Kitman 2204 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 04/06/2022 at 21:29, Andrew said: Two years and three months after first applying, myself and Mrs A have been granted residency of New Zealand! Absolutely massive news for us that opens up the possibility of us just staying here forever now. Huge news and a huge weight lifted wondering if it was ever going to come through for us. Congratulations mate. Next stop dual citizenship! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 885 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 43 minutes ago, Kitman said: Congratulations mate. Next stop dual citizenship! Dual citizenship is the business these days after the disaster that is Brexit. I got French citizenship (haw hee fucking haw) a couple of years ago, something I wouldn’t have bothered to do pre-Brexit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Billy Whitehurst said: Dual citizenship is the business these days after the disaster that is Brexit. I got French citizenship (haw hee fucking haw) a couple of years ago, something I wouldn’t have bothered to do pre-Brexit. Nice one. A significant advantage in Europe I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11138 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Doubt it. No one likes the French 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 3 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Doubt it. No one likes the French In a passport sense. He can pretend he’s Dutch otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 885 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 4 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Doubt it. No one likes the French Thankfully, it’s only a piece of paper and a passport. I’m about as French as Tony Cascarino was Irish. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11138 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 47 minutes ago, Kitman said: In a passport sense. He can pretend he’s Dutch otherwise Schexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Schexy Foreshore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Shattered if that's a mood. Moved house while full of a cold over the last week, back to work tomorrow and have to go to the office because I still don't have proper internet in the new place. Very much can't be arsed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10744 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 On 24/07/2022 at 09:04, Andrew said: Shattered if that's a mood. Moved house while full of a cold over the last week, back to work tomorrow and have to go to the office because I still don't have proper internet in the new place. Very much can't be arsed. I also have the same kind of get and go as this boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Just passed my HGV theory, hazard perception and Case Study tests in town. I’m a happy chap, as the online practice and revision site I was using was giving me fails on 9 out of 10 of my hazard attempts. Turns out they were using shitty, out of date clips and the actual test was a piece of piss. Since I got the Metro in, I’ve had a stroll along to the Free Trade for a spot of drunch 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21310 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Turns out they were using shitty, out of date clips and the actual test was a piece of piss. Ahem, they'll pass any fucker since Brexit. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Come on then smartarse, here’s a random multi choice. Q. How many prostitutes per day are you allowed to kill? 1- Unlimited 2- Up to 10 3- Unlimited only if they are Eastern European 4- 10-20, as long as you are parked and it is safe to do so. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11309 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Come on then smartarse, here’s a random multi choice. Q. How many prostitutes per day are you allowed to kill? 1- Unlimited 2- Up to 10 3- Unlimited only if they are Eastern European 4- 10-20, as long as you are parked and it is safe to do so. 5- None, but it's ok to claim you have killed some if your name is Wearside Jack. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Just now, Sonatine said: 5- None, but it's ok to claim you have killed some if your name is Wearside Jack. I have the greatest respect for you Sonatine, but Lord! You are no nearer being correct now than four minutes ago when I posted. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44396 Posted September 12, 2022 Share Posted September 12, 2022 Good work MF. At least those prostitutes will have a laugh before they die. Interpret that one however you wish. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4182 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Fucking relieved. My older brother had a brain bleed 10 years ago and has been semi vegetative since. On Sunday morning he started having fits for no apparent reason. He had about 14 in 3/4 hours between my mams house, the ambulance and A&E. Got him stabilised in HDU. Have had all the scans done and no further bleeds, EEG didn’t show anything. They think he has an infection that they are treating, although they don’t know where or what but he had been unconscious since he got to A&E and unresponsive to stimuli. Cheeky fucker woke up this morning like nowt had happened and was laughing his tits off at us. My mam would have battered him if she wasn’t so relieved 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44396 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 good lad. Pleased to hear it all turned out OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17079 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 On 12/09/2022 at 13:02, Monkeys Fist said: Come on then smartarse, here’s a random multi choice. Q. How many prostitutes per day are you allowed to kill? 1- Unlimited 2- Up to 10 3- Unlimited only if they are Eastern European 4- 10-20, as long as you are parked and it is safe to do so. This fucker used to park his lorry across the road from where I lived at the time. Several of my mates knew him well, especially the one who worked at Renault Trucks, who he approached to get a quote to replace his cab around this time 😬 https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/17523280.crime-files-lorry-driver-raped-killed-french-hitch-hiker-celine-figard/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 52 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: This fucker used to park his lorry across the road from where I lived at the time. Several of my mates knew him well, especially the one who worked at Renault Trucks, who he approached to get a quote to replace his cab around this time 😬 https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/17523280.crime-files-lorry-driver-raped-killed-french-hitch-hiker-celine-figard/ I remember that- bloody awful, what was he thinking? I mean he had a refrigerated trailer- 20 minutes with a boning knife and she’d be next weeks Sunday lunch and he’d be home dry. Sloppy, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17079 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I remember that- bloody awful, what was he thinking? I mean he had a refrigerated trailer- 20 minutes with a boning knife and she’d be next weeks Sunday lunch and he’d be home dry. Sloppy, tbh. Sounds like you’ve found your vocation at last 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Sounds like you’ve found your vocation at last 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11138 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 12 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Sounds like you’ve found your vocation at last He's had that for years - now finally got the opportunity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 What a shit week. My ex-wife's mam, who is in her early 70s and suffers with dementia was taken ill last Saturday. She's suffered a stroke on has an infection that they cannot control. Consequently, she's been designated do not ventilate or resuscitate. Overnight she suffered a seizure and matters have deteriorated, they've reduced down her oxygen levels, removed her feeding tube and don't expect her to survive the night. The kids know she's unwell but aren't aware of the extent. The eldest failed her driving test today; the youngest is round mine with his mates and a load of beer because he's had a stressful week with college. Dealing with that sort of shit myself isn't an issue - I lost my own mam at 19, but having to be there for the kids is tough going. Glass is full and I'm raising a toast - she may be my ex-mother in law, but she's the only one I ever had. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4182 Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 All the best Craig. I’ve had a shit year this year and honestly looking forward to a better one next year helps. Hope everything goes as well as it can mate 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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