Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Well after sending ticketmaster an email asking them where the fuck my tickets are i'm off to bed, good night ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Well after sending ticketmaster an email asking them where the fuck my tickets are i'm off to bed, good night ! Scratch that idea roger, they came Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Some top quality grooming from Fish here like. Â He's beating me off at my own game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon McKeag Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 knee deep? Those Derry girls are easier than the Daily Sport Crossword, aren't they Dave, with dashing looks such as mine you don't need to worry about them things I just think of how the kids looked on Why Don't You when I imagine what you look like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 knee deep? Those Derry girls are easier than the Daily Sport Crossword, aren't they Dave, with dashing looks such as mine you don't need to worry about them things I just think of how the kids looked on Why Don't You when I imagine what you look like. Did ye aye   No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 A litre bottle of Glens is currently being bought, 30 cans and a few bottles of cider to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 "Is currently being bought"? Interesting use of the passive there. This either means "I have sent my butlers out because I abhor consorting with mere plebs", "I have told Mammy it's non-alcoholic like Jesus Juice" or "I've told my mates to go to the offy because I can't grow facial hair yet - hope they don't nick off with my cash". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 (edited) Edited July 2, 2010 by Kevin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 "Is currently being bought"? Interesting use of the passive there. This either means "I have sent my butlers out because I abhor consorting with mere plebs", "I have told Mammy it's non-alcoholic like Jesus Juice" or "I've told my mates to go to the offy because I can't grow facial hair yet - hope they don't nick off with my cash".   I'll go for that one  going be funny if he doesn't get into this festival like My ticket came today, i'll be giving my drink to someone 18, i'm taking my passport and a few other id's because i don't look 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 no Glen's left, tesco imperial does the jab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 You're such a cheap date Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 You're such a cheap date Kevin. Â You say that like it's a bad thing. Knock 'em out by 10pm = result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 no Glen's left, tesco imperial does the jab  Wouldn't mop the floors of Tesco with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 You're such a cheap date Kevin.  £13 for a bottle of vodka is not cheap no Glen's left, tesco imperial does the jab  Wouldn't mop the floors of Tesco with that. why would you wanna do that ? Leave the floor smelling of vodski. Plus its dear ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Plus, all vodka tastes the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Plus, all vodka tastes the same!  no it doesn't  yes it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44996 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Plus, all vodka tastes the same!  no it doesn't  yes it does  Hold onto your seats. Clash of the intellectual titans in the offing here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 I've tasted a lot of vodski in my time.. smirnoff, glen's, kulov, tesco imperial, sainsburys, some very very very very cheap shit. And it all tasted the same. tesco imperial is also triple distilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Does it bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Does it bollocks. I like the taste of vodski but. Nothing beats a 2 litre bottle of fanta lemon with a half bottle in it ! I reccommend it to anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Used to drink a fair bit of the stuff, Absolute being the brand of choice (Smirnoff when I was a young'un). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Used to drink a fair bit of the stuff, Absolute being the brand of choice (Smirnoff when I was a young'un). Smirnoff's too dear, £18 for 1 litre and £12 for a ten glass, that's a no no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30682 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Fuck off povo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Fuck off povo. I'm not a provo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30682 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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