Guest Gordon McKeag Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 What a cunt, I seen him in Eldon Rec he used to play squash there, I was only about 15 about 94ish "areet Roger", "yeah thanks". Yeah fuckin thanks the bald cockney cunt. He should've been grateful I recognised him, the fuckin mug, "meat and drink to Micky Quinn", worse commentator and bloke than Charles Harrison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmyMIA 0 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Steve Bruce Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4029 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Steve Bruce Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Your photoshoppings canny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) Am nee Paul Weller, but here's my five minute effort about Steve Bruce To the tune of Fernando Torres Liverpools Number 9/ The Runaway Train He's thought he'd get to play his song He was wrong, he was wrong We beat the scum it hurt him loads 5-1, 5-1 Pissed in The Diamond every night, His team and fuckin fans are shite Stevie Bruce has got big fat head nanananananannananaaaaaaaaaaaa Edited January 24, 2011 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmyMIA 0 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Steve Bruce Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Your photoshoppings canny thanks - I pride meself on my internet schenanigans like this (hence the blog full of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29058 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 What a cunt, I seen him in Eldon Rec he used to play squash there, I was only about 15 about 94ish "areet Roger", "yeah thanks". Yeah fuckin thanks the bald cockney cunt. He should've been grateful I recognised him, the fuckin mug, "meat and drink to Micky Quinn", worse commentator and bloke than Charles Harrison. As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) What a cunt, I seen him in Eldon Rec he used to play squash there, I was only about 15 about 94ish "areet Roger", "yeah thanks". Yeah fuckin thanks the bald cockney cunt. He should've been grateful I recognised him, the fuckin mug, "meat and drink to Micky Quinn", worse commentator and bloke than Charles Harrison. As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things. Aye but the way we used to sing Newcastle was, Newcsul, Sima made the point a while ago. The younguns don't get it. I can't believe no one likes me song by the way, he's me thinkin a could be the toon's answer to Pete Boyle. Edited January 27, 2011 by You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29058 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 What a cunt, I seen him in Eldon Rec he used to play squash there, I was only about 15 about 94ish "areet Roger", "yeah thanks". Yeah fuckin thanks the bald cockney cunt. He should've been grateful I recognised him, the fuckin mug, "meat and drink to Micky Quinn", worse commentator and bloke than Charles Harrison. As bad as Roger de Courcey is, (and he's stank out every NUFC game he's edited commentated on), Charles Harrison was still the worst commentator I've ever heard, bar none. One song I'd like to see back is 'We love you Newcastle, we do' instead of the new camp version, 'We love Newcastle, we do'. Seriously, young children, it sounds fucking terrible, give your heeds a shake and get the proper more manly version back. Now. Uncle HowmanHeyman knows these things. Aye but the way we used to sing Newcastle was, Newcsul, Sima made the point a while ago. The younguns don't get it. I can't believe no one likes me song by the way, he's me thinkin a could be the toon's answer to Susan Boyle. Quite. The new version of 'we love Newcastle', though. Surely to God those young'uns singing it must realise how shit it sounds? All of a sudden, when that song gets an airing, it's like L7 has turned into Aled Jones younger, gay-er sons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Bring back newcusul, the new version doesn't even flow when sang tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 She said no Titus, she said no, she said no Titus, she said no, she said no Titus, she said no, Oh Titus, she said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 To the tune of Spring Time For Hitler In Germany. Ooooh, Newcastle United Football Club They play in Newcastle. Newcastle in England. The north east of England. In UKkkkkkkkkkkkk Yes, we love them No, we don't hate them. Even though we slag them off. A lot. Everyyyyyyyyyyy now and then we seek a scapegoat. Usually a player. One of our players of courssssssssssssse But deep down no one understands us 'cause we really love them. Our lives revolve around them. It reallyyyyyyyyy does Ohh Newcastle United can I have your babyyyyyy *cough* And now the corus: It doesn't rhyme And it doesn't fit I love you when you're good And even when your shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 No ones old enough to know Springtime for Hitler Snakey, apart from LM and Rob W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 No ones old enough to know Springtime for Hitler Snakey, apart from LM and Rob W. Aww shirley you're wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeForce 0 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 He's got a fucking poneytail Carroll, Carroll But when he shoots he doesn't fail Carroll, Carroll And with full force he'll break ya jaw but he will never fail to score Annnndddddy Carrrrrrolllllll Newcastle's number 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Every time he handles the ball and goes down like he's under sniper fire.... Steeeeeeeven Taylor, is a knacker, is a knacker. Steeeeeeeven Taylor, is a knacker, is a knacker. Repeat to fade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4029 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Traditionalist..... Wings of a sparrow....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 29058 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Oh Andy Carroll You were the love of my life Oh Andy Carroll You could've punched my wife Oh Andy Carroll I hate Mike Ashley too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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