Monkeys Fist 41338 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Mine's not until November. Can I still get a fist up my arse and some blood on my cock at some point? Monkeys blood, with a chocolate finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15127 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Anyone else have a birthday this year?Amazing. "I'm getting the word... nonce" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41338 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Anyone else have a birthday this year?Amazing. "I'm getting the word... nonce" "is that you Mammy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Hello, it's me Kev. My last account broke I PM'd a mod so anyway.. I have an interview on thursday, my birthday, good luck? Perhaps. Well the interview is for... McDonald's Any help ? You haven't mentioned your birthday in a while- when is it again? You haven't mentioned your birthday in a while- when is it again? Thursday, same day as my interview If they hire a few pole's then they'll hire me! It's on my birthday aswell so I'm gonna get it !!!!!!!!! Oh right you were being sarcastic I never mentioned my birthday anywhere Bar the opening post. Good luck with the jab Thank you What you getting me for my bday? you're only 16? that explains a lot The blood on your cock? Respect most people just wait for someone else to make a happy birthday thread, desperate for attention eh kev? Dude, i think you'll find i never mentioned anything about my birthday. For all the world wide web knows i could be coming back from a driving ban. So that sir is you officialy own3d. O'Reilly??? Lest we forget.... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=748075 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=744868 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=717287 http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=747125 ...never mentions his birthday like... Alright man respect respect. Ya got me. I'm still waiting on my happy bday thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6583 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Don't hold your breath will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Don't hold your breath will you? Why would i hold my breath? That's just stupid, i'd pass out or summat innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6583 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Don't hold your breath will you? Why would i hold my breath? That's just stupid, i'd pass out or summat innit Catching on quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Don't hold your breath will you? Why would i hold my breath? That's just stupid, i'd pass out or summat innit Catching on quick Catching on to what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Aw craig, any update on my old account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I was about to disclose my birthday, until Meenzer threatened the centipede! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15127 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I was about to disclose my birthday, until Meenzer threatened the centipede! I know, I know, we agreed to keep that sort of things to matchdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13613 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career. Innit a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chris'mas day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career. Innit a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chris'mas day? He wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career. Innit a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chris'mas day? He wasn't. This is BS. (that's short for bull shit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I'm legally allowed to drive Jesus. You're legally allowed to drive the son of God? Jesus is by many accounts a peaceful chap, but I'm sure if he saw you pull up and say you're his chauffer, he'd say "Fuck off Kevin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 I'm legally allowed to drive Jesus. You're legally allowed to drive the son of God? Jesus is by many accounts a peaceful chap, but I'm sure if he saw you pull up and say you're his chauffer, he'd say "Fuck off Kevin." but do you not think its a coincidence that jesus was born on chris'mas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career. Innit a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chris'mas day? He wasn't. This is BS. (that's short for bull shit) What is? that the story of the nativity is an amalgam of various old stories to make one neat little package? for example "Dating December 25 as the birthday of Jesus, is known to have gained popularity only by the mid-fourth century in order that Christians could have an alternative to a popular pagan festival at this time of year. December 25 was the winter solstice according to the old Julian calendar, and it was on that day that Mithraism, a chief rival to Christianity, celebrated the birth of the god, Mithra. It is unlikely that we shall ever know exactly when Jesus was born (scholars estimate sometime between 12 and 4 B.C.) or the real circumstances surrounding his nativity." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin, I'm getting you The Sims for your birthday so you can build yourself a better career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 22 hours, 9 minutes now gents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentAxeman 166 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 (edited) Chuck Norris sent jesus a birthday card on the 25th, and jesus was too afraid to tell him it wasn't his birthday, that is why we celebrate the 25th. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J_jmnFkW7c4/SgCO...jesus.bmp"]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J_jmnFkW7c4/SgCO...norrisjesus.bmp Edited June 30, 2010 by AgentAxeman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Chuck Norris sent jesus a birthday card on the 25th, and jesus was too afraid to tell him it wasn't his birthday, that is why we celebrate the 25th. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J_jmnFkW7c4/SgCO...jesus.bmp"]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J_jmnFkW7c4/SgCO...norrisjesus.bmp To-fucking-ché my man. Respect, ayyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 How are you going to celebrate? Bottle of Frosty Jacks on the bench? or go lah-de-dah and treat yourself to a line of speed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 How are you going to celebrate? Bottle of Frosty Jacks on the bench? or go lah-de-dah and treat yourself to a line of speed? Nothing, going to oxegen next week so saving the money for then. Frost Jack's, hard to beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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