Guest alex Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Sonia tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice :lol: last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Edited July 20, 2010 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it. Rich coming from a scouser. I'd rather be a yank than a scouser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Apparently they're having a minute's silence for this thread at the next Liverpool home game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Didn't look like this thread was about Liverpool v. Newcastle until you happened along, did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon McKeag Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice :lol: last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it. You're a fucking idiot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Well well well, this threads gone off topic, where are the usual off-topic whingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Well well well, this threads gone off topic, where are the usual off-topic whingers LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon McKeag Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42457 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice ;) last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It seems the Dippers still do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice ;) last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It was Burtree you knacker! http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon McKeag Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It was Burtree you knacker! http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843 It was Birtley I can still hear the tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Trust me, it was Burtree. A god-damned awful caravan park in Bedale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It was Burtree you knacker! http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843 It was Birtley I can still hear the tune. I thought you were joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it. Rich coming from a scouser. I'd rather be a yank than a scouser. We wouldn't take you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4756 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I know Joe Coles gone to Liverpool but why is this thread about Liverpool V Newcastle. I know we won captial of culture but this Liverpool V Newcastle thing going to far now. I've already proved Liverpool is a better city. Ask a yank where is Newcastle they wouldn't know what the fuck your talking about. To most yanks Liverpool is the captial of England thick twats I know buts thats how it is. Maybe John Lennon had something to do with it. Rich coming from a scouser. I'd rather be a yank than a scouser. We wouldn't take you. Nobody would take a yank, they're all stupid and fat. Kevin, do you remember saying you'd stop being a cunt in threads that weren't your own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 ohhh forgot about that Well Joe cole is a good signing, but liverpool fans are over-reacting at this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gordon McKeag Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It was Burtree you knacker! http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843 It was Birtley I can still hear the tune. I thought you were joking. Well yous two old cunts have years on me you forget, I was just a bairn, always sounded like Birtley to me, I thought eeh me Aunty Barabara lives there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It was Burtree you knacker! http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843 It was Birtley I can still hear the tune. I thought you were joking. Well yous two old cunts have years on me you forget, I was just a bairn, always sounded like Birtley to me, I thought eeh me Aunty Barabara lives there. About 3 years tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Danny Wilson heading in the same direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 As it happens, I'm staying in Birtley. I'm on me way into town later I except to see sh*t loads of tw*ts wearing yellow striped shirts speaking Scottish. Funny people the gerodies, me bird saw shit loads of them running out of Moats house with his shitty boxers. By the way Alex (above) you thick cu*t Paul Maccartney played a gig at Anfield last year I'm on shit loads of clubs forums mate beats the gays ones you visit. Anyway it gives me something to do. I'm on a weeks holiday and its pissing down outside. I'm of to Rileys tonight play a bit a snooker. A bit of peace hey mate? A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It was Burtree you knacker! http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/sites/details.asp?revid=8843 It was Birtley I can still hear the tune. I thought you were joking. Well yous two old cunts have years on me you forget, I was just a bairn, always sounded like Birtley to me, I thought eeh me Aunty Barabara lives there. About 3 years tbh And I'm less than a year I believe. Need them ears washing out Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 And you barely look a day over 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 To the tune of The Keel Row if i'm not mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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