RobinRobin 11013 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fyp ( I apologise in advance) No you don't. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3276 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Fyp ( I apologise in advance) You are one evil motherfucker! Thankfully Marisa Tomei is like fine wine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 50 minutes ago, sammynb said: Those nipples definitely don't point that way anymore - gravity truly sucks. Even at her prime, they’re a bit Marty Feldman. I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3276 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite. Fuck off, you would have plowed any field. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11013 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Even at her prime, they’re a bit Marty Feldman. I’m fully with Gemmill on this mind, I wouldn’t have given her the steam off my shite. Like it was ever an option. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Just now, RobinRobin said: Like it was ever an option. 🙂 True, she’d never have had a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 1 minute ago, sammynb said: Fuck off, you would have plowed any field. I have standards man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3276 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 1 minute ago, RobinRobin said: Like it was ever an option. 🙂 Especially for auld chinese mouse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3276 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: I have standards man! What, as long as they are still warm? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20935 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 11 minutes ago, sammynb said: What, as long as they are still warm? Naah, I think we've established before that's not one of his standards. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Meh.… alive, not quite so alive… whatever. But NOT a fucking minger! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4350 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Today's Toontastic.net moral quandary - pre-rigor mortis hotty or living minger? One for the ages... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Who said anything about pre-rigor morris? When it sets in it’s like they’re playing hard-to-get… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20935 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 You're going to hell MF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30082 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 Jesus Richard Herring is not amused. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15301 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Who said anything about pre-rigor morris? When it sets in it’s like they’re playing hard-to-get… Have you met the Doug Anthony All-Stars? I feel like you'd get on 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Jesus Richard Herring is not amused. Nah- forgot to put the seat on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4629 Posted Wednesday at 13:07 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:07 Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43837 Posted Wednesday at 13:17 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:17 I'm afraid I don't know what to think about this after the joke post you made a couple of months back that your wife had died. So. IF. And it's a fucking HUGE IF. If this is true then I couldn't be happier for you and I hope you all have a lovely day. But if this is another joke where I'm missing the punchline, then I'm afraid the boy who cried wolf can ram it up his shit pipe! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30082 Posted Wednesday at 13:20 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:20 Great news, CT. I'm sure that's a weight off all your shoulders. Go out and get hammered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41793 Posted Wednesday at 13:43 Share Posted Wednesday at 13:43 31 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: On the drink with family. Oh happy days. Good news for Mrs CT, give her my best wishes. ( Brace yourselves lads, he posted this 30 minutes/2 pints ago… … in another 15 minutes/1 pint he’ll be riding the wave of peak drunkenness and we’ll learn about the latest hobby ) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21735 Posted Wednesday at 14:59 Share Posted Wednesday at 14:59 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days. made up for you mate. celebrate sticking two fingers up to the most awful disease 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34632 Posted Wednesday at 15:14 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:14 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Fucking ecstatic!!! Wife’s been battling cancer since April. Finished chemo a couple of months back and just got the all clear today. On the drink with family. Oh happy days. Fantastic news, mate. It must be a huge relief 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4629 Posted Wednesday at 16:14 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:14 I’m a very glass half fully chap so once you get over the shock of the diagnosis, you have the hope of the “cure” chemo to look forward too, but once that is finished, you have a few weeks til the pet scan and then another 6 weeks til the result. You have to bottle most of your feelings up and stay positive for the other half, but the last 48 hours before the appointment have been hellish. What do you say to the other half if it’s terminal, what do you say to the kids etc. Glass half full went to 99% negative. Fucking glorious outcome. Not been this emotional since Mamma Mia. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4158 Posted Wednesday at 17:07 Share Posted Wednesday at 17:07 51 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: I’m a very glass half fully chap so once you get over the shock of the diagnosis, you have the hope of the “cure” chemo to look forward too, but once that is finished, you have a few weeks til the pet scan and then another 6 weeks til the result. You have to bottle most of your feelings up and stay positive for the other half, but the last 48 hours before the appointment have been hellish. What do you say to the other half if it’s terminal, what do you say to the kids etc. Glass half full went to 99% negative. Fucking glorious outcome. Not been this emotional since Mamma Mia. Amazing news mate, give her all my best. If I can offer some advice, give her some time to process it all. It really can mess with your head 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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