The Fish 10857 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 23 minutes ago, Renton said: Yeah, yeah, Cheshire, you southern ponce. Midlands at best. 53.356 North, I'm about the same as Sheffield, you ornithophobic orifice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: 53.356 North, I'm about the same as Sheffield, you ornithophobic orifice Let me draw you a map. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Congratulations Fish, you southern nancy. 2nd kids are always more feral. It’s mint … …( to see it happening to someone else) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 I can confirm from recent experience that Fist is 100% right. At least the second will dispel any notions the wife might have about a third. It certainly worked in my case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, ewerk said: I can confirm from recent experience that Fist is 100% right. At least the second will dispel any notions the wife might have about a third. It certainly worked in my case. That's what I thought after our second. They're now the second of four. Tbh though, any more than two is basically the same. You just need a bigger house, bigger car and a total frontal lobotomy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Mine had one of these when he was a toddler. Aged 2-3ish, the daft twat rode it down the stairs ( single flight, no bends). He did a full flip when he hit the bottom and as I ran over expecting to have to call an amberlamps, the little shit was lying there laughing his tits off saying “ Again! Again!” They do calm down though, normally around about the age of 30. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Our 2nd is the ice hockey player, for the sake of your wallet do not let them watch the mighty ducks ever!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3996 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: They do calm down though, normally around about the age of 30. Mine are 31 and 33. Sorry to tell you it doesn't get any easier 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mine had one of these when he was a toddler. Aged 2-3ish, the daft twat rode it down the stairs ( single flight, no bends). He did a full flip when he hit the bottom and as I ran over expecting to have to call an amberlamps, the little shit was lying there laughing his tits off saying “ Again! Again!” They do calm down though, normally around about the age of 30. My oldest literally managed to shatter her elbow while sat on her bed reading a book. Second born on the other hand could probably take header down a spiral staircase and somehow just bounce back up, brush it off and kick fuck out of staircase. I genuinely pray none of them get into ice hockey, I've got enough fights and hospital visits to contend with as it is. But aye! Congrats fish. If you need that lobotomy, I know a guy. It's not so bad, they go in through your nose and you get to keep the tiny bit of brain they cut out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2966 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Our 2nd is the ice hockey player, for the sake of your wallet do not let them watch the mighty ducks ever!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 15 hours ago, Renton said: Let me draw you a map. However you slice the map, I am definitely still in the North. North–South divide in England - Wikipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: However you slice the map, I am definitely still in the North. North–South divide in England - Wikipedia Well, well, well. We have ourselves an English Nationalist on board. Why do you hate the Union and Britain so much Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Congratulations Fish, you southern nancy. 2nd kids are always more feral. It’s mint … …( to see it happening to someone else) Oh Lord Jesus, I hope not. Any more feral and we're talking Mowgli/Tarzan levels of wildness. Kid has a Harry Potter scar on his forehead after faceplanting into a log at nursery around 2yrs old. Then 6 months later at a playground he did the same. The second time the wife phones me up and says I have to come get them. She had her car, so I said, just drive him home man. She got upset and insisted I come, so when I turn up I'm expecting a bit of blood and some tears and that. I wasn't expecting to see actual bone. Both times we had to take him to A&E and have him superglued back together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, Renton said: Well, well, well. We have ourselves an English Nationalist on board. Why do you hate the Union and Britain so much Fish? Mostly because of the Scots, Welsh and the Irish. Not a fan of the English either, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: Mostly because of the Scots, Welsh and the Irish. Not a fan of the English either, like. Well, well, welll. Fish has now admitted to hating @Blastronaut, @ewerk and @Welsh Magpie*. ANd he's not keen on the rest of us. * Apologies to the user of this account if you see this. I couldn't think of any welsh users of the board and your name was first to pop up. Actually @thebrokendoll is almost welsh now I think. Fish hates you tbd. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 So that's the Welsh, Irish, Scots, English and concise sentences fish hates? The fucking Ponce that he is..... grrrrrr. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9225 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, Renton said: Well, well, welll. Fish has now admitted to hating @Blastronaut, @ewerk and @Welsh Magpie*. ANd he's not keen on the rest of us. * Apologies to the user of this account if you see this. I couldn't think of any welsh users of the board and your name was first to pop up. Actually @thebrokendoll is almost welsh now I think. Fish hates you tbd. that's upset me that has. I've only ever been appreciative of his graphs and algebra equations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 He can consider my offer to eat his ass withdrawn. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 17 hours ago, Renton said: Yeah, yeah, Cheshire, you southern ponce. Midlands at best. Practically Welsh tbh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 35 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: So that's the Welsh, Irish, Scots, English and concise sentences fish hates? The fucking Ponce that he is..... grrrrrr. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Practically Welsh tbh Aye, Cheshire might as well have the Leek as it’s county flower. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21626 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Hates himself does Fish. Terrible role model for fatherhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 I hate everyone without prejudice. Apart from my boy and the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 And verbosity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 15 minutes ago, Alex said: And verbosity You're moving up the list, sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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