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55 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Current estimated costs for rebuilding it are $1.7-1.9 billion. 
 

 

“ If only that miserable Yorkshire cunt! wasn't so lazy”  :lol:

 

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Alreet cheps? 
 

I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. 
 

Started with this …

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tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year…

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Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything :lol:). 
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Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. 

I’m fucked :lol:

 

Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph.
 

Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him”

This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham.
As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. 
He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I :lol:

 

I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like 

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Fucking love it :lol:

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alreet cheps? 
 

I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. 
 

Started with this …

IMG_3250.thumb.jpeg.b0ded6ae90daaa7728cec9f78ba28b1f.jpeg

 

tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year…

IMG_7121.thumb.jpeg.37dc068f0a92ebbe3d95706647470d87.jpeg

 

Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything :lol:). 
IMG_3482.thumb.jpeg.f0c8f1a383b5de7bca63237345425006.jpegIMG_3483.thumb.jpeg.f10d6fe95948e4e8ed1cf9bc48af460b.jpeg

 

Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. 

I’m fucked :lol:

 

Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph.
 

Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him”

This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham.
As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. 
He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I :lol:

 

I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like 

IMG_3505.gif.3d7307fba9d7aa5a82ac2cee4b3f07e9.gif

 

Fucking love it :lol:


:lol: I’m conflicted here because I like you MF but that is one of the biggest cunt’s tricks you see on the road. I’d be raging if I was in the queue behind you 

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alreet cheps? 
 

I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. 
 

Started with this …

IMG_3250.thumb.jpeg.b0ded6ae90daaa7728cec9f78ba28b1f.jpeg

 

tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year…

IMG_7121.thumb.jpeg.37dc068f0a92ebbe3d95706647470d87.jpeg

 

Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything :lol:). 
IMG_3482.thumb.jpeg.f0c8f1a383b5de7bca63237345425006.jpegIMG_3483.thumb.jpeg.f10d6fe95948e4e8ed1cf9bc48af460b.jpeg

 

Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. 

I’m fucked :lol:

 

Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph.
 

Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him”

This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham.
As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. 
He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I :lol:

 

I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like 

IMG_3505.gif.3d7307fba9d7aa5a82ac2cee4b3f07e9.gif

 

Fucking love it :lol:

 

I somehow both love and hate you at the same time.

 

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alreet cheps? 
 

I’ve been somewhat pre-occupied recently, what with driving the Strangle Wagon and trying to get a patio done on my days off. 
 

Started with this …

IMG_3250.thumb.jpeg.b0ded6ae90daaa7728cec9f78ba28b1f.jpeg

 

tore most of it out, rebuilt the wall and put a gate in last year…

IMG_7121.thumb.jpeg.37dc068f0a92ebbe3d95706647470d87.jpeg

 

Now got a level area ready for sand , then lifting the slabs above, jet wash the buggery out of them, and laying patio … replacing the previous patio above with turf ( not my idea- Mrs. F. can not keep her fecking sneck out anything :lol:). 
IMG_3482.thumb.jpeg.f0c8f1a383b5de7bca63237345425006.jpegIMG_3483.thumb.jpeg.f10d6fe95948e4e8ed1cf9bc48af460b.jpeg

 

Once I’ve got the slabs down, the temporary shuttering around the tree will be replaced with more sleepers for a raised bed. 

I’m fucked :lol:

 

Also pulled off my greatest slowvertake the other day, came up behind a lad doing 55mph, I was doing 56-57mph.
 

Slowed down for a few minutes to let some cars past then thought “fuck this, I’m getting past him”

This was on the two-lane part of the A1 near Grantham.
As soon as I indicated I let out an involuntary cackle, and it must’ve taken 15 minutes minimum to slowly but surely inch my way past. 
He wasn’t slowing, neither the fuck was I :lol:

 

I now call this move the Oppenheimer, as I could feel the nuclear waves of rage behind me, and I was like 

IMG_3505.gif.3d7307fba9d7aa5a82ac2cee4b3f07e9.gif

 

Fucking love it :lol:

Nbc Monster GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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2 hours ago, strawb said:

Are them retaining walls just timber? 

Nah, little double width brick wall on the inside, buried just under. 
 

And the bones, naturally. 👍

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Nah, little double width brick wall on the inside, buried just under. 
 

And the bones, naturally. 👍

 

I bet your lawn and flower beds are second to none in Forest Hall. 

 

"Eeeeeh, Mildred, I divn't knarr how that rude lorry driver Mr MF does it. Say wot you like about him, an a think he's a kernt, but his flowers are always so beautiful and his grass is so green, like he's got a special fertiliser...". 

 

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2 hours ago, strawb said:

Are them retaining walls just timber? 

Strawb moving to wipe that smug look off MF’s face 

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33 minutes ago, Alex said:

Strawb moving to wipe that smug look off MF’s face 

Haha was looking to help, but he has dastardly provided the correct response 

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:lol:👍

As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere  nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. 
 

There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil :lol:

 

 

* it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade. 

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51 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:👍

As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere  nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. 
 

There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil :lol:

 

 

* it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade. 


 

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6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

:lol:👍

As well as its primary purpose of being somewhere  nice and shaded* to sit in Summer, it’s very-close-secondary purpose was being somewhere to bury all the smashed bricks and rubble and huge chunks of fucking concrete some cunt had used to make a rockery previously. 
 

There’s probably only a few inches of actual soil :lol:

 

 

* it’s south facing and a sun trap, I’m building a frame and planting a load of fast growing climbing plants to grow over it and provide natural shade. 

CT may have an old settee to complete the picture

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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

She absolutely wasn't like. She was one for the granddads who couldn't believe there was a lass on their gardening show with no bra on. 

 

Come to think of it it was more by Dad who liked her. But still the biggest change in appearance I can think of. 

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Come to think of it it was more by Dad who liked her. But still the biggest change in appearance I can think of. 

 

Google Kathleen Turner. :lol:

 

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11 minutes ago, Renton said:

IF anyone illustrates the ravishes of time it is Charlie Dimmock. She was quite the thing in the 90s.

 

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Those nipples definitely don't point that way anymore - gravity truly sucks.

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1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Come to think of it it was more by Dad who liked her. But still the biggest change in appearance I can think of. 

 Micheal Jackson as a boy and as an adult: Michael Jackson: the changing faces of a pop superstar

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BTW if you were wanking over Charlie Dimmock in the 90s, that's your business and nothing anyone says should sully those memories.

 

The peak era of the lads' mag girl and you picked old scruffy rough hands Dimmock. Nothing to be ashamed of. 

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

BTW if you were wanking over Charlie Dimmock in the 90s, that's your business and nothing anyone says should sully those memories.

 

The peak era of the lads' mag girl and you picked old scruffy rough hands Dimmock. Nothing to be ashamed of. 

 

In the 90s I could wank on demand to anything, straight from the bank. Not to a 2020s version of CHarlie Dimmock or Kathleen Turner though. 

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