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Literally nothing you do is impressive.

 

Oi love, how much do you think our motor is worth? I DUNO BUT CAR SPOTTER WILL TELL YOU.

 

Mo money, mo problems.

 

Golly gosh preserve your dosh at go compare.

 

I'm gonna save my money, build up to about £500 and then start driving. hopefully be driving by July 2k11 babaii.

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Literally nothing you do is impressive.

 

Oi love, how much do you think our motor is worth? I DUNO BUT CAR SPOTTER WILL TELL YOU.

 

Mo money, mo problems.

 

Golly gosh preserve your dosh at go compare.

 

I'm gonna save my money, build up to about £500 and then start driving. hopefully be driving by July 2k11 babaii.

:D Fucking hell man.

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I imagine once your driving Kevin you will post on here a lot less.

 

Correct. I don't even post on here much anymore. I reckon when i'm driving i'll not post on here at all...

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I imagine once your driving Kevin you will post on here a lot less.

if his online persona is anything to go by he'll be dead within 5 minutes of getting behind the wheel so youre probably right

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I imagine once your driving Kevin you will post on here a lot less.

if his online persona is anything to go by he'll be dead within 5 minutes of getting behind the wheel so youre probably right

 

Real confidence booster there Andrew. Appreciate it buddy..

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces!

       

       The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

       

       The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died

       Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

       

       'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the

       Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the

       Smile.'

       

       The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

       

       'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Kevin Gallagher, Irish,

       17 yr old virgin, struck by lightning.'

       

       'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

       

       'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces!

       

       The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

       

       The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died

       Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.'

       

       'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the

       Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the

       Smile.'

       

       The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'

       

       'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Kevin Gallagher, Irish,

       17 yr old virgin, struck by lightning.'

       

       'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector.

       

       'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

 

:D

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Literally nothing you do is impressive.

 

Oi love, how much do you think our motor is worth? I DUNO BUT CAR SPOTTER WILL TELL YOU.

 

Mo money, mo problems.

 

Golly gosh preserve your dosh at go compare.

 

I'm gonna save my money, build up to about £500 and then start driving. hopefully be driving by July 2k11 babaii.

:D Fucking hell man.

 

God I remember when my mortgage was only £500 a month... B)

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  • 1 year later...
So after 14 months in McDonalds I am leaving. Got a new job today :lol:

 

Have you memorised the phrase "If you want it your way at BK, you got it!" yet?

 

Well done btw ;)

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Congrats Kev, what will you be doing?

 

Call centre for sky and vodafone. Call centres are shit, money is excellent though. I'm gonna be getting paid fortnightly, the same as mcdonald's, and i'll be pulling in twice as much every 2 weeks :lol:

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Congrats Kev, what will you be doing?

 

Call centre for sky and vodafone. Call centres are shit, money is excellent though. I'm gonna be getting paid fortnightly, the same as mcdonald's, and i'll be pulling in twice as much every 2 weeks :lol:

Congrats

 

The bit in bold is key by the way, if you can keep your eyes on the money and hear coins dropping into your account after every arsey phone call, you'll be able to stomach it for a few years. I know damn well I couldn't do it again. Drove me mad.

 

Is it sales or "customer care"?

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