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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Didnt you admit earlier that you act the nob on here to get attention?

 

Mate you like Danny Dyer and Eminem, your stories of your first festival are laughable and your banter is fucking pathetic.

 

Fucking shitboy or what.

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Didnt you admit earlier that you act the nob on here to get attention?

 

Mate you like Danny Dyer and Eminem, your stories of your first festival are laughable and your banter is fucking pathetic.

 

Fucking shitboy or what.

 

 

 

 

 

and Danny wrote the book on pathetic banter.... ;)

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Don't be silly Kevin, here's here to correct the misrepresentation of Spurs in all the many threads about Spurs on here.*

 

 

 

 

* even though we haven't had any since he skulked away last time ;)

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Didnt you admit earlier that you act the nob on here to get attention?

 

Mate you like Danny Dyer and Eminem, your stories of your first festival are laughable and your banter is fucking pathetic.

 

Fucking shitboy or what.

Point me in the right direction where i said "I'm a knob to get attention". I said I get so much attention that I be a knob, and it's true. Look at you now giving me your attention, I'm a master at it ;)

 

My banter is pathetic, what is your idea of banter you sad old bastard - coming on a newcastle forum when you're a spurs fan? You call me pathetic. Fuck me you're one sad old cunt, if i grow up to be anything, and I mean anything like you, I'll kill myself. You sad old fucker.

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Don't be silly Kevin, here's here to correct the misrepresentation of Spurs in all the many threads about Spurs on here.*

 

 

 

 

* even though we haven't had any since he skulked away last time ;)

 

Every thread containing the word Spurs

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Don't be silly Kevin, here's here to correct the misrepresentation of Spurs in all the many threads about Spurs on here.*

 

 

 

 

* even though we haven't had any since he skulked away last time ;)

 

Every thread containing the word Spurs

 

Aren't most of those down to you though Danny?

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Didnt you admit earlier that you act the nob on here to get attention?

 

Mate you like Danny Dyer and Eminem, your stories of your first festival are laughable and your banter is fucking pathetic.

 

Fucking shitboy or what.

Point me in the right direction where i said "I'm a knob to get attention". I said I get so much attention that I be a knob, and it's true. Look at you now giving me your attention, I'm a master at it ;)

 

My banter is pathetic, what is your idea of banter you sad old bastard - coming on a newcastle forum when you're a spurs fan? You call me pathetic. Fuck me you're one sad old cunt, if i grow up to be anything, and I mean anything like you, I'll kill myself. You sad old fucker.

 

Trust me if your like this in real life you wont make it that far.

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Don't be silly Kevin, here's here to correct the misrepresentation of Spurs in all the many threads about Spurs on here.*

 

 

 

 

* even though we haven't had any since he skulked away last time ;)

 

Every thread containing the word Spurs

 

Aren't most of those down to you though Danny?

 

Considering I have been banned since the day you were relegated I would say they had little or nothing to do with me.

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Didnt you admit earlier that you act the nob on here to get attention?

 

Mate you like Danny Dyer and Eminem, your stories of your first festival are laughable and your banter is fucking pathetic.

 

Fucking shitboy or what.

Point me in the right direction where i said "I'm a knob to get attention". I said I get so much attention that I be a knob, and it's true. Look at you now giving me your attention, I'm a master at it ;)

 

My banter is pathetic, what is your idea of banter you sad old bastard - coming on a newcastle forum when you're a spurs fan? You call me pathetic. Fuck me you're one sad old cunt, if i grow up to be anything, and I mean anything like you, I'll kill myself. You sad old fucker.

 

Trust me if your like this in real life you wont make it that far.

And if you're like this in real life, trust me, you won't make it that much further.

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fucking hell eminem in a "rap battle" has got nothing on you kidda.

 

I'm going to bed before your banter gets the better of me *I know you are but what am I*

 

And this ladies and gentlemen is the point in Danny's life when he realises that he is one sad old fucker. Goodnight Danny :icon_lol:

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Don't be silly Kevin, here's here to correct the misrepresentation of Spurs in all the many threads about Spurs on here.*

 

 

 

 

* even though we haven't had any since he skulked away last time ;)

 

Every thread containing the word Spurs

 

Aren't most of those down to you though Danny?

 

Considering I have been banned since the day you were relegated I would say they had little or nothing to do with me.

 

 

There's five years worth there.

 

You have to realise that your just another team in the division, if your news is Hilarious in some way it will come up on most forums.

 

Everton results in 14 pages, Liverpool 12, Wigan 15.

 

It's meaningless.

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As a quick aside, does anybody on here remember Torres who used to post on here?

 

Just a thought...

I thought you were going to bed? Fuck off danny before you end up embarrassing yourself even further.

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Thanks for turning my thread into something boring, Danny.

 

In other news - I just broke my cooker, lol, put it back and walked away :icon_lol:

 

Post it on your twitter twat boy.

 

Boring? Is there anything more boring and needy than your last post? Have a word with yourself.

Twat? My definition of a twat would be a knob jockey who registers on a Newcastle forum even though they are a spurs fan, just for some attention.

 

Don't be silly Kevin, here's here to correct the misrepresentation of Spurs in all the many threads about Spurs on here.*

 

 

 

 

* even though we haven't had any since he skulked away last time ;)

 

Every thread containing the word Spurs

 

Aren't most of those down to you though Danny?

 

Considering I have been banned since the day you were relegated I would say they had little or nothing to do with me.

 

I expect some of those threads are quite old and pre-date your banning. The most recent ones look like they post-date your banning. I expect the few where you're not wumming about Spurs probably just mention transfers. Not that I can be arsed to look - how about you do the research and I'll apologise if that's not fair.

 

tbh my sense is that nobody particularly cares about Spurs on here until you come here on the wind-up.

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As a quick aside, does anybody on here remember Torres who used to post on here?

 

Just a thought...

I thought you were going to bed? Fuck off danny before you end up embarrassing yourself even further.

 

Done by Kevin ffs. Danny, take a hint, lad.

 

Indeed :icon_lol:

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congratulations on receiving the job as crew member at Mc Donald's Strand road. we hope you will be very happy in your job role. we would like to invite you a orientation to induct you in to our company. at this meeting we will cover various items including health and safety, uniforms and any questions you would like to ask you will receive information on your first day. your orientation will take place:

 

Date thursday 5th

Place: Mc Donald's Strand Road, just ask for Louise at the front counter

Time: 19:00

 

 

you will need to bring with you

 

2x written references (professional)

1x passport or long birth certificate and national insurance card.

bank details

national insurance number

 

_________________________________________________________

 

Nice :)

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:)

 

how much orientation do you need?

 

just don't plunge your hand into the boiling oil and you'll be fine.

 

Yep, i already know how to work tills.

 

And I also presume that they automatically know my bank details and maybe they went and got references for me?

 

(sarcasm)

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Perk Alert:

And remember please position your Head and Shoulders correctly when applying oil to hair when using our complimentary Deep Fat Fryer during after-work-hours.

 

Gillian McKeith.

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Cna't believe you need 2 professional references to flip burgers. Presumably they'll go something like

 

"Kevin has delivered papers for me now for several months. I have found the quality of his deliveries to be satisfactory. As far as I know he has left none of his biological residue on the papers or in the mailboxes, so he'll be OK with the food. He is conscientious and keen to learn although to be frank it's a piss easy job and there's nothing to teach him. I am disappointed to lose Kevin but there'll be another mong along who's desperate for the money, so it's all good."

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