manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/article/18...-at-cinema.html Hopefully a big enough hint that the useless bellend disappears up his own arsehole for good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Ha ha. Couldn't happen to a nicer carpet carrying, waddling twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 God, Kermode, your hands are massive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Budget of a fiver by the looks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11276 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Danny Dyer as Don Corleone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Three Lions Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I must be the only one that likes Danny Dyer. He's a naturally funny geezer unlike 80% of people. Everyone uses phrases like "up his own arse", but I can't think of any actor who's more self depricating than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21050 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I must be the only one that likes Danny Dyer. He's a naturally funny geezer unlike 80% of people. Everyone uses phrases like "up his own arse", but I can't think of any actor who's more self depricating than him. Actually to an extent I agree but he is quite an absurd figure who deserves ridicule as well. And a shit actor. And Agony Uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I thin Dyer is funny and comes across alright when interviewed, just don't take him seriously. Where as Kermode is a bigger cunt that sam allardyce imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 I must be the only one that likes Danny Dyer. He's a naturally funny geezer unlike 80% of people. Everyone uses phrases like "up his own arse", but I can't think of any actor who's more self depricating than him. When I said "up his own arse" I meant that is where I would like him to disappear. Not that he's up himself. If he's modest then he's got much to be modest about. His hardman persona is utterly absurd. As is his glorifying of 80's football hooligans, most of whom are now just sad bastards waiting to draw a state pension after a lifetime of fuck all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 A bellend critic on a bellend actor tbh Does he not realise he's on radio, waving his arms about for the benefit of 5 Live listeners. Dyer should put something across his cannister tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Mayo looks like he's ready to tbf. Happyface aspires to be Kermode, this much is fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 I remember Simon Mayo in the Viz as Simon Salad Cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Aye, they used to slate him. Didn't mind him on radio 1 back in the day, he was nee Nicky Campbell though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I like Kermode, but the Danny Dyer hard man act is fucking crap. If it is an act, it makes him look like a right cunt and he should stop looking more ridiculous than Tim Westwood. If he's really likethat, he is Britain's biggest, thrush addled warty cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Aye, they used to slate him. Didn't mind him on radio 1 back in the day, he was nee Nicky Campbell though. Alex's number 1 DJ of all time tttt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Kermode's got to be taking the piss with that hair though. Even Mark Lamarr gave that up as a bad lot 10 years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Kermode's got to be taking the piss with that hair though. Even Mark Lamarr gave that up as a bad lot 10 years back. Attention seeking shithouse who always played his ten minute slot on radio 1 up for all it was worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I thin Dyer is funny and comes across alright when interviewed, just don't take him seriously. Where as Kermode is a bigger cunt that sam allardyce imo Dyer has a propensity for humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieracer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Old but still very funny none the less. Was in Tesco's the other day looking at the DVD's and he had about 6 different titles on the rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Three Lions Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Old but still very funny none the less. Was in Tesco's the other day looking at the DVD's and he had about 6 different titles on the rack. The first time I watched this one I found it so funny a bit of wee nearly came out. "Waasha is a pwopur big caantwee". pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieracer 0 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Old but still very funny none the less. Was in Tesco's the other day looking at the DVD's and he had about 6 different titles on the rack. The first time I watched this one I found it so funny a bit of wee nearly came out. "Waasha is a pwopur big caantwee". pmsl Class. Pwopah nawty ginger geezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Three Lions Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Old but still very funny none the less. Was in Tesco's the other day looking at the DVD's and he had about 6 different titles on the rack. The first time I watched this one I found it so funny a bit of wee nearly came out. "Waasha is a pwopur big caantwee". pmsl Class. Pwopah nawty ginger geezer. "E's fwom Moscowww the geezus fwom Moscow" There's bits in there that are more Danny Dyer than himself "I dittun fink I'd be nowwticed, you've aww seen the beww whifs aint ya?", every episode of Real Football Factories he said something similar. Also "sowww I said to 'er ya waashan you aint a spy soww haa abaht you clean me haaaaaaaaas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I think he is quite funny, I also think he takes the piss and the whole cock-er-ney geeeza thing is an act. He knows how to play two target audiences at the same time, those who think they are "pwopa naughty" gangsters think he is a legend and those who think he is taking the piss out of the "pwopa naughty" gangsters think he is quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 He's done alright out of it, I know that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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