Horses wtf

[Christmas Tree 4920]

Drove past three horses today on grassland at the side of the road and all three of them had a horsy stot on and showing teeth in a sort of grinning way.

 

If I didnt know better I would swear each one of them was smugly, in a rasta sort of way saying...."Yeah whiteboy, its big aint it".

 

Now maybe Im just having one of those days but fucking hell Ive now developed a weird phobia of horses.

[Craig 6702]

Evidently recognised you as a Cameron voter and therefore not arsed about being right-royally fucked

[AgentAxeman 199]

Evidently recognised you as a Cameron voter and therefore not arsed about being right-royally fucked

 

[NJS 4446]

Don't horses have an annual breeding cycle which means the mares are only in heat for a month or so?

 

If I'm right I guess that excuses walking round with a hard on just in case.

[Guest alex]

There was a kid at school called Bob who I used to call Horse's. Pissed him right off.

[Billy Castell 0]

Maybe they were grinning at a fellow Tory, and it was the livestock that put up all those Conservative posters in fields. And therefore not the farmer. There are still loads knocking about in the South West.