Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Aha. You don't think.....nah, it'd be too much of a coincidence.....that perhaps The Fish owns a McD's franchise in Derry....? How on earth do you know his name by the way? I didn't think you were best buds..... Why the fuck would I ever go to Derry? I doubt it's even seen a jug of Pimms. Nah. we don't all drink ladies beverages Dave. Think of the Pimms as the Bait young Padawan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Aha. You don't think.....nah, it'd be too much of a coincidence.....that perhaps The Fish owns a McD's franchise in Derry....? How on earth do you know his name by the way? I didn't think you were best buds..... Why the fuck would I ever go to Derry? I doubt it's even seen a jug of Pimms. Nah. we don't all drink ladies beverages Dave. Think of the Pimms as the Bait young Padawan You lost me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. You know that reads like you're excited to be servicing MF in his shed, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. You know that reads like you're excited to be servicing MF in his shed, right? Oh sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. Yes, as attractive as your offer is MF, Kevin's a man of his word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. You're Dave's wife now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Kevin, I feel genuinely sorry for you having to graft for that pittance. I'll pay you £5.00 an hour to live in my shed and be my bitch. If im being serious im actually looking forward to starting. Looks half decent, yano. I'm serious. As soon as I shift the leftover manure there'll be room for your cot. Start a week Monday? No can do buddy. I'm now officially contracted to mcd's. You're Dave's wife now..... Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Make sure he polishes your rim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? debt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? Dave Watsons bank balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? your gut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Woosh. Woosh. Woosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? Dave Watsons bank balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Dave will be cleaning my toilets one day. Fucker. You keep mentioning your toilets need cleaning. Do you have a bowel problem? No Kitman. It's one of the most disgusting jobs in history. Either that or he'll be scrubbing my wankstains off my carpet for life (and no that doesn't say that i'll be lonely wanking away). Keep digging that hole kiddo Riddle me this, the more you take away the larger it grows. What is it? The answer's not related to french fries by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 Wrong. Can I just add that I'm gonna be bigger than all them fuckin' cockaroaches in that dump. They need people like me so they can point their fuckin' fingers and say thats the bad guy. Yes I just watched scarface.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Just a wild, crazy hunch but I'm guessing the answer might be hole related. Anyway, just got a message from Dave Watson. He's livid, he says you should have turned in hours ago, he doesn't pay you the big bucks to turn up tired for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 6, 2010 Author Share Posted August 6, 2010 Just a wild, crazy hunch but I'm guessing the answer might be hole related. Anyway, just got a message from Dave Watson. He's livid, he says you should have turned in hours ago, he doesn't pay you the big bucks to turn up tired for work. Hey, I start when i get the yayo chico. in other terms i have to wait for me da to print out a certificate in work that i had to do a thing for online because i dont have a printer. And then i'll ring that thing louise tomorrow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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