Toonraider 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Good mood as I'm off for two weeks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Self-inflicted suffering - I made a couple of sandwiches for bait for yesterday with some barbecue chicken pieces from Asda then remembered I was being taken out for lunch by a recruitment agent. Took the sandwiches today and because the buns were a bit crusty I stuck them in the microwave - 5 hours later I had to do a mad dash off the train to get home before almost destroying my bog with the force of the explosion. Had a couple more and now almost calm seas though off to bed as I still a bit queasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Nice story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Finally I have found a rival to my incredible stool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I should be in a great mood despite the fact I took a beasting at work off my boss. Sent a text to wor lass to inform her of my ridiculous day and sent it by mistake to the bloke who I'd just got off the phone with who was basically offering me a job after 12 interviews (twelve). The content of the text was criminally embarrassing. I am an utter idiot as this text even discussed an agency interview in the morning. The morning interview was great and I am being put forward for the job and then this other company were ringing to see if I wanted to change my mind about moving to Switzerland before he finalised the offer with HR. The beasting from the boss was basically 30 minutes of being shouted at which culminated in her saying I had done nothing wrong. Not sure what to make of it all. As I said to me mam earlier, I think the main conclusion from the day is that I'm a dick. Had to obviously follow the text up with another one saying sorry that was meant for my wife etc which just further rubber stamped my status as full blown wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I should be in a great mood despite the fact I took a beasting at work off my boss. Sent a text to wor lass to inform her of my ridiculous day and sent it by mistake to the bloke who I'd just got off the phone with who was basically offering me a job after 12 interviews (twelve). The content of the text was criminally embarrassing. I am an utter idiot as this text even discussed an agency interview in the morning. The morning interview was great and I am being put forward for the job and then this other company were ringing to see if I wanted to change my mind about moving to Switzerland before he finalised the offer with HR. The beasting from the boss was basically 30 minutes of being shouted at which culminated in her saying I had done nothing wrong. Not sure what to make of it all. As I said to me mam earlier, I think the main conclusion from the day is that I'm a dick. Had to obviously follow the text up with another one saying sorry that was meant for my wife etc which just further rubber stamped my status as full blown wanker. What language did you get the bollocking in? Are you a polyglot? Speaking of misplaced texts, when I was banging that Filipino/Chinaman crossbreed, I accidentally sent a sexy-text to my dad with a load of Tagalog in it as well. He was in the Lake District or somewhere, knew nout about my antics. Whoops. Don't see why you're a dick for that anyway, it's an easy mistake to make; at least you have a shit-hot job on the go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I should be in a great mood despite the fact I took a beasting at work off my boss. Sent a text to wor lass to inform her of my ridiculous day and sent it by mistake to the bloke who I'd just got off the phone with who was basically offering me a job after 12 interviews (twelve). The content of the text was criminally embarrassing. I am an utter idiot as this text even discussed an agency interview in the morning. The morning interview was great and I am being put forward for the job and then this other company were ringing to see if I wanted to change my mind about moving to Switzerland before he finalised the offer with HR. The beasting from the boss was basically 30 minutes of being shouted at which culminated in her saying I had done nothing wrong. Not sure what to make of it all. As I said to me mam earlier, I think the main conclusion from the day is that I'm a dick. Had to obviously follow the text up with another one saying sorry that was meant for my wife etc which just further rubber stamped my status as full blown wanker. Better start preparing to work alongside the likes of Kevin then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I should be in a great mood despite the fact I took a beasting at work off my boss. Sent a text to wor lass to inform her of my ridiculous day and sent it by mistake to the bloke who I'd just got off the phone with who was basically offering me a job after 12 interviews (twelve). The content of the text was criminally embarrassing. I am an utter idiot as this text even discussed an agency interview in the morning. The morning interview was great and I am being put forward for the job and then this other company were ringing to see if I wanted to change my mind about moving to Switzerland before he finalised the offer with HR. The beasting from the boss was basically 30 minutes of being shouted at which culminated in her saying I had done nothing wrong. Not sure what to make of it all. As I said to me mam earlier, I think the main conclusion from the day is that I'm a dick. Had to obviously follow the text up with another one saying sorry that was meant for my wife etc which just further rubber stamped my status as full blown wanker. What language did you get the bollocking in? Are you a polyglot? Speaking of misplaced texts, when I was banging that Filipino/Chinaman crossbreed, I accidentally sent a sexy-text to my dad with a load of Tagalog in it as well. He was in the Lake District or somewhere, knew nout about my antics. Whoops. Don't see why you're a dick for that anyway, it's an easy mistake to make; at least you have a shit-hot job on the go. In English on a conference call in front of a colleague from another part of the US. My boss is from Pakistan but qualified in Medicine in the US. She speaks exactly like you'd expect her to but when she shouts she loses her grammar. I like to wind her up a bit but today was over the top. In 10 years time i'm going to think of that text and involuntarily start humming to cover the internal cringe. I'm a Polyarsehole, could have been such a different