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I like my pizza like I like my cocks. Warm, floppy and smothered in cheese.

With a stuffed crust?

Hand-stretched Italian.

 

 

 

 

I'm 31 years old, for fuck's sake. :lol:

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I like my pizza like I like my cocks. Warm, floppy and smothered in cheese.

With a stuffed crust?

Hand-stretched Italian.

 

 

 

 

I'm 31 years old, for fuck's sake. :icon_lol:

 

:lol: You're old :icon_lol:

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I like my pizza like I like my cocks. Warm, floppy and smothered in cheese.

With a stuffed crust?

Hand-stretched Italian.

 

 

 

 

I'm 31 years old, for fuck's sake. :icon_lol:

 

:lol: You're old :icon_lol:

You're old aswell :icon_lol:

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

 

I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking"

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

 

I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking"

Thank heavens for that :lol:

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

 

I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking"

 

We've long since transcended "bonking".

 

I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting.

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

 

I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking"

 

We've long since transcended "bonking".

 

I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting.

 

Can i come?

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You can't see a pizza bigger than 9 inches off? That's why English blokes are strapping athletes whilst you're a nation of jockeys

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You can't see a pizza bigger than 9 inches off? That's why English blokes are strapping athletes whilst you're a nation of jockeys

Ah, toontastic's skid mark's back.

 

Fuck off skid mark.

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

 

I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking"

 

We've long since transcended "bonking".

 

I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting.

 

 

:lol:

 

Plasterer's radio?

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:lol::icon_lol: Good one :icon_lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can someone tell me what the fuck this guys on about?

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I'd have to say he's got you there.

 

Kevin?

 

Pah, King Kong, ain't got shit, on me!

 

by the by, I hear you're coming over on Sunday, stick around until 19:40 and I'll break out the good stuff when I get back from work.

Are you two.. erm, how should i put this.. bonking?

 

I wouldn't call what we do... "bonking"

 

We've long since transcended "bonking".

 

I am indeed coming over for the game. Will try to unglue the better half from the sofa for the occasion too. Don't know if we'll hang around that long, but the "good stuff" sounds desperately tempting.

 

 

:lol:

 

Plasterer's radio?

 

Explosion in a wallpaper paste factory, mate.

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