luckyluke 2 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Slipped his stump into her crease before legging it to long off tbh. That doesn't make sense (in a cricketing context) but anyway. 2J....I had to google that, you sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 female woman As opposed to a female man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Edit Why do girls go out with Dickheads? In the hope they can change them? People rarely change if they don't want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I never knew you were a doc (impressive), but you are always starting posts with the caveat: 'Having trained in Jiu jitsu for 8 years...' 'Having trained in jiu jitsu for 8 years, I believe Smith was shit today' and so on. Fair play though, there's some hard fuckers on here, what with you and gejon Wouldn't like to bump into you two down a dark alley put it that way. On the plus side, after he'd kicked the shit out of you, he would be able to administer first aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4975 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Recovering.... Just had to unblock the loo....again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Devestated Just poured curry powder on my roast dinner thinking it was pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I never knew you were a doc (impressive), but you are always starting posts with the caveat: 'Having trained in Jiu jitsu for 8 years...' 'Having trained in jiu jitsu for 8 years, I believe Smith was shit today' and so on. Fair play though, there's some hard fuckers on here, what with you and gejon Wouldn't like to bump into you two down a dark alley put it that way. On the plus side, after he'd kicked the shit out of you, he would be able to administer first aid. An observation that is not made infrequently by those that know me well. I've only had to take one person to hospital for an injury directly caused by myself so far though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Devestated Just poured curry powder on my roast dinner thinking it was pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15935 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 That'll learn you for not using proper pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Mixed fruit tart in the microwave for 4 minutes and burnt my fingers taking it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11141 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Can't be the first time you've been burnt, taking out a tart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 A "I'm a dick mood". Bad times last night, bad times indeed What's the story Kev? Out at around 10 sober, wanted to get drunk so i pinned a 1/4 bottle of goldschlager, 2 double vodkas, 2 shots of sambucca and a normal vodka within half an hour. about half an hour later i was throwing up all over the dancefloor, went into the toilets and threw up everywhere in there, couldnt walk, got into a taxi, threw up and i had to give him £30 Bad times guys Good times. Round 2 this weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Lightweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 might try and do it in 15 minutes next weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Sickened, betrayed, demoralized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Sickened, betrayed, demoralized. ... and why? Read the thread title, cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Because of the sale of Carroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 My stomachs in knots, genuinely gutted tonight. Gotta be up at 5 as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Sickened, betrayed, demoralized. been drinking AGAIN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31847 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Sickened, betrayed, demoralized. been drinking AGAIN? He's found his mum shagging his dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Sickened, betrayed, demoralized. been drinking AGAIN? He's found his mum shagging his dad. Could be worse, I could go on 4chan with all the other paedophiles in the world because I'm scared of reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4975 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 A wishing the baby would wake up so I can feed him and go to bed mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Hungowa today like, but in a canny mood. It's years and years since I felt as content as I do now, the next 12 months are ganna be mint in so many different ways, there's actually a few things went wrong in January but when you start putting things in to perspective, in the bigger picture, everything is going well - 2011 is ganna mint year and I think 2012 could be even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Hungowa today like, but in a canny mood. It's years and years since I felt as content as I do now, the next 12 months are ganna be mint in so many different ways, there's actually a few things went wrong in January but when you start putting things in to perspective, in the bigger picture, everything is going well - 2011 is ganna mint year and I think 2012 could be even better. You on the pills? NUFC will soon have you crashing down to earth, make no mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Hungowa today like, but in a canny mood. It's years and years since I felt as content as I do now, the next 12 months are ganna be mint in so many different ways, there's actually a few things went wrong in January but when you start putting things in to perspective, in the bigger picture, everything is going well - 2011 is ganna mint year and I think 2012 could be even better. You on the pills? NUFC will soon have you crashing down to earth, make no mistake. The pills? Nar, just lots of things going right for me, especially money wise. You know what Tecato regarding NUFC, I'm immune to it now, honestly I am, I just think aye whatever. Seen worse days than these, far, far, far worse. In fact to tell you the truth I think this season is my 7th or 8th favourite ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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