Kevin 1 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 A man enters a bar and orders a drink from a robot bartender The robot serves him a pint then asks "Whats your IQ The man replies 150 why? The robot then chats about global warming quantum physics and theology He is impressed and decides to test the robot He leaves the bar turns round and comes back in for another pint the robot serves him and asks whats your IQ The man replies "About 100" Immediately the robot starts talking about football cricket golf cars and womens breasts Really impressed he decides to give the robot one more test He returns the robot serves him and asks "Whats your IQ The man replies "Er 10 i think"The robot slowly says "So ---are ---ya ---gonna --- renew---yer---season---ticket ---for---Newcastle --again---next---year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 Immigrants To Face English Language Test. That's Newcastle fucked then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lahey 0 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 A man walks into a bar and says "Fuck off Kevin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22536 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 A man walks into a bar and says "Fuck off Kevin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Man walks into a bar and says look I can talk like a robot not using punctuation as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted June 10, 2010 Author Share Posted June 10, 2010 A man walks into a bar.. ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4920 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 A man walks into a bar.. ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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