Kevin 1 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Going out now to get some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42427 Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I've spent my day watching films and wanking, I really should have gone out Tricky keeping an eye on traffic and such when you hit your vinegars , mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Sticky fingers = superb mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 (edited) Sticky fingers = superb mood   Ribs again or wet dream? Edited March 5, 2011 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Sticky fingers = superb mood   Ribs again or wet dream?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Don't they have soap in Ireland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Sticky fingers = just had a wank again, will pretend I got some though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 You believe that guys, yous believe that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44864 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Is it burglar paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I bet he's been making jelly, orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 You believe that guys, yous believe that  We do.  That being said, it's something you used to brag about when you were 14/15 not 17/18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 How many alcopops did you ply her with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Smell the jealousy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Yes we all wish we had to resort to fingering some lass rather than having actual sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Yes we all wish we had to resort to making up a story about fingering some lass rather than having actual sex  FMP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 The rage is reeking off you Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Anyway, not in a good mood. Â Got loads of work to be getting on with. Plus a job application that asks for 2 essays neither of which I am in the mood to write right now. Sacrificing going out tonight to get the aforementioned done when I could really do with a drink. Â And worst of all, the Toon lost. Weekend sort of ruined by football yet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Grrrr. Â You know what boils my piss? When I get in from the match, which we played shite, and an in-law who has no interest in it tries to have a conversation with me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Tired can't sleep but have to get up in 4 hours to go to football. Also sore like a bastard from our first 11 a side pre-season match today. Unusually scored a goal, top left from 30 yards out and we won 2-0. But I'd rather the toon won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 The rage is reeking off you Gejon  Absolutely gutted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 Smell the jealousy  Bet you've been smelling your fingers ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Smell the jealousy  Bet you've been smelling your fingers ever since  No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 If he's actually being serious, I'm sure it was the least satisfying 30 seconds of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Getting fingered off Kevin is bound to be a low point in any girl's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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