ewerk 29419 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Maybe the real lesson here for those incapable of handling a screwdriver is check the measurements next time before buying? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6815 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 (edited) Late to the party, but just popped by to say that since the invention of YouTube and idiots guides to FUCKING EVERYTHING on there, no one has an excuse not to do their own home DIY unless they're a woke cuck fannypad Edited August 10 by Kid Dynamite 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 10 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Late to the party, but just popped by to say that since the invention of YouTube and idiots guides to FUCKING EVERYTHING on there, no one has an excuse not to do their own home DIY unless they're a woke cuck fannypad In fairness, I’m not sure there are any idiots guides on YouTube on how to resolve “I bought something too big for where it needs to go”. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Listen dickheads, I've watched things on YouTube and repeated them - adjusting the hinges on the French doors, most recently - but only a PROFESSIONAL DICKHEAD would take power tools to a doorframe, thinking they could do a decent, neat job of it as a complete amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 29 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Listen dickheads, I've watched things on YouTube and repeated them - adjusting the hinges on the French doors, most recently - but only a PROFESSIONAL DICKHEAD would take power tools to a doorframe, thinking they could do a decent, neat job of it as a complete amateur. Oooh French doors, look at me, look at me, posh patio cunt is in town. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20356 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 40 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Oooh French doors, look at me, look at me, posh patio cunt is in town. I've got a patio, French doors AND bifold doors and haven't used a power tool in my chuff. Now, please draw your own conclusions from that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 9 minutes ago, Renton said: I've got a patio, French doors AND bifold doors and haven't used a power tool in my chuff. Now, please draw your own conclusions from that. In what world is claiming you haven’t put a power tool up your chuff considered to be something worthy of comment, it’s akin to seeking plaudits for not sticking a fork in your eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8314 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 14 minutes ago, Renton said: I've got a patio, French doors AND bifold doors and haven't used a power tool in my chuff. Now, please draw your own conclusions from that. Woke cuck fannypad tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8314 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: In fairness, I’m not sure there are any idiots guides on YouTube on how to resolve “I bought something too big for where it needs to go”. There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 Fit posh patio twat P.S. Ice Edited August 10 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 5 minutes ago, Dazzler said: There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all Fuck me 😂😂😂😂😂 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 8542 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 shame you didn't break your collar bone actually. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3123 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 13 minutes ago, Dazzler said: There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all Probably just after the daft twats unboxing video and discovery it's to large for the doorway, for their 4 million followers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3123 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 10 minutes ago, Toonpack said: P.S. Ice Rectangular bucket, half a kilo of ice and filled with cold water - will feel like someone tearing your skin off with little needles but if that doesn't fix it, you're off to the physio for a month or so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Had it in ice as soon as I got home but need to buy a bag cos there's not enough in the house. At my mam's now to fill up on sympathy and food, then will get some ice on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8643 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 American style fridge freezer with ice dispenser is the answer (if it will fit through the door onviously) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20356 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 The only time I use a measuring tape is to measure my huge erect penis, but so far nobody's made one long enough yet. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20356 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: At my mam's now to fill up on sympathy and food and fascism. FYP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Just now, Renton said: FYP Intentionally didn't bring it up cos I cannot be fucked with it. Although the Mail has been telling her the rioters are naughty, so she might have accidentally come down on the right side of this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41272 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 7 minutes ago, Renton said: but so far nobody's made one long enough yet. Sorted. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20356 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Intentionally didn't bring it up cos I cannot be fucked with it. Although the Mail has been telling her the rioters are naughty, so she might have accidentally come down on the right side of this one. Mrs Renton mate is going further and further down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole. They believe all the riots were faked. And she visited them at the home yesterday : they have bare copper wiring surrounding all the windows to keep out 5G. These were nice normal people before covid, it's quite tragic really. Edited August 10 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjunior 40 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 My brother. I decided to cycle in the dark yesterday (paths not roads and no lights on my bike) and ended falling off and also hurting my ankle. I too, in a mirror of your warrior spirit, soldiered on but struggling to walk now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjunior 40 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 No ice here just some completely legally obtained tapentadol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42459 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 I'll swap you. I'm sat with mine in a bucket of iced water as I type. Not very comfortable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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