Gejon 2 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year). at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15182 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I found a £15 itunes voucher on the floor whilst out with the dogs. One of the dogs killed a baby rabbit That's £15 worth of music and £5 worth of dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4666 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I found a £15 itunes voucher on the floor whilst out with the dogs. One of the dogs killed a baby rabbit were there a bunch of them in a line up to a box held up with a stick on a string? theyre adapting with the times these criminals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I found a £15 itunes voucher on the floor whilst out with the dogs. One of the dogs killed a baby rabbit That's £15 worth of music and £5 worth of dinner! Clearest thinker on these here boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10500 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year). A couple of months ago she asked if I would swap a shift so she could go out with her mate the night before. I couldn't and a couple of days before the shift she puts on Facebook that she's sprained her ankle and is in agony. My reply to her was to say that if this were her trying to skive off I'd be livid. No reply. Sure enough the night before the shift she calls in to take the time off and I'm called in (because I live 10 minutes away). She refuses to take my phone call so I leave a message, calmly explaining that I know fine fucking well she's skiving, that if anyone asks I shan't be covering for her and that she can forget about me helping her the previously agreed shift swaps. Sounds petty as fuck but she's taking the piss. I'm on my break and she's turned the light off at her desk and has reclined her chair so she's nice and comfy while she shuts her eyes. Bet you every penny in my pocket against every penny in yours that she's asleep within 30minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15182 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I found a £15 itunes voucher on the floor whilst out with the dogs. One of the dogs killed a baby rabbit That's £15 worth of music and £5 worth of dinner! Clearest thinker on these here boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41411 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year). A couple of months ago she asked if I would swap a shift so she could go out with her mate the night before. I couldn't and a couple of days before the shift she puts on Facebook that she's sprained her ankle and is in agony. My reply to her was to say that if this were her trying to skive off I'd be livid. No reply. Sure enough the night before the shift she calls in to take the time off and I'm called in (because I live 10 minutes away). She refuses to take my phone call so I leave a message, calmly explaining that I know fine fucking well she's skiving, that if anyone asks I shan't be covering for her and that she can forget about me helping her the previously agreed shift swaps. Sounds petty as fuck but she's taking the piss. I'm on my break and she's turned the light off at her desk and has reclined her chair so she's nice and comfy while she shuts her eyes. Bet you every penny in my pocket against every penny in yours that she's asleep within 30minutes Poop tache opportunity. Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year). at the same time? Yeah Not joking but she had photos on facebook that must have been put on within minutes of her release from hospital, obviously she couldn't have done it but it was her page and I would be shocked if she didn't get someone else to take the pics and post it for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Nah I know what you mean, I take the piss at times at work but there is a lass there that is always either filing her nails, texting or on the phone to her boyfriend. She also goes out on the piss pretty much every night and falls over a lot (broke both her arms last year). at the same time? Yeah Not joking but she had photos on facebook that must have been put on within minutes of her release from hospital, obviously she couldn't have done it but it was her page and I would be shocked if she didn't get someone else to take the pics and post it for her. She may have long legs and prehensile feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I found a £15 itunes voucher on the floor whilst out with the dogs. One of the dogs killed a baby rabbit That's £15 worth of music and £5 worth of dinner! I was a little upset at the dog, she's a terrier so it's bred into her, she'll naturally kill a rabbit without even thinking about it. The poor little bugger was squealing, not pleasant. On the upside £8 of that Itunes voucher has gone on Dan Sartain's latest effort ''Legacy of Hospitality''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6306 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Feeling shattered, stressed and rather fucked off. Some bell end mouthing off on a project I am working on trying to make us look like mugs. Stupid slut sat near me in the office wont STFU! ARGHHHH The post above this and yours is one of extremes. One guy absolutely delighted he has got a job and one person moaning about his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I'm still fucked off Saturday, I really, really, really got shit faced, called someone who's ridiculously important to me a mug who doesn't suit bright colours, and it's needed 20 apologies for them to pipe down. It's the demon red bull, I vowed never to touch it again but i did, bars shouldn't offer cheap trebles though, they encourage you to get fucked off your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42883 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 How's the weight loss going, Stevie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Brilliant weekend gone and looking forward to Greece in a fortnight...but a complete slave to conference calls/Outlook for the week as the boss is off and I'm playing stand in...so miserable as ferk. She sent me a £20 Amazon voucher though so that makes it all ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 How's the weight loss going, Stevie? I'm about 2 stone heavier than I was at the end of November, I look areet though, just a bit of a fat cunt. I aim to lose 2st starting from today before christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Aye a naa 33 the realisation is dawning on me now like. Time to calm it doon, it's a much harder thing to accept than I thought it would be. Taken on board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42883 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 scolded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I don't really drink beer much, unless I'm out. I find that helps. I had to downgrade my Geordie status to 'amateur' though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I'm cutting down on the drink like. Once a week at the most coupled with a bit more exercise should see me alright. Plus, I'll probably save a fair bit of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I don't really drink beer much, unless I'm out. I find that helps. I had to downgrade my Geordie status to 'amateur' though You're not a proper geordie unless you have 10 pints before you have a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42883 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I very rarely drink anyway - it really fucks me up afterwards. Back to getting to the gym 5 times a week now too, so the weight issue is under control. Without freakish metabolism though, it's impossible to be a big drinker into your 30s and not pile on weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Nothing says 'real man' like a voluminous bladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Pints + takeaways + not enough exercise = big kite for most people in their 30s I don't have a gut and eat like a pig but I mostly drink wine and do a lot of exercise. Plus I have a fast metabolism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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