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There are some great pictures in a thread on RTG, this one tickled me in particular

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If you could post some of the great pictures, that'd be... great. :(

:D Fair enough, for some reason it tickled me like!

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It's good, but it's not the Sun:

 

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Ginger top ... but at five his eyes already have intense look

 

 

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Cute baby ... but two-month-old Moat clenches his fists

 

 

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Awkward ... Moat aged 13 at mum Josephine's wedding

 

(At least I assume it's meant to be biting satire...)

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It's good, but it's not the Sun:

 

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Ginger top ... but at five his eyes already have intense look

 

 

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Cute baby ... but two-month-old Moat clenches his fists

 

 

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Awkward ... Moat aged 13 at mum Josephine's wedding

 

(At least I assume it's meant to be biting satire...)

 

 

I particularly like the caption "Cute baby ... but two-month-old Moat clenches his fists"

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There are some great pictures in a thread on RTG, this one tickled me in particular

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Sorta rimnds me of the 'great moments of football in MS Paint' they did a while back. Most were funny but of course it got spoiled by the bitter lot.

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Christ, it's Krusty the clowns mum....

 

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I've been watching these briefings and I have to say that Northumbria's finest don't inspire me with confidence.

 

Yesterday the detective said 'We believe the man maybe carrying a carrier bag'. Useful information.

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http://twitter.com/Raoul_Moat1

 

Just found out I'm not in a Domino's catchment area. It's buy one get one free Thursday as well. Bugger man, pet

 

Look at the public meeting on Sky News now. Just behind that copper, in the camouflage jacket, that's me that is pet.

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he's a fake, man pet. I'm the real Moat. That is how I Raoul.

 

:(

Raoul_Moat1 Just made a shelter using twigs and my own shit.

about 8 hours ago

:D

t's getting dark. Just climbing up a tree to make some owl noises.
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Taken from a lonely hearts ad in the chronicle:

 

Hi, i'm a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North of England looking for some fun. My Mr Right should be a big, strong ginger man, with a fiery temperament and a jealous nature, as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.

 

If this sounds like you, you can contact me at;

 

Armedresponseteam@northumbriapolice.com

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Guest Gordon McKeag

She is hideously ugly. Apparently affairs and christmas party frolics are widespread in the OB, I think she's probably one who never got to see the benefit of this.

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I don't even think Kevin would hit that no matter how much warm white lightning he had. Mind you, he'd come round her house all hopeful, and she'll just sigh and say "Fuck off Kevin" before closing the door.

 

Good to see the people of the north east are not buying into the hysteria that the media likes to whip up when this sort of thing happens, and is just taking the piss out of Moat.

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What's the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat?

 

 

Moat is still bollock deep in the Geordie Bush

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greggs have spotted a marketting opportunity and cashed in on a new snack. It's thick as fuck, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 79p

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