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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :D

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :( I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :(

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :(

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

 

Do you have that when you're watching Sex and the City with the other fag hags? :suicide:

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :suicide:

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

how the feck can anyone pay £40 - £50 to get blocked :(

 

More money than sense..

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :(

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

 

Do you have that when you're watching Sex and the City with the other fag hags? :suicide:

 

Nope I sup it off your mam's tits mate

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :suicide:

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

how the feck can anyone pay £40 - £50 to get blocked :(

 

More money than sense..

Because once you get a little older you stop drinking to get wasted, you drink because you enjoy the taste of booze.

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :suicide:

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

how the feck can anyone pay £40 - £50 to get blocked :(

 

More money than sense..

Because once you get a little older you stop drinking to get wasted, you drink because you enjoy the taste of booze.

I enjoy the taste of cheap vodski :(?

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Nope I sent a chap into the offy once, aye hi gone get us a ten glass, handed him £20, came out with a litre bottle of smirnoff, £18!!! so here's me, only turned 15, with a litre of vodka to split between two people, good times :(

 

Smirnoff is not expensive vodka :lol:

 

If £18 for 1 litre of vodka isn't expensive then fuck me :suicide: I know where i can get a half bottle for £3!!

:D

 

google Skyy, Stolichnaya Elit and a few others and then get back to us.

 

Do you have that when you're watching Sex and the City with the other fag hags? :suicide:

 

Nope I sup it off your mam's tits mate

 

Owt to improve the taste.

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I don't to read the whole thread but can anyone tell me if "I'm a cunt" will be asking if someone wants fries with that?

 

Don't know but I reckon he went for the job since his mam's legs are usually in a similar position to the M in the logo.

 

Well M is for missionary :lol:

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I don't to read the whole thread but can anyone tell me if "I'm a cunt" will be asking if someone wants fries with that?

 

Don't know but I reckon he went for the job since his mam's legs are usually in a similar position to the M in the logo.

 

Well M is for missionary :D

It's usually a W, she likes it up the stinkhole. :lol:

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I hope hes just playing the fool, and isn't in reality this spectacularly retarded

Correct my dear sir.

 

And why the fuck did billy send me a PM full of shemale porn :lol::D:( Who the fuck does that shit?!

 

In other news, good day today, went around shops getting stuff for Oxegen! now to get 30 cans on tuesday and a few bottles of cider on wednesday :suicide: let the good time role homies :suicide:

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Sorry, I cannot provide you with that sort of thing. One rule of the internet is: 'If it exists, there's a porn genre of it.'

 

You're typing very well with one hand.

So you're admiting that you view child porn?

 

(chose your next words carefully)

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No, I do not watch child porn. I cannot provide you with child porn, as I wouldn't know where to find it. You're deflecting attention away from yourself, which means you liked one of my links.

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No, I do not watch child porn. I cannot provide you with child porn, as I wouldn't know where to find it. You're deflecting attention away from yourself, which means you liked one of my links.

I duno if i can speak to you in the same way ever again, what once was, shall be no more. I loved you Billy, you let me down, you let me down...

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I've let you down by not giving you kiddie porn? :D

 

You loved me? :(

 

You feel the same way :lol:? Anyway I'm past that now :suicide:

 

Kevin,

You're the only one who repeatedly mentions child porn on this board.

Do you need to talk to Esther?

0800 1111

The phone's engaged. Try later.

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