Billy Castell 0 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Kevin, even if I was gay, I'd go for men, not the sort of teenager that attempts to grow a moustache to look old enough to buy some fags. This is how I imagine you: ( + ) X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) Kevin, even if I was gay, I'd go for men, not the sort of teenager that attempts to grow a moustache to look old enough to buy some fags. This is how I imagine you: ( + ) X A mix of all 3 actually, the effects of teenagism, the dress style of tim westwood and to top it off, the sexiness of the Kevin Jonas And dude, i don't smoke, that is not cool And dude, even if i had a moustache, i wouldn't get served Kevin G H double E out ! Edited July 3, 2010 by Kevin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 oh, add snoop dogg in there aswell, im as cool as him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 You haven't been guilty of being the driver in a drive by shooting have you? The Jonas brothers, sexy? They're squeaky little virgin androids, produced in a disney genetics lab. Whatever floats your boat big boy. Just remember they're probably underage here, and definately underage there Gary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 (edited) You haven't been guilty of being the driver in a drive by shooting have you? That's on a need to know basis Billy goat, you don't need to know that. The Jonas brothers, sexy? They're squeaky little virgin androids, produced in a disney genetics lab. Whatever floats your boat big boy. Just remember they're probably underage here, and definately underage there Gary. Oh ho ho, how contrare my pedigree chum, I think you'll find that Kevin Jonas is married to a fox, and Nick Jonas is bonking the brains of Selena Gomez Fo' shizzle, Kevin G H double E out ! Edited July 3, 2010 by Kevin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 3, 2010 Author Share Posted July 3, 2010 I also have a Newcastle player blocked on msn ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 (edited) Oh ho ho, how contrare my pedigree chum Edited July 4, 2010 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Plus everyone has Tim Krul on there MSN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 You haven't been guilty of being the driver in a drive by shooting have you? That's on a need to know basis Billy goat, you don't need to know that. The Jonas brothers, sexy? They're squeaky little virgin androids, produced in a disney genetics lab. Whatever floats your boat big boy. Just remember they're probably underage here, and definately underage there Gary. Oh ho ho, how contrare my pedigree chum, I think you'll find that Kevin Jonas is married to a fox, and Nick Jonas is bonking the brains of Selena Gomez Fo' shizzle, Kevin G H double E out ! Kevin Jonas shags animals? And you think being likened to him is a good thing? And I've just looked up Selena Gomez. I'd feel a bit Paul Gaddish if I went there. So what wildlife, and which underage girls havee you shagged then Pimpmaster Flash? You think the Jonas brothers are cool . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Plus everyone has Tim Krul on there MSN. Yeah I know. What's his email address then because I don't believe that you have him ? You haven't been guilty of being the driver in a drive by shooting have you? That's on a need to know basis Billy goat, you don't need to know that. The Jonas brothers, sexy? They're squeaky little virgin androids, produced in a disney genetics lab. Whatever floats your boat big boy. Just remember they're probably underage here, and definately underage there Gary. Oh ho ho, how contrare my pedigree chum, I think you'll find that Kevin Jonas is married to a fox, and Nick Jonas is bonking the brains of Selena Gomez Fo' shizzle, Kevin G H double E out ! Kevin Jonas shags animals? And you think being likened to him is a good thing? And I've just looked up Selena Gomez. I'd feel a bit Paul Gaddish if I went there. So what wildlife, and which underage girls havee you shagged then Pimpmaster Flash? You think the Jonas brothers are cool . Selena Gomez is hawt, JB are cool!! xx Kevin G H double E out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 And all your gangsta cred goes out the window. Not even Tim Westwood would want to talk to you. Bet you love Hanson too. I'll let you off with Selena Gomez, you're closer to her age, whereas I'm old enough to pull her, and then really feel like a paedo just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 And all your gangsta cred goes out the window. Not even Tim Westwood would want to talk to you. Bet you love Hanson too. I'll let you off with Selena Gomez, you're closer to her age, whereas I'm old enough to pull her, and then really feel like a paedo just thinking about it. what about Miley Cyrus ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 I'm probably 10 years too old. These Disney teens are a case of "come back in 5 or 10 years time" for someone my age. I remember her dad having his one hit, and his massive mullet. Plus all the Disney stuff like Hannah Montana is commercial, happy clappy rubbish that makes me vomit. And the accents top it off. Still, I'd put Miley ahead of Amy Winehouse. I'd put almost any woman I'm not related to ahead of Amy Winehouse. I feel like I'm catching something looking at a photo of her. I never knew Tim Westwood liked young girls..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 I'm probably 10 years too old. These Disney teens are a case of "come back in 5 or 10 years time" for someone my age. I remember her dad having his one hit, and his massive mullet. Plus all the Disney stuff like Hannah Montana is commercial, happy clappy rubbish that makes me vomit. And the accents top it off. Still, I'd put Miley ahead of Amy Winehouse. I'd put almost any woman I'm not related to ahead of Amy Winehouse. I feel like I'm catching something looking at a photo of her. I never knew Tim Westwood liked young girls..... Miley would get it tbh. I never knew he liked young birds either But then again, i didn't know you did either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Obviously reading is not your strong point. I didn't state that I liked young girls anywhere in my last post, nor did I imply I did. Read it again Timmy Wigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Obviously reading is not your strong point. I didn't state that I liked young girls anywhere in my last post, nor did I imply I did. Read it again Timmy Wigga. yo' bitch, don't be hating just because I'm a diff skin colour, wtf bitch? Kevin G H double E out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10814 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Well, this is some tiresome shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Olrite there me old Dave mate! 'ow are ya ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15466 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 So what did I miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 I've grew out of my Ali G stage and I am now onto my Snoop Dogg stage. How was the wedding ? Fo' Shizzle, Kevin G H double E out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Well, this is some tiresome shit. and I thought he couldn't get any worse, proved me wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Well, this is some tiresome shit. and I thought he couldn't get any worse, proved me wrong Dawg quite your hatin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Quit your breakdown, so you didn't get a job in McDonalds, it's not the end of the world really, when you get a little older you will be entitled so some sort of benefit. Chill Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 4, 2010 Author Share Posted July 4, 2010 Quit your breakdown, so you didn't get a job in McDonalds, it's not the end of the world really, when you get a little older you will be entitled so some sort of benefit. Chill Kevin. FYI dawg, i get told before wednesday if i dont get it i wwill get an email fromthem if ye kniow what am saying , do yeno what im saying homes? Respect dawg, Kevin G H double E out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Quit your breakdown, so you didn't get a job in McDonalds, it's not the end of the world really, when you get a little older you will be entitled so some sort of benefit. Chill Kevin. FYI dawg, i get told before wednesday if i dont get it i wwill get an email fromthem if ye kniow what am saying , do yeno what im saying homes? Respect dawg, Kevin G H double E out ! Honestly? I don't have a fucking clue what you are saying. This stuff should definitely be saved someone for when you grow up though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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