Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) fuck off you irrelevant cunt, wordplay Edited August 16, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. If I couldn't be banned i'd leave you in pieces now you sad sad man. You know yourself i could. What the fuck are you on about? Go flip some patties man! You know exactly what the fuck i'm on about, by telling me to flip burgers you just proved that. Now crawl back in your hole before i embarrass you so much you have no choice but to. I wouldn't reply if i was you, because your reply will be filled with holes, showing people i am right. Again, what the fuck are you going on about? I'd actually given you credit of coming up with something funny by trying to clone my avatar / sig. Only Tom told me that CT did it with him first. Can't even think of that for yourself can you dickless? oh look who's inserting smilies into their posts, you know what that shows Craig? that shows the sign of a confused, mis-understood man, desperate for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm the real Tom. You've 10 minutes to change your avatar & sig or it'll be set to something you won't like and all your perms to change it will be revoked ` You take this shit too serious ffs. If I took it too serious, I'd have got rid of you months ago. Funnier to watch people rip the piss out of you though. If I couldn't be banned i'd leave you in pieces now you sad sad man. You know yourself i could. What the fuck are you on about? Go flip some patties man! You know exactly what the fuck i'm on about, by telling me to flip burgers you just proved that. Now crawl back in your hole before i embarrass you so much you have no choice but to. I wouldn't reply if i was you, because your reply will be filled with holes, showing people i am right. Again, what the fuck are you going on about? I'd actually given you credit of coming up with something funny by trying to clone my avatar / sig. Only Tom told me that CT did it with him first. Can't even think of that for yourself can you dickless? oh look who's inserting smilies into their posts, you know what that shows Craig? that shows the sign of a confused, mis-understood man, desperate for attention. Really? Must fucking hundreds of them on here then... you included Kevin! (Just for you!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 me, ronnie coleman, ross kemp, mr t and arnold schwarzenegger would take on the world. so stfu muslim fanatic ksa and sit the fuck down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 And he surrendered. Wise move, Craig. I like you, I didn't want to make you my enemy. I'll keep you under my wing from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 And he surrendered. Wise move, Craig. I like you, I didn't want to make you my enemy. I'll keep you under my wing from now on. Word of advice Kevin, lay of the fucking chip oil for a bit, OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Alright buddy, now that you're my friend i'll take your advice seriously. Will do, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 This thread has just witnessed the birth of The Alliance of the Witless. Founding members ( and I mean that literally) , well… guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 And on a lighter note I thought I'd share with you all that I'm about to enjoy a large glass of wine and go to sleep to dream that Torquay will win the FA cup this season and Newcastle will win the premiership Goodnight xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 And on a lighter note I thought I'd share with you all that I'm about to enjoy a large glass of wine and go to sleep to dream that Torquay will win the FA cup this season and Newcastle will win the premiership Goodnight xxxx Think i'll have a whiskey and lob family guy on, Whats the odds on me being to avoid all football scores on saturday till i get home and watch a recorded match of the day? heading down to dublin for Ireland vs France in the rugby :/ When you dont want to hear any scores/results than thats all you do hear Bet you dont make it back home without knowing lol. We're off to Rockingham Raceway this weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I'm feeling spazzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20112 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Feeling good (as long as I dont look at the above................I'm epileptic) Flew into work on an avg of 35km/h (on the bike) ready for tonight training session Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Blimey I dont think I should have looked at that I dont want another seizure! Anyway I am in a relieved mood as my dentist has fixed my front crown back in!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Annoyed. Went swimming with the kids earlier today and got water in my ear. It won't clear!! Anyone got any tips? I've tried tipping my head and yawning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordPlay 0 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Annoyed. Went swimming with the kids earlier today and got water in my ear. It won't clear!! Anyone got any tips? I've tried tipping my head and yawning! Maybez itz becuz youz iz a mermaid like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Annoyed. Went swimming with the kids earlier today and got water in my ear. It won't clear!! Anyone got any tips? I've tried tipping my head and yawning! surely toilet paper, or the like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Annoyed. Went swimming with the kids earlier today and got water in my ear. It won't clear!! Anyone got any tips? I've tried tipping my head and yawning! surely toilet paper, or the like? if it wasn't in that deep, i might have tried that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Relieved - mate of mine who's at that Belgian festival is fine, couldn't get through to him earlier on. Obviously a minimal statistical chance of him being caught up in it all, but he's the sort of daft bastard (and shortarse) who'd usually be up front and first in line for a good chunk of scaffolding through the skull, so good news all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Relieved - mate of mine who's at that Belgian festival is fine, couldn't get through to him earlier on. Obviously a minimal statistical chance of him being caught up in it all, but he's the sort of daft bastard (and shortarse) who'd usually be up front and first in line for a good chunk of scaffolding through the skull, so good news all the same. Good news that Martin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Good to hear that - Trying to get through to a few friends too, but no luck so far - hopefully they've just turned their phones off for the time being. Looks like it was a pretty serious storm so I doubt the rest of the weekend will be much fun if it even goes ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Good to hear that - Trying to get through to a few friends too, but no luck so far - hopefully they've just turned their phones off for the time being. Looks like it was a pretty serious storm so I doubt the rest of the weekend will be much fun if it even goes ahead. My mate and his gang are already in the car back home - tents are ruined and all, so not much point in sticking around. I get the impression the Belgian mobile network is totally overloaded at the minute (for obvious reasons), hence it taking a while to hear from him, so hopefully you'll get word from your lot soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Aye, i'm sure they're just a bit wet. One of them was moving over there the day after the festival as it is, so I guess they'll just stick around in a hotel for a week or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Rougher than a gay badger's ringpiece. Finished the job yesterday so went out on the lash in Aberdeen yesterday night. Now facing a 6 hour drive home with beer farts and headache. Beer, how I love and hate thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Annoyed. Went swimming with the kids earlier today and got water in my ear. It won't clear!! Anyone got any tips? I've tried tipping my head and yawning! surely toilet paper, or the like? if it wasn't in that deep, i might have tried that one Think you can get ear drops (I know that sounds counter-intuative btw) to dry them out. Got some on holiday in Florida once as my sis had the same problem as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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