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Bloke walks into a bar and declares "its my Birthday"

 

Barman replies "why the big paws?"....oh hang on I mean "why the long face?"....nah thats not it I mean barman replies "get out ya Bard"

 

:D

 

You can have that one on me :o

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All the best Fish :o

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You laugh, but I genuinely just got off the phone with her and she said "I'm really sorry I didn't get you anything, but I'm broke and you don't live near ASDA anymore... :D

 

but she's giving birth to the next saviour of Newcastle United*, so I'll let her off

 

Cheers for the cheers lads, have a drink on me. I'm off to drink over-priced booze with under-dressed women! :angry:

 

 

 

 

 

*as long as she doesn't let him get away with her old diet/exercise regime.

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No longer is it my Birthday, but It's fucking great so I'm happy enough. Pretty drunk and enjoyed a curry and stuff so... I've got nowt to say really, but I just wanted to drag out the thread a little.

 

EEeeeeeeegggggo!

 

:o

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