Kevin 1 Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Then im gonna rub it in your face when im pulling in the big bucks You're not putting your little bum poker anywhere near my face bucko. dude, i dont poke my bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Windsor probably still isn't nicest place to go, i know a fair few northern ireland fans who are grand, but then i know theres sections of knuckle draggers still singing the same old songs etc. Lennon got grief throughout his time at Celtic but from what i remember it was the death threat for saying he wished there was a united Ireland football team like they have for the rugby which made him quit internationals. sad state of affairs unfortunately but supporting the republic is generally less hassle it was then and it probably still is now, you don't see the English contingent playing for them getting abused for it or their religion, ya never heard sectarian songs, and in my case it was italia 90 that first got me into football, i was able to run around down south while on holiday with an Ireland top on and watch the likes of McGrath etc, so i supported them. So, you, ewerk and Kevin are all from the North, and Barney is from the south, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Then im gonna rub it in your face when im pulling in the big bucks You're not putting your little bum poker anywhere near my face bucko. dude, i dont poke my bum so whose bum do you poke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Then im gonna rub it in your face when im pulling in the big bucks You're not putting your little bum poker anywhere near my face bucko. dude, i dont poke my bum so whose bum do you poke? Now that would be telling and i think so Dr Kenneth Noisewater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I wonder what reaction I'd get if I lived in N.I. and I painted a mural on my house that was unrelated to secretatrianism in any way. Something like a jungle scene with various animals like Tapirs, or whatever. I never understood the need to have those marches myself. It's like going around saying "my ancestors killed your ancestors, 1-0." Anyway, I'd love someone to paint a big ronald McDonald on Kevin's house. Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 I wonder what reaction I'd get if I lived in N.I. and I painted a mural on my house that was unrelated to secretatrianism in any way. Something like a jungle scene with various animals like Tapirs, or whatever. I never understood the need to have those marches myself. It's like going around saying "my ancestors killed your ancestors, 1-0." Anyway, I'd love someone to paint a big ronald McDonald on Kevin's house. Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Somebody's in a bad mood tonight. What's wrong Wacky? Someone need a hug ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I wonder what reaction I'd get if I lived in N.I. and I painted a mural on my house that was unrelated to secretatrianism in any way. Something like a jungle scene with various animals like Tapirs, or whatever. I never understood the need to have those marches myself. It's like going around saying "my ancestors killed your ancestors, 1-0." Anyway, I'd love someone to paint a big ronald McDonald on Kevin's house. Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Somebody's in a bad mood tonight. What's wrong Wacky? Someone need a hug ? He's just pissed off because he's in court (and the papers) again. By the way Wacky, can I have my Baseball bat back or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 I wonder what reaction I'd get if I lived in N.I. and I painted a mural on my house that was unrelated to secretatrianism in any way. Something like a jungle scene with various animals like Tapirs, or whatever. I never understood the need to have those marches myself. It's like going around saying "my ancestors killed your ancestors, 1-0." Anyway, I'd love someone to paint a big ronald McDonald on Kevin's house. Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Somebody's in a bad mood tonight. What's wrong Wacky? Someone need a hug ? He's just pissed off because he's in court (and the papers) again. By the way Wacky, can I have my Baseball bat back or what? Shit, wacky's a midget Little critter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I wonder what reaction I'd get if I lived in N.I. and I painted a mural on my house that was unrelated to secretatrianism in any way. Something like a jungle scene with various animals like Tapirs, or whatever. I never understood the need to have those marches myself. It's like going around saying "my ancestors killed your ancestors, 1-0." Anyway, I'd love someone to paint a big ronald McDonald on Kevin's house. Knowing Northern Ireland, your house would be egged every night My house is too big to paint a mural on it ( ). You live at the barnardos hostel you thick wanker Somebody's in a bad mood tonight. What's wrong Wacky? Someone need a hug ? He's just pissed off because he's in court (and the papers) again. By the way Wacky, can I have my Baseball bat back or what? Shit, wacky's a midget Little critter Homunculus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Homunculus (Latin for "little human", from the diminutive of homo; plural: "homunculi") is a term used, generally, in various fields of study to refer to any representation of a human being. Historically it referred specifically to the concept of a miniature though fully-formed human body, for example, in the studies of alchemy and preformationism. Currently, in scientific fields, a homunculus may refer to any scale model of the human body that, in some way, illustrates physiological, psychological, or other abstract human characteristics or functions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Homunculus (Latin for "little human", from the diminutive of homo; plural: "homunculi") is a term used, generally, in various fields of study to refer to any representation of a human being. Historically it referred specifically to the concept of a miniature though fully-formed human body, for example, in the studies of alchemy and preformationism. Currently, in scientific fields, a homunculus may refer to any scale model of the human body that, in some way, illustrates physiological, psychological, or other abstract human characteristics or functions. I especially like that bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 This time next week I'll be sitting in a field covered in shit. CLASSSSSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 This time next week I'll be sitting in a field covered in shit. CLASSSSSSSS This time next week you'll be lying on a guerney as an exasperated nurse explains to you the dangers of excessive consumption of cheap cider which include the incontinence and vomitting you experienced that very night. She'll then get fingered by someone far cooler than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 This time next week I'll be sitting in a field covered in shit. CLASSSSSSSS This time next week you'll be lying on a guerney as an exasperated nurse explains to you the dangers of excessive consumption of cheap cider which include the incontinence and vomitting you experienced that very night. She'll then get fingered by someone far cooler than you. Doubt it budsworth, it's hard to find someone cooler than me if i'm being honest Strongbow isn't cheap cider m'dear Fuckin' £15 for 30 cans, what do they think i am? an adult, cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 This time next week I'll be sitting in a field covered in shit. CLASSSSSSSS This time next week you'll be lying on a guerney as an exasperated nurse explains to you the dangers of excessive consumption of cheap cider which include the incontinence and vomitting you experienced that very night. She'll then get fingered by someone far cooler than you. Doubt it budsworth, it's hard to find someone cooler than me if i'm being honest Strongbow isn't cheap cider m'dear Fuckin' £15 for 30 cans, what do they think i am? an adult, cunts 50p a can is expensive? oh kid, you haven't suffered until you've had to pay £10 on a badly made cocktail in a shit bar just because you like the way a girl says thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 at my age 50p a can is dear your a chump, buying a tenner cocktail to get a bit of pussy! have some dignity man! I just whip out the chat up lines and they come to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 at my age 50p a can is dear your a chump, buying a tenner cocktail to get a bit of pussy! have some dignity man! I just whip out the chat up lines and they come to me Come on then, tell us a few of your line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 at my age 50p a can is dear your a chump, buying a tenner cocktail to get a bit of pussy! have some dignity man! I just whip out the chat up lines and they come to me Come on then, tell us a few of your line? May I ask you dave, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice --------------- I've lost my number, can I have yours ? -------------- My friend said will you meet me? -------------- I would bang you . easy as that my pedigree chum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Some top quality grooming from Fish here like. Kev, if he asks you to put your hand in his blazer pocket, don't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Hey, I figure, if he asks to be my friend on facebook I can do whatever I like to his slowly cooling corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 He wishes, im knee deep in clunge and hard to get these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 knee deep? Those Derry girls are easier than the Daily Sport Crossword, aren't they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 knee deep? Those Derry girls are easier than the Daily Sport Crossword, aren't they Dave, with dashing looks such as mine you don't need to worry about them things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 .. I think you have again, missed the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 I always miss the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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