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OK, I resisted starting a thread the other night when the first semi-final was on, but if you've nowt better to do tonight, tune into BBC THREE at 8pm and enjoy the sheer pain that is Eurovision before they get rid of the rubbish stuff. We can even vote in it and everything!

 

Saturday night is the real deal. Get the obscure Lithuanian beers in early before there's a run on Wetherspoons.

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OK, I resisted starting a thread the other night when the first semi-final was on, but if you've nowt better to do tonight, tune into BBC THREE at 8pm and enjoy the sheer pain that is Eurovision before they get rid of the rubbish stuff. We can even vote in it and everything!

 

Saturday night is the real deal. Get the obscure Lithuanian beers in early before there's a run on Wetherspoons.

 

 

You always seem to be quite interested in this. Is it because you are......

 

Just a big fan?

Involved in running it?

A former member of Bucks Fizz?

Your Terry Wogan?

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Heard a few countries pulled out this year cos they were skint, bet it costs a few bob to host it mind :wub:

 

Wasn't that the basis of a Father Ted episode once - the My Lovely Horse one?

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OK, I resisted starting a thread the other night when the first semi-final was on, but if you've nowt better to do tonight, tune into BBC THREE at 8pm and enjoy the sheer pain that is Eurovision before they get rid of the rubbish stuff. We can even vote in it and everything!

 

Saturday night is the real deal. Get the obscure Lithuanian beers in early before there's a run on Wetherspoons.

 

Fuck off, Martin.

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Heard a few countries pulled out this year cos they were skint, bet it costs a few bob to host it mind :wub:

 

£21m apparently, at least that's how much the Norwegians have spent

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Heard a few countries pulled out this year cos they were skint, bet it costs a few bob to host it mind ;)

 

£21m apparently, at least that's how much the Norwegians have spent

 

Didn't it nearly bankrupt the Irish when they won it 3 years on the trot in the 90s? :wub:

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Heard a few countries pulled out this year cos they were skint, bet it costs a few bob to host it mind ;)

 

£21m apparently, at least that's how much the Norwegians have spent

 

Didn't it nearly bankrupt the Irish when they won it 3 years on the trot in the 90s? :wub:

 

Bet Greece are shitting themselves if they win it this year ;)

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Enter a song like it's still 1992.

 

Makes it about the third most modern thing in it. :lol:

 

A friend of mine co-wrote the Irish entry but even he'd admit it's deliberately the most generic, tin whistle-playing, Titanic-evoking piece of lowest common denominator balladry. Well, he might not quite put it like that. :icon_lol:

 

Anyway, these are my two quiet little tips for tonight, if the people want a bit of guitar with their cheese:

 

 

 

Which probably means we'll end up in Tbilisi next year or something. :icon_lol:

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Enter a song like it's still 1992.

 

Makes it about the third most modern thing in it. :lol:

 

A friend of mine co-wrote the Irish entry but even he'd admit it's deliberately the most generic, tin whistle-playing, Titanic-evoking piece of lowest common denominator balladry. Well, he might not quite put it like that. :icon_lol:

 

Anyway, these are my two quiet little tips for tonight, if the people want a bit of guitar with their cheese:

 

Which probably means we'll end up in Tbilisi next year or something. :icon_lol:

 

That's it in a nutshell, could have won the eurovision a few years ago with that but the Titanic-esque ballads don't seem to do as well these days. Azerbijan are the favorites are they not?

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That's it in a nutshell, could have won the eurovision a few years ago with that but the Titanic-esque ballads don't seem to do as well these days. Azerbijan are the favorites are they not?

 

They are, and the song's not actually bad in a Rihanna kind of way, but they've stuck a ridiculous dance routine on it and they've been drawn first. On the other hand, they've burnt millions of oil dollars in promotion and publicity, so that might be enough. </neighbourlyvotingcynicism>

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