What mood are you in and why?

[PaddockLad 17727]

13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Proud as fuck, tbh. 
 

My daughter told me when I picked her up from work this afternoon that she’d been asked to stay on permanently. 
The only one out of all the temporary Christmas workers. 
 

It’s not exactly splitting the atom, but she’s barely 17 and as she said, “Dad, it’ll pay for my gigs and drinks for parties “. 
 

She’s honestly a little smasher who makes me so happy- she sorted herself out a college place, has done the same applying to Uni, this is her 3rd job, again, sorted it out entirely off her own bat. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apologies- victory and wine 

Yeah that’s ok but we haven’t had a recent stool report have we? 😀

[Monkeys Fist 43223]

2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Yeah that’s ok but we haven’t had a recent stool report have we? 😀

 

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. 

 

Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach. 
 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17727]

9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. 

 

Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach. 
 

 

 

 

[Andrew 4880]

Annoyed as fuck.

 

Ordered a new sofa months ago, delivered today.

 

they've sent me the wrong fucking one.

[spongebob toonpants 4164]

Sofa sobad

[RobinRobin 11640]

1 hour ago, spongebob toonpants said:

Sofa sobad

[RobinRobin 11640]

9 hours ago, Andrew said:

Annoyed as fuck.

 

Ordered a new sofa months ago, delivered today.

 

they've sent me the wrong fucking one.

Well, if you will take @Christmas Tree 's sofa advice... 

[Howmanheyman 33946]

"Could we have a word, Andrew? I'm detective Crockett, CT for short and this is my colleague, detective Tubbs from the serious Settee Crime division, we hear there's been an incident involving a wrong sofa being delivered? Before we go any further I'd like to recommend SCS in South Shields for any future three piece furniture purchases, they offer interest free credit for up to twelve months and will also dispose of your old settee for only £15. Tell them CT sent you, Paisan and you may well get a further discount. It was my old patch."

[RobinRobin 11640]

42 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Could we have a word, Andrew? I'm detective Crockett, CT for short and this is my colleague, detective Tubbs from the serious Settee Crime division, we hear there's been an incident involving a wrong sofa being delivered? Before we go any further I'd like to recommend SCS in South Shields for any future three piece furniture purchases, they offer interest free credit for up to twelve months and will also dispose of your old settee for only £15. Tell them CT sent you, Paisan and you may well get a further discount. It was my old patch."

[Billy Whitehurst 937]

4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Could we have a word, Andrew? I'm detective Crockett, CT for short and this is my colleague, detective Tubbs from the serious Settee Crime division, we hear there's been an incident involving a wrong sofa being delivered? Before we go any further I'd like to recommend SCS in South Shields for any future three piece furniture purchases, they offer interest free credit for up to twelve months and will also dispose of your old settee for only £15. Tell them CT sent you, Paisan and you may well get a further discount. It was my old patch."

You’re starting to get the hang of this photoshop lark.