Who have you met off here and what are they like?

[The Fish 10671]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

[Danny CL 0]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Craig, a menace.

 

A pest.

So what word would describe yourself in relation to this board if Craig's a pest.

[Danny CL 0]

Craig, a menace.

 

A pest.

So what word would describe yourself in relation to this board if Craig's a pest.

 

Reason.

[The Fish 10671]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

 

 

 

"new"?

 

 

silly boy, back in your box.,

[Ayatollah Hermione 13760]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

 

There is literally nobody on this board that will find this a hard-hitting blow to Newcastle.

[Danny CL 0]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

 

 

 

"new"?

 

 

silly boy, back in your box.,

 

She was doing Jongleurs round by me 18 months ago so yeah I would say he comedy stardom is relatively new.

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Craig, a menace.

 

A pest.

So what word would describe yourself in relation to this board if Craig's a pest.

 

Reason.

Mug I'd say.

[Danny CL 0]

Craig, a menace.

 

A pest.

So what word would describe yourself in relation to this board if Craig's a pest.

 

Reason.

Mug I'd say.

 

Yes, you probably would. Or more likely Yooouuurrree a maaaaaggggg saaaaahhhhhn, or whatever you have learned from the latest Danny Dyer movie.

[The Fish 10671]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

 

 

 

"new"?

 

 

silly boy, back in your box.,

 

She was doing Jongleurs round by me 18 months ago so yeah I would say he comedy stardom is relatively new.

 

 

Seriously, stop it, you're clueless. you might be able to bumble your way around football banter, but you've got no idea what you're talking about. She's been around on the circuit for 6 years. If you want North Eastern Comics that are breaking ground, try Jason Cook or Chris Ramsey, Sarah Millican is fairly well established iyam.

 

Oh and performing at Jongleurs is not a measure of stardom at all, it's one step removed from a fucking corporate gig. Acts hate doing it because it's office parties and stag dos. Nobody is there for the act, they're there to get pissed.

 

Once again you're talking shit Daniel, so why not make a life-style change and stfu

[Danny CL 0]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

 

 

 

"new"?

 

 

silly boy, back in your box.,

 

She was doing Jongleurs round by me 18 months ago so yeah I would say he comedy stardom is relatively new.

 

 

Seriously, stop it, you're clueless. you might be able to bumble your way around football banter, but you've got no idea what you're talking about. She's been around on the circuit for 6 years. If you want North Eastern Comics that are breaking ground, try Jason Cook or Chris Ramsey, Sarah Millican is fairly well established iyam.

 

Oh and performing at Jongleurs is not a measure of stardom at all, it's one step removed from a fucking corporate gig. Acts hate doing it because it's office parties and stag dos. Nobody is there for the act, they're there to get pissed.

 

Once again you're talking shit Daniel, so why not make a life-style change and stfu

 

My world is in pieces tbh.

 

Plus you completely missed my point.

 

I can just imagine the triumphant pounding at the keyboard now "This chump knows nothing of the north east comedy scene, I will slay him online"

[Tooj 17]

Well, this is tedious as fuck.

[Park Life 71]

It's fine, now I'm an international comedy superstar, I don't need you. I don't need any of you!

 

Thinks of new Geordie comic on the scene.....can only come up with

 

 

 

 

"new"?

 

 

silly boy, back in your box.,

 

She was doing Jongleurs round by me 18 months ago so yeah I would say he comedy stardom is relatively new.

 

 

Seriously, stop it, you're clueless. you might be able to bumble your way around football banter, but you've got no idea what you're talking about. She's been around on the circuit for 6 years. If you want North Eastern Comics that are breaking ground, try Jason Cook or Chris Ramsey, Sarah Millican is fairly well established iyam.

 

Oh and performing at Jongleurs is not a measure of stardom at all, it's one step removed from a fucking corporate gig. Acts hate doing it because it's office parties and stag dos. Nobody is there for the act, they're there to get pissed.

 

Once again you're talking shit Daniel, so why not make a life-style change and stfu

 

My world is in pieces tbh.

 

Plus you completely missed my point.

 

I can just imagine the triumphant pounding at the keyboard now "This chump knows nothing of the north east comedy scene, I will slay him online"

 

 

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Craig, a menace.

 

A pest.

So what word would describe yourself in relation to this board if Craig's a pest.

 

Reason.

Mug I'd say.

 

Yes, you probably would. Or more likely Yooouuurrree a maaaaaggggg saaaaahhhhhn, or whatever you have learned from the latest Danny Dyer movie.

He does "movies" (films where I come from son, people like you are yankified at birth without a chance), I thought he just played himself.

[Danny CL 0]

Well, this is tedious as fuck.

