Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Applying for a new job myself, hope to fuck I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) This is textbook, stick to this example an all will be fine. Good luck bro. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk...&playnext=1 Edited June 29, 2010 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 I really was looking for genuine help. PS Wacky, i hope you get the job, buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Bungholio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Applying for a new job myself, hope to fuck I get it. Lass who played Jimmie Krankie died has she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 When you go for the interview after everything they say just keep asking "Do you want fries with that?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Will do. Do they respect this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30679 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Unless it's preceded by 'lack of self', then I don't think the word respect is going to come up in the interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 29, 2010 Author Share Posted June 29, 2010 Unless it's preceded by 'lack of self', then I don't think the word respect is going to come up in the interview. Respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Kevin's ew vocational options. Kevin get two guests visiting his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 I really was looking for genuine help. Remember that customers will either want their burgers rare, medium or well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 I really was looking for genuine help. Remember that customers will either want their burgers rare, medium or well done. Dude.. it's McDonalds, you get your burgers too rare and you'll like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Well in 24 hours i'll be in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Well in 24 hours i'll be in there Bet its the one with the drivethru and that starbucks accross the way edit..might be a subway can never remember Nah I think you mean the one on the waterside? Or is the one you're on about in the shopping centre? Mines is beside sainsburys (if you have a clue where that is). I reckon i'll be stuck on the drive through for an on the job evaluation as the rest of the shop is closed due to renovation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Ant, dare you to drive up during his appraisal and keep asking for a Whopper Meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 naw this one was a drive-thru and had some other things near it was def a subway or a starbucks mighta been this one http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ie=U...,261.4,,0,12.71 yeah its that one, remember the dual carriageway and such aye thats the one on the waterside, nah that's too far away from my house. I bought a bottle of Strongbow and a litre of vodka in the tesco's beside it 3 weeks ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE. Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Fucking hell, how chavvy. 16 years old and he drinks until he pisses his pants and can't talk. No doubt his big bucks will be spent on more alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Fucking hell, how chavvy. 16 years old and he drinks until he pisses his pants and can't talk. No doubt his big bucks will be spent on more alcohol. Where the fuck did you pull that idea from ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE. Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? It is horrendous. Mixed with own-brand cola and own-brand blackcurrant squash, however, the sheer excess of cheapness starts to eat away at itself and ends up producing an acceptably efficient bucketful of cheap sense-devastator if you're sufficiently desperate to get away from the horror of your everyday life. So basically I'd leave it until after the interview before investigating further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE. Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? It is horrendous. Mixed with own-brand cola and own-brand blackcurrant squash, however, the sheer excess of cheapness starts to eat away at itself and ends up producing an acceptably efficient bucketful of cheap sense-devastator if you're sufficiently desperate to get away from the horror of your everyday life. So basically I'd leave it until after the interview before investigating further. Will do Frosty Jacks mixed with blackcurrent isn't bad I'm still thinking whether to bring down strongbow or frosties to Oxegen.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 Aaaaand it transpires Kevin got rejected for that supermarket job because he kept buying himself White Lightning during his OJE. Different supermarket ! I've never tasted white lightning, is it nice? It is horrendous. Mixed with own-brand cola and own-brand blackcurrant squash, however, the sheer excess of cheapness starts to eat away at itself and ends up producing an acceptably efficient bucketful of cheap sense-devastator if you're sufficiently desperate to get away from the horror of your everyday life. So basically I'd leave it until after the interview before investigating further. Will do Frosty Jacks mixed with blackcurrent isn't bad I'm still thinking whether to bring down strongbow or frosties to Oxegen.. you don't, you bring spirits.... warm fucking cider ughh Don't have the money for about 4/5 litres of vodka 30strongbow for £15 in sainsburys, litre of glenns £12 and 2 bottles of strongbow £5. I don't even know where im going to get the money for all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 As a couple have said, if you don't get the job you REALLY need to just give up on life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 As a couple have said, if you don't get the job you REALLY need to just give up on life. I reckon i will if im being honest. The only thing that i feel could stop them is i look young? I reckon that's why i never got them other jobs, either that or im horrible at interviews but good on paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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