Kid Dynamite 7209 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 (edited) Late to the party, but just popped by to say that since the invention of YouTube and idiots guides to FUCKING EVERYTHING on there, no one has an excuse not to do their own home DIY unless they're a woke cuck fannypad Edited August 10, 2024 by Kid Dynamite 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10158 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 07:11, Kid Dynamite said: Late to the party, but just popped by to say that since the invention of YouTube and idiots guides to FUCKING EVERYTHING on there, no one has an excuse not to do their own home DIY unless they're a woke cuck fannypad Expand In fairness, I’m not sure there are any idiots guides on YouTube on how to resolve “I bought something too big for where it needs to go”. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46525 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 Listen dickheads, I've watched things on YouTube and repeated them - adjusting the hinges on the French doors, most recently - but only a PROFESSIONAL DICKHEAD would take power tools to a doorframe, thinking they could do a decent, neat job of it as a complete amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10158 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 07:40, Gemmill said: Listen dickheads, I've watched things on YouTube and repeated them - adjusting the hinges on the French doors, most recently - but only a PROFESSIONAL DICKHEAD would take power tools to a doorframe, thinking they could do a decent, neat job of it as a complete amateur. Expand Oooh French doors, look at me, look at me, posh patio cunt is in town. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22123 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 08:11, Toonpack said: Oooh French doors, look at me, look at me, posh patio cunt is in town. Expand I've got a patio, French doors AND bifold doors and haven't used a power tool in my chuff. Now, please draw your own conclusions from that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10158 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 08:57, Renton said: I've got a patio, French doors AND bifold doors and haven't used a power tool in my chuff. Now, please draw your own conclusions from that. Expand In what world is claiming you haven’t put a power tool up your chuff considered to be something worthy of comment, it’s akin to seeking plaudits for not sticking a fork in your eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10568 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 08:57, Renton said: I've got a patio, French doors AND bifold doors and haven't used a power tool in my chuff. Now, please draw your own conclusions from that. Expand Woke cuck fannypad tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10568 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 07:25, Toonpack said: In fairness, I’m not sure there are any idiots guides on YouTube on how to resolve “I bought something too big for where it needs to go”. Expand There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46525 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10158 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 (edited) On 10/08/2024 at 09:18, Gemmill said: Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 Expand Fit posh patio twat P.S. Ice Edited August 10, 2024 by Toonpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10158 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 09:14, Dazzler said: There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all Expand Fuck me 😂😂😂😂😂 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9530 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 09:18, Gemmill said: Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 Expand shame you didn't break your collar bone actually. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3581 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 09:14, Dazzler said: There will 100% be a divvies guide on how to measure things before you buy/install them so this doesn’t fly at all Expand Probably just after the daft twats unboxing video and discovery it's to large for the doorway, for their 4 million followers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3581 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 09:19, Toonpack said: P.S. Ice Expand Rectangular bucket, half a kilo of ice and filled with cold water - will feel like someone tearing your skin off with little needles but if that doesn't fix it, you're off to the physio for a month or so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46525 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 Had it in ice as soon as I got home but need to buy a bag cos there's not enough in the house. At my mam's now to fill up on sympathy and food, then will get some ice on the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10158 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 American style fridge freezer with ice dispenser is the answer (if it will fit through the door onviously) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22123 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 The only time I use a measuring tape is to measure my huge erect penis, but so far nobody's made one long enough yet. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22123 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 09:37, Gemmill said: At my mam's now to fill up on sympathy and food and fascism. Expand FYP 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46525 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 11:16, Renton said: FYP Expand Intentionally didn't bring it up cos I cannot be fucked with it. Although the Mail has been telling her the rioters are naughty, so she might have accidentally come down on the right side of this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43320 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 11:13, Renton said: but so far nobody's made one long enough yet. Expand Sorted. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22123 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 (edited) On 10/08/2024 at 11:17, Gemmill said: Intentionally didn't bring it up cos I cannot be fucked with it. Although the Mail has been telling her the rioters are naughty, so she might have accidentally come down on the right side of this one. Expand Mrs Renton mate is going further and further down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole. They believe all the riots were faked. And she visited them at the home yesterday : they have bare copper wiring surrounding all the windows to keep out 5G. These were nice normal people before covid, it's quite tragic really. Edited August 10, 2024 by Renton 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjunior 40 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 09:18, Gemmill said: Went out for a run this morning and went over on my ankle 1.5km in. Oof ya fucka! Thought I was gonna have to walk home but after about 30 seconds of walking decided I could do the remaining 4.5km. It felt near enough fine all the way. I now think that might have been a mistake. Giant fucking lump on the outside of my left ankle and it's starting to fucking knack to walk about on it. On the plus side, it'll not be me walking the dog today. 😎 Expand My brother. I decided to cycle in the dark yesterday (paths not roads and no lights on my bike) and ended falling off and also hurting my ankle. I too, in a mirror of your warrior spirit, soldiered on but struggling to walk now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackyjunior 40 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 No ice here just some completely legally obtained tapentadol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46525 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 I'll swap you. I'm sat with mine in a bucket of iced water as I type. Not very comfortable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34115 Posted August 10, 2024 Share Posted August 10, 2024 On 10/08/2024 at 11:17, Gemmill said: Intentionally didn't bring it up cos I cannot be fucked with it. Although the Mail has been telling her the rioters are naughty, so she might have accidentally come down on the right side of this one. Expand Gemmill: "Mam, my ankle is killing me, can you help me, please, mam." Mam: "If you were a real patriotic man like that nice Tommy Robinson you'd have ran it off. Go woke, ankle broke." 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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