 

It was cracking before this.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13760]

108 posts in a week. JFWTBH.

 

Ruining another decent thread, I see.

[The Fish 10671]

My world is in pieces tbh.

 

Plus you completely missed my point.

 

I can just imagine the triumphant pounding at the keyboard now "This chump knows nothing of the north east comedy scene, I will slay him online"

 

It's not just the North East comedy scene that you're ignorant about.

[Jill 0]

I've also met Catmag, Gemmill and the trent crew a couple of years back.

 

There was loads at the one where that lass threw up! Welsh Dragon was there with her Dad too, he looked like the demon headmaster!

 

Wasn't there for that, but the fallout (so to speak) is still legendary. Wasn't she about 9?

 

I still have the photo she sent me of her Brown Ale puke. 22 Feb 2004. Which would mean she was a few months off her 17th birthday. Fucking crease that was.

 

Met loads off here, too many to list, though it was mostly years ago when I was a bit more cliquey. No one stands out as being a total cock.

 

 

I've met a few people on here when I briefly attended some pre-match piss ups a few years ago. A canny bunch to be fair, Alreetlike (Jill) is the dodgy one that you need to be careful around mind, and her away record is something that would bring a grown man to tears.

 

Ye can fuck off like. At least I've won away now! Though you do prove useful for keeping Himself out of my hair occasionally, suppose that counts for something.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

He's about to be paired up with an aging black moderator, just days from retirement.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

I met Steve a couple of year ago randomly he is mates with a friends lad, seen him out and about in town and at the match since.

 

Really lovely lad nothing like he is on here

 

also work with J69 :-)

 

Tell J69 he's a cunt from me please, but he was right about the HTC hero phone..

 

Cheers

 

Wacky

Edited July 14, 2010 by Wacky Jnr

[Jusoda Kid 1]

I met Steve a couple of year ago randomly he is mates with a friends lad, seen him out and about in town and at the match since.

 

Really lovely lad nothing like he is on here

 

also work with J69 :-)

Haha you're not so bad yourself, well when you aint been on the drink for 9 hours at ladies day You certainly don't look like a typical East End lass and what a bonus that is Never known a girl know more about football in my life, you single handedly changed my opinion about female football fans . How's your uni going?

 

I also know smoggeordie, who is a really sound kid, you know with some people you think aye there must be some fault with him, but I haven't got a bad word to say about him, he's even lost his Teesside accent. Good keeper as well. I've met Anrew Flintoff true very briefly canny footballer, and seemed a nice lad.

 

I met Steve a couple of year ago randomly he is mates with a friends lad, seen him out and about in town and at the match since.

 

Really lovely lad nothing like he is on here

 

Online "persona". There's a shock.

Did you not notice her use of a wink smiley you Berkshire based nobhead. She knows I'm cheeky.

 

So she's worth one then Stevie?

[catmag 336]

Aye me and Cath got to the top of the stairs and she was stood there with spew all over her chin, going "I've been thick!"in her Rick off the Young Ones-esque voice.

 

She necked a bottle of brown ale like, which for a female dwarf is quite impressive.

 

It was half time man cos she'd barfed all over the seats in front of where she was sitting. She also spent the entire day trying to get a photo of you to put under her pillow when she went to sleep

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

I met Steve a couple of year ago randomly he is mates with a friends lad, seen him out and about in town and at the match since.

 

Really lovely lad nothing like he is on here

 

also work with J69 :-)

Haha you're not so bad yourself, well when you aint been on the drink for 9 hours at ladies day You certainly don't look like a typical East End lass and what a bonus that is Never known a girl know more about football in my life, you single handedly changed my opinion about female football fans . How's your uni going?

 

I also know smoggeordie, who is a really sound kid, you know with some people you think aye there must be some fault with him, but I haven't got a bad word to say about him, he's even lost his Teesside accent. Good keeper as well. I've met Anrew Flintoff true very briefly canny footballer, and seemed a nice lad.

 

I met Steve a couple of year ago randomly he is mates with a friends lad, seen him out and about in town and at the match since.

 

Really lovely lad nothing like he is on here

 

Online "persona". There's a shock.

Did you not notice her use of a wink smiley you Berkshire based nobhead. She knows I'm cheeky.

 

So she's worth one then Stevie?

She's a lovely lass, but her boyfriend is built like a brick shithouse so I wouldn't comment apart from saying no one would complain.

[Tom 14011]

She's a lovely lass, but her boyfriend is built like a brick shithouse so I wouldn't comment apart from saying no one would complain.

 

I think that path ends badly for roid heads.

[Craig 6670]

Craig, a menace.

 

A pest.

So what word would describe yourself in relation to this board if Craig's a pest.

 

Told you already Stevie, he's a fucktard.