day. It is an easy mistake and the carry on with my boss obviously had me a bit rattled but thats no excuse really. I do appreciate you sharing your sexy text sessions with your dad, has made me feel a bit better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Speaking of misplaced texts, when I was banging that Filipino/Chinaman crossbreed, I accidentally sent a sexy-text to my dad with a load of Tagalog in it as well. He was in the Lake District or somewhere, knew nout about my antics. Whoops. Did your dad ask you about that helicopter thing she did? I miss your Filipino tales, funniest thing I'd read in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44851 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I should be in a great mood despite the fact I took a beasting at work off my boss. Sent a text to wor lass to inform her of my ridiculous day and sent it by mistake to the bloke who I'd just got off the phone with who was basically offering me a job after 12 interviews (twelve). The content of the text was criminally embarrassing. I am an utter idiot as this text even discussed an agency interview in the morning. The morning interview was great and I am being put forward for the job and then this other company were ringing to see if I wanted to change my mind about moving to Switzerland before he finalised the offer with HR. The beasting from the boss was basically 30 minutes of being shouted at which culminated in her saying I had done nothing wrong. Not sure what to make of it all. As I said to me mam earlier, I think the main conclusion from the day is that I'm a dick. Had to obviously follow the text up with another one saying sorry that was meant for my wife etc which just further rubber stamped my status as full blown wanker. Fucking hell. Such an easy mistake to make though. The number of times I've come out of a meeting or whatever and been emailing another lad in the team to say what a helmet our boss is, only to realise it's the boss that I've put in the "To:" box. Once I was sneaking off early and meant to email the admin assistant to ask if the boss had gone to a meeting yet (which was the cue for me to leave). Anyway, I sent that one to the boss instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I should be in a great mood despite the fact I took a beasting at work off my boss. Sent a text to wor lass to inform her of my ridiculous day and sent it by mistake to the bloke who I'd just got off the phone with who was basically offering me a job after 12 interviews (twelve). The content of the text was criminally embarrassing. I am an utter idiot as this text even discussed an agency interview in the morning. The morning interview was great and I am being put forward for the job and then this other company were ringing to see if I wanted to change my mind about moving to Switzerland before he finalised the offer with HR. The beasting from the boss was basically 30 minutes of being shouted at which culminated in her saying I had done nothing wrong. Not sure what to make of it all. As I said to me mam earlier, I think the main conclusion from the day is that I'm a dick. Had to obviously follow the text up with another one saying sorry that was meant for my wife etc which just further rubber stamped my status as full blown wanker. Nasty! Happens quite a bit on the Iphone because messages automatically open on the last person you sent a text to. Once had a big row with our lass and sent a snivelling grovelling apology covering the whole argument to my best mates lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Buzzing Flying to Newcastle tomorrow for the first time in my life -- stadium tour of St. James' Thursday, Darlo friendly on Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Buzzing Flying to Newcastle tomorrow for the first time in my life -- stadium tour of St. James' Thursday, Darlo friendly on Friday! We should draw you up a Top 10 "must do" list while you are in Newcastle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Please do, that would be really really awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Please do, that would be really really awesome! Have a pint outside front of The Free Trade Inn (equivalent to going to NYC and going to top Empire State. Kind of !) Its a dump but check the view overlooking all the Bridges then walk along river upstream to have another outside Lloyds next to the Copthorne Hotel . Edited July 13, 2011 by LoveTheBobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You have to get yourself to Durham to see the castle and cathedral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You have to get yourself to Durham to see the castle and cathedral I agree. I went there on my second ever visit to the North East! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Please do, that would be really really awesome! If it's a nice, hot sunny day, do what LTB says and have a walk along the Quayside stopping every so often to have a few pints because Newcastle Quayside in the sun is absolutely amazing to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 You have to get yourself to Durham to see the castle and cathedral It's arguably one of the best ten buildings in the UK, but they talk like mackems, so don't be fooled in to thinking they're geordie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Please also note it kinda stretches the 'things to do/see in newcastle' further than Michael's underpant elastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Don't miss out on South Shields, the north east's best sea front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Get along to the coast , walk along Longsands - preferably at low tide, It's the coast with the most . Two minutes from there go to Tynemouth Priory, Priory after which walk along the North Pier . At end take in view back to land. Walk back into Tynemouth Village Tynemouth and have fish & chips at Marshalls . This is all 30 mins from city centre. We hope you enjoy your stay . *awaits the south shields tourist board massive* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15523 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 This is all 30 mins from city centre. And on the Metro, so dead easy even for an out-of-towner. </unnecessaryinformation> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Go to the Bigg Market and catch a dose. Try the Cluny for live music/ale. And you must have a ham Stottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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