RobinRobin 12686 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:35, Monkeys Fist said: Fyp ( I apologise in advance) Expand No you don't. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:35, Monkeys Fist said: Fyp ( I apologise in advance) Expand You are one evil motherfucker! Thankfully Marisa Tomei is like fine wine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 09:46, sammynb said: Those nipples definitely don't point that way anymore - gravity truly sucks. Expand Even at her prime, they’re a bit Marty Feldman. I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:40, Monkeys Fist said: I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite. Expand Fuck off, you would have plowed any field. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12686 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:40, Monkeys Fist said: Even at her prime, they’re a bit Marty Feldman. I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite. Expand Like it was ever an option. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:41, RobinRobin said: Like it was ever an option. 🙂 Expand True, she’d never have had a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:40, sammynb said: Fuck off, you would have plowed any field. Expand I have standards man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:41, RobinRobin said: Like it was ever an option. 🙂 Expand Especially for auld chinese mouse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3937 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:42, Monkeys Fist said: I have standards man! Expand What, as long as they are still warm? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24205 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 10:43, sammynb said: What, as long as they are still warm? Expand Naah, I think we've established before that's not one of his standards. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 Meh.… alive, not quite so alive… whatever. But NOT a fucking minger! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4648 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 Today's Toontastic.net moral quandary - pre-rigor mortis hotty or living minger? One for the ages... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 Who said anything about pre-rigor morris? When it sets in it’s like they’re playing hard-to-get… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24205 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 You're going to hell MF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 Jesus Richard Herring is not amused. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16623 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 14:07, Monkeys Fist said: Who said anything about pre-rigor morris? When it sets in it’s like they’re playing hard-to-get… Expand Have you met the Doug Anthony All-Stars? I feel like you'd get on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 16, 2024 Share Posted October 16, 2024 On 16/10/2024 at 14:10, ewerk said: Jesus Richard Herring is not amused. Expand Nah- forgot to put the seat on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51312 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 I'm afraid I don't know what to think about this after the joke post you made a couple of months back that your wife had died. So. IF. And it's a fucking HUGE IF. If this is true then I couldn't be happier for you and I hope you all have a lovely day. But if this is another joke where I'm missing the punchline, then I'm afraid the boy who cried wolf can ram it up his shit pipe! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33655 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 Great news, CT. I'm sure that's a weight off all your shoulders. Go out and get hammered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 On 23/10/2024 at 13:07, Christmas Tree said: On the drink with family. Oh happy days. Expand Good news for Mrs CT, give her my best wishes. ( Brace yourselves lads, he posted this 30 minutes/2 pints ago… … in another 15 minutes/1 pint he’ll be riding the wave of peak drunkenness and we’ll learn about the latest hobby ) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23967 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 On 23/10/2024 at 13:07, Christmas Tree said: Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days. Expand made up for you mate. celebrate sticking two fingers up to the most awful disease 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37327 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 On 23/10/2024 at 13:07, Christmas Tree said: Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days. Expand Fantastic news, mate. It must be a huge relief 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5222 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 I’m a very glass half fully chap so once you get over the shock of the diagnosis, you have the hope of the “cure” chemo to look forward too, but once that is finished, you have a few weeks til the pet scan and then another 6 weeks til the result. You have to bottle most of your feelings up and stay positive for the other half, but the last 48 hours before the appointment have been hellish. What do you say to the other half if it’s terminal, what do you say to the kids etc. Glass half full went to 99% negative. Fucking glorious outcome. Not been this emotional since Mamma Mia. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4671 Posted October 23, 2024 Share Posted October 23, 2024 On 23/10/2024 at 16:14, Christmas Tree said: I’m a very glass half fully chap so once you get over the shock of the diagnosis, you have the hope of the “cure” chemo to look forward too, but once that is finished, you have a few weeks til the pet scan and then another 6 weeks til the result. You have to bottle most of your feelings up and stay positive for the other half, but the last 48 hours before the appointment have been hellish. What do you say to the other half if it’s terminal, what do you say to the kids etc. Glass half full went to 99% negative. Fucking glorious outcome. Not been this emotional since Mamma Mia. Expand Amazing news mate, give her all my best. If I can offer some advice, give her some time to process it all. It really can mess with your head 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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