get so defensive? Why? There must be a reason. Why does he rise to it every time. I wonder what his own self analysis of how he comes across would be, I hope he's massively deluded because if he's not he'll have massive mental problems imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I love reading back through this thread, one of the best for a variety of hilarious posts from a wide variety of people. We can't all be wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 You'll never beat the passing of the KK mask to signify a new Chief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) "Ryder's Friday Analysis" At least 90% of the things he's saying in that article are irrelevant. His analogies are shit as well. He's on about Arbroath beating Bon Accord 36-0. Shut up. I want a local paper, which has a good reporter it's not too fucking much to ask. Every sentence an unfunny analogy. We shouldn't have a reporter, where the first thing you do when you read his articles are to look for his mistakes. That's what I do though because there's scores in every article, well not always mistakes just cringeworthy pish. Edited January 18, 2013 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/what-happened-when-i-bumped-into-nile-ranger-last-saturday-night/ I don't believe any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 http://www.themag.co...saturday-night/ I don't believe any of this. It's the turning point of Ranger's career. He'll discover a new focus now that some bloke in a takeaway opened his eyes. We don't need to buy a replacement for Demba Ba; Brian Standen just awakened one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 What a fucking mug. There are no other words. "Bradford and you fucked it up", there are kids 11 and 12 year old reading the Chronicle being exposed to language like that. He is just incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Wants to be one of the 'lads' but needs to accept that he can't be as a journalist. You're right, all he needed to put instead was a couple of sentences about the away fans being in good voice and baiting the home fans in revenge for 2009. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 The Ibiza nightclub analogy adds that extra touch of class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 ****** isn't going to scar kids for life tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 (edited) ****** isn't going to scar kids for life tbf So if you had a little laddie you'd feel fine answering "Daddy why's this word starred out what does it mean?" It just cheapens the newspaper, even a contrary cunt like you can see that surely? Evening Chronicle using swear words? Nah. Edited January 30, 2013 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7030 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I can see that you are fucking obsessed with the bloke in an unhealthy way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I can see that you are fucking obsessed with the bloke in an unhealthy way I can see that you're obsessed with me in an unhealthy way. I'd be amazed if you're as irritating in person. You say lots but never say anything really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17281 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 If you disagree with it Steie its the editor that should be getting it in the neck, its his decision ultimately what goes to print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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