England v Germany

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One of many examples why England don't deserve to host the World Cup in 2018, aside from the warm beer, slags staggering around the streets with broken off high heels, broken glass bottles strewn across pathways and roads, and pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!"

 

The WC should be given to the country with the better footballing culture so I expect Spain/Portugal to be given the go ahead in 2018 and with that a guarantee that I will be over there enjoying the festivities. At least I won't need my raincoat in Spain, not only for the reason of shitty weather that is a constant in England but also because of the water cannons I'd expect that they'd need to use to disperse the yobs as well.

 

 

Spanish? Jockinese?

[Guest alex]

Aye, it's a decent effort by Ken but there's a few giveaways that lets you know he's never actually been to England and is really adding a couple of myths/cliches he's heard to his description of a typical night out in Sydney.

[ChezGiven 0]

Deluded English cunt.

 

The most deluded man in the history of the world cup.

 

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

Aye, it's a decent effort by Ken but there's a few giveaways that lets you know he's never actually been to England and is really adding a couple of myths/cliches he's heard to his description of a typical night out in Sydney.

It's a shite effort I reckon. I can't ever remember water cannons being used on football fans in England, I think they used them during the poll tax riots though.

pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!"

 

Weez in the mackem sense? Look mate Australia has one accent we have 500, and you're all attention seeking here we are mugs. Well no one cares, scousers in the sun.

[Ken 119]

One of many examples why England don't deserve to host the World Cup in 2018, aside from the warm beer, slags staggering around the streets with broken off high heels, broken glass bottles strewn across pathways and roads, and pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!"

 

The WC should be given to the country with the better footballing culture so I expect Spain/Portugal to be given the go ahead in 2018 and with that a guarantee that I will be over there enjoying the festivities. At least I won't need my raincoat in Spain, not only for the reason of shitty weather that is a constant in England but also because of the water cannons I'd expect that they'd need to use to disperse the yobs as well.

Look at me look at me I'm here.

 

Fuck off you foreign cunt. Stick to hunting seals.

 

I'm Australian not Alaskan you clown. The culture differences between an Aussie and an eskimo are significant so at least attempt to make the gibes relevant.

 

Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it?

Edited July 7, 2010 by Ken

[Ken 119]

Aye, it's a decent effort by Ken but there's a few giveaways that lets you know he's never actually been to England and is really adding a couple of myths/cliches he's heard to his description of a typical night out in Sydney.

 

It has been 13 years actually, has anything changed?

[Guest alex]

Aye, it's a decent effort by Ken but there's a few giveaways that lets you know he's never actually been to England and is really adding a couple of myths/cliches he's heard to his description of a typical night out in Sydney.

 

It has been 13 years actually, has anything changed?

In NSW?

[Guest Gordon McKeag]

One of many examples why England don't deserve to host the World Cup in 2018, aside from the warm beer, slags staggering around the streets with broken off high heels, broken glass bottles strewn across pathways and roads, and pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!"

 

The WC should be given to the country with the better footballing culture so I expect Spain/Portugal to be given the go ahead in 2018 and with that a guarantee that I will be over there enjoying the festivities. At least I won't need my raincoat in Spain, not only for the reason of shitty weather that is a constant in England but also because of the water cannons I'd expect that they'd need to use to disperse the yobs as well.

Look at me look at me I'm here.

 

Fuck off you foreign cunt. Stick to hunting seals.

 

I'm Australian not Alaskan you clown. The culture differences between an Aussie and an eskimo are significant so at least attempt to make the gibes relevant.

 

Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it?

Stick to battering Lebonese then you cunt. We could wipe you out with the press of a button you mouthy convict.

[Dr Gloom 21923]

One of many examples why England don't deserve to host the World Cup in 2018, aside from the warm beer, slags staggering around the streets with broken off high heels, broken glass bottles strewn across pathways and roads, and pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!"

 

The WC should be given to the country with the better footballing culture so I expect Spain/Portugal to be given the go ahead in 2018 and with that a guarantee that I will be over there enjoying the festivities. At least I won't need my raincoat in Spain, not only for the reason of shitty weather that is a constant in England but also because of the water cannons I'd expect that they'd need to use to disperse the yobs as well.

Look at me look at me I'm here.

 

Fuck off you foreign cunt. Stick to hunting seals.

 

I'm Australian not Alaskan you clown. The culture differences between an Aussie and an eskimo are significant so at least attempt to make the gibes relevant.

 

Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it?

Stick to battering Lebonese then you cunt. We could wipe you out with the press of a button you mouthy convict.

 

[Tom 14011]

They're called Inuits you racist!

 

Quick tell the pope!

[Ken 119]

One of many examples why England don't deserve to host the World Cup in 2018, aside from the warm beer, slags staggering around the streets with broken off high heels, broken glass bottles strewn across pathways and roads, and pot-bellied clowns with shaven heads wearing the cross of St George yelling out, "Weez English!"

 

The WC should be given to the country with the better footballing culture so I expect Spain/Portugal to be given the go ahead in 2018 and with that a guarantee that I will be over there enjoying the festivities. At least I won't need my raincoat in Spain, not only for the reason of shitty weather that is a constant in England but also because of the water cannons I'd expect that they'd need to use to disperse the yobs as well.

Look at me look at me I'm here.

 

Fuck off you foreign cunt. Stick to hunting seals.

 

I'm Australian not Alaskan you clown. The culture differences between an Aussie and an eskimo are significant so at least attempt to make the gibes relevant.

 

Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it?

Stick to battering Lebonese then you cunt. We could wipe you out with the press of a button you mouthy convict.

 

What's this "we" business?

If by "we" you mean England then you are off your head. After all, and first and foremost, permission would need to be granted by big brother Yankee Doodle and he'd give you all a collective slap on the forehead with his cock for suggesting something so ridiculous.

[Ken 119]

They're called Inuits you racist!

 

Quick tell the pope!

 

Is eskimo no longer politically correct?

[Ken 119]

Aye, it's a decent effort by Ken but there's a few giveaways that lets you know he's never actually been to England and is really adding a couple of myths/cliches he's heard to his description of a typical night out in Sydney.

 

It has been 13 years actually, has anything changed?

In NSW?

 

Pubs may be forced to close early in Sydney soon.

[Kitman 2207]

Look, I may have been harsh in my post about why England do not deserve to host the WC and I'll admit to my inaccuracies... at least I'm man enough to admit them. So I'll admit I was harsh about the English weather as it isn't all that bad in June/July is it?

 

It's been mint so far this year apparently. As a rule however the UK has too many grey/rainy days and Sydney is a sun blasted oven most of the year, perpetually in drought (when golf ball sized hail stones aren't wrecking your car). Mix the two together and you have perfection, aka New Zealand

[ewerk 30610]

They're called Inuits you racist!

 

Quick tell the pope!

 

Is eskimo no longer politically correct?

 

Inuits are only one type of Eskimo. FACT.

[Tom 14011]

I'm not really arsed at all to be honest.

 

PC is bollocks anyway.