Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Back hyem. Nice one, Stinker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 The whiff of Quiff? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The whiff of Quiff? Hmm, Kamagra spelt backwards as a username? It’s definitely the usual subtlety 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Sin Binned until it’s been checked by GCHQ. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sin Binned until it’s been checked by GCHQ. SIgned in on google as "Lee Thompson" Gee I fucking wonder 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 What a gimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21845 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 What did we miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: What did we miss? Honestly- fuck all. Quiff signed up an account with the username argamak, then made two or three innocuous posts about watching his ex getting buckled on OnlyFans*. Nowt new. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 57 minutes ago, Andrew said: SIgned in on google as "Lee Thompson" Gee I fucking wonder You're worrying me a bit here @Andrew. I might need to file a Subject Access Request. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 20 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Sin Binned until it’s been checked by GCHQ. Ginger cunter head Quiff? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Been away for a while. As some of you are aware I've really struggled with my mental health this year. It culminated in me last month getting blind drunk and trying to take my own life. I am now tee-total and sporting a deep knife scar which I doubt will ever go away. The Samaritans were truly lifesavers and I thank the guy I spoke to for 2 hours from the bottom of my heart. My advice to all of you ... if ANYTHING is troubling you, talk it through with someone and absolutely DO NOT bury shit because it will come back to try and defeat you at some point. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Really sorry to hear about that, mate. I don’t have much of substance to say but both your recognising the problem and being able to talk openly about it on here have to be positives. I hope you can stay sober and keep getting the support you need 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21845 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Craig said: Been away for a while. As some of you are aware I've really struggled with my mental health this year. It culminated in me last month getting blind drunk and trying to take my own life. I am now tee-total and sporting a deep knife scar which I doubt will ever go away. The Samaritans were truly lifesavers and I thank the guy I spoke to for 2 hours from the bottom of my heart. My advice to all of you ... if ANYTHING is troubling you, talk it through with someone and absolutely DO NOT bury shit because it will come back to try and defeat you at some point. bloody hell mate. really sorry to hear this. Look after yourself. There are always people you can talk to. Don’t be a stranger on here 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Sorry to hear that, as you obviously know now, alcohol does not help in these situations. Hopefully you're feeling better now and your road to recovery continues. There's always some cunt on here to listen if you ever need to talk. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Sorry to hear about your troubles, Craig. Hope things are looking up for you in 2024. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Really sorry you reached such a low point Craig. I'm living proof that in a realtively short amount of time you can turn things completely around though. As has been said, there are many good listeners on here. Even though most of us haven't seen each other for years or perhaps have never met, this is a community of real people who really care. You're so right about bottling things up too. But sometimes its so hard, especially as a man, to find the right release. Hope you do mate. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32823 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 As ewerk says there's always some cunt on here, we're a message board of cunts but cunts can sometimes take the edge off the shit. Sorry to hear it got so bad, glad you're still with us and trying to actively help yourself. Definitely stay off the booze whilst you're feeling low. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Sorry to hear that bud, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10773 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 God Craig, sorry to hear about your troubles man. As HMHM says, we're all cunts, but sometimes a cunt can make everything a bit better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Hi Craig Good to hear you’re still with us, and getting the help you need mate. As has been said, anything we can do to help we’d be happy to. When I was having a wobble a while back I’d read the joke thread- didn’t make me laugh, but showed me that no matter how bad I felt things were, there’s nowt as bad as Gloomys jokes. Don’t be a stranger, but equally, don’t feel any pressure at all to post. 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 All the best Craig mate. Feel free to pop in and call me a cunt anytime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6542 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Hope you’re okay Craig. I’m glad you found the support you needed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11158 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Look after yourself Craig. I'm glad to hear that you got help when you needed it and know there is someone there when you need them. Also, please keep in touch with the cunt network here. We're here to ridicule and support in equal measure. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10773 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 I'm one of the few fuckers left 'in work', every one else has taken leave. I've automated so much of my job there's only been a couple of things I needed to pick up for absent people, and the few meetings I have in my diary have either been rearranged for the new year, or cancelled entirely. So I've wrapped my Christmas presents, started slow cooking a chilli, and I've just finished watching The Godfather Part 1 (again), been paid for it and needed to take no leave. Might stick Part 2 on. Might just re-watch Jurassic Park. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Working from home is fucking brilliant isnt it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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