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Did anyone see the WAGS one a couple of nights ago? Thick as shit. One lass did a Thai starter and main course, and Stephen Ireland's bird, looking at the menu observes "They're really going for the thigh theme aren't they"

 

Cisse's wife was a right bitch though. No wonder he belted her.

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Did anyone see the WAGS one a couple of nights ago? Thick as shit. One lass did a Thai starter and main course, and Stephen Ireland's bird, looking at the menu observes "They're really going for the thigh theme aren't they"

 

Cisse's wife was a right bitch though. No wonder he belted her.

:icon_lol:

 

There's sex, there's good sex, there's attractiveness, and there's intelligence, but could you be happy having someone that thick as your partner?

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I thought she came across the best out of all 4 of them.

 

Heskeys missus is a dimwit, Cisses's was a bitch and clearly wasnt liked by the others. Nicola T seems fun. Her boyfriend looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

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She did come across as the best of the lot, relatively speaking, but still incredibly stupid. (Nice tits though)

 

Heskey's bird man - they have big portraits of Martin Luther King and Mandela in the living room, and when asked what King was famous for she goes "Erm....I mean I have HEARD of him, but I'm not really sure what he did"

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I thought she came across the best out of all 4 of them.

 

Heskeys missus is a dimwit, Cisses's was a bitch and clearly wasnt liked by the others. Nicola T seems fun. Her boyfriend looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

 

Agreed.

 

Thought Irelands' missus was gonna be the most dislikeable, but Cisse's wife is a bitch.

 

Nicola T seems cock mad.

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I thought she came across the best out of all 4 of them.

 

Heskeys missus is a dimwit, Cisses's was a bitch and clearly wasnt liked by the others. Nicola T seems fun. Her boyfriend looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

 

Agreed.

 

Thought Irelands' missus was gonna be the most dislikeable, but Cisse's wife is a bitch.

 

Nicola T seems cock mad.

So would you be if you looked like Rocky Balboa in the 15th round every time the teas not ready.

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I thought she came across the best out of all 4 of them.

 

Heskeys missus is a dimwit, Cisses's was a bitch and clearly wasnt liked by the others. Nicola T seems fun. Her boyfriend looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

 

Agreed.

 

Thought Irelands' missus was gonna be the most dislikeable, but Cisse's wife is a bitch.

 

Nicola T seems cock mad.

So would you be if you looked like Rocky Balboa in the 15th round every time the teas not ready.

 

:icon_lol:

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I thought she came across the best out of all 4 of them.

 

Heskeys missus is a dimwit, Cisses's was a bitch and clearly wasnt liked by the others. Nicola T seems fun. Her boyfriend looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights.

 

Agreed.

 

Thought Irelands' missus was gonna be the most dislikeable, but Cisse's wife is a bitch.

 

Nicola T seems cock mad.

So would you be if you looked like Rocky Balboa in the 15th round every time the teas not ready.

 

:icon_lol:

 

My Pool supporting mate made a similar joke at a game in Anfield and she was sitting in front of him.

 

:lol:

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Which footballers were on with Pob then?

 

Fashanu, Ruddock and Frank Worthington

 

Worthington served Avacado with a Vinaigrette, however he didn't.. what he did was make the vinaigrette put it aside, then halve some avocados and pour vinegar into the scooped out shells :lol:

 

Ruddock answered the door naked bar a pinny, had a gimp in the corner serving drinks and basically had his prototypical footballer's wife make the food.

 

Fash made an absolute tit of himself, chilling red wine and leaving white out to breathe, kept using the wrong words, generally looking like a try-hard tosspot.

 

Carlton Palmer put in loads of effort, took lessons from a chef for his menu, made an ambitious menu, turned up at the other houses with booze, even bringing J2O for Fashanu (who said he didn't drink, but apparently he does... or something)...

 

absolutely top class tv though.

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I havent laughed so much at a program for years. Absolute class.

 

 

I thought Fash was hilarious and Ruddock is mental. Talking about shagging with his mum was quality.

 

I forgot Fash was the first player to play in coloured boots - although I thought they were green not red.

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I havent laughed so much at a program for years. Absolute class.

 

 

I thought Fash was hilarious and Ruddock is mental. Talking about shagging with his mum was quality.

 

I forgot Fash was the first player to play in coloured boots - although I thought they were green not red.

:lol:

 

I know what you mean though.

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