Andrew 4772 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Does the hair loss extend to downstairs, because “I’ve heard from a friend” that losing the Brillo makes the old chap look larger. Every cloud, an’ that. Best of luck mate, it’s shitty that it’s happened but sounds like the odds are very much on your side. Oh it does, be careful with the Veet though! Or the clippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33274 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 18/05/2018 at 11:06, strawb said: Got to have 3 weeks of BEP chemo. Full whack, hair loss the lot. Going to get my head buzzed on Monday, 98% success rate so could have been a lot worse. Just going to be a shit 9-12 weeks and that’s it hopefully. My Mam just started chemo herself after having an op to get rid of ovarian cancer a couple of months ago. Hers is 18 weeks so she's only two weeks in but fingers crossed she seems ok so far considering she's 70. I'm sure you'll be alright too, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 Hope Ma HMHM comes through it all ok mate. My Mrs’ mother and sister have both been through multiple rounds of treatment for various cancers, both all clear for a few years, but it’s a fucker when it’s happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 On 5/18/2018 at 23:07, strawb said: Haha aye. Possibly gives me tinnitus too, so will help drown our lasses whamping. cheers all Best of luck with it Strawb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35113 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 23 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: My Mam just started chemo herself after having an op to get rid of ovarian cancer a couple of months ago. Hers is 18 weeks so she's only two weeks in but fingers crossed she seems ok so far considering she's 70. I'm sure you'll be alright too, mate. Hope your Mam's ok, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Alex said: Hope your Mam's ok, mate. Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Had my lung function and hearing tests, kidney tests for 3 hours tomorrow then have the weekend for myself before I start chemo Tuesday. Just want to get cracking now tbh, pretty boring being signed off work 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Good luck tomorrow, hopefully the results come back confirming that you've got two 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30656 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 More kidneys than balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 I’m at the pub so I can’t see my kidney results coming back 100% They asked last time if I wanted a synthetic ball putting in, for the look of it. Can’t say then asthetics of my ball sack ever bothered me tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Owt for nowt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 So, does the “empty” side look like elbow skin, or has your remaining nut done a Tony Blair and moved to the centre? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5226 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, does the “empty” side look like elbow skin, or has your remaining nut done a Tony Blair and moved to the centre? You've got to love how we express concern and sympathy for community members on here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, does the “empty” side look like elbow skin, or has your remaining nut done a Tony Blair and moved to the centre? Elbow skin mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 I get terrible dermatitis on my elbows. Hope you're spared that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Nah it’s like a really baggy babies elbow mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33274 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 12 hours ago, strawb said: I’m at the pub so I can’t see my kidney results coming back 100% They asked last time if I wanted a synthetic ball putting in, for the look of it. Can’t say then asthetics of my ball sack ever bothered me tbh They offered to do the same to me however I insisted on a like for like replacement but they didn't seem too keen putting two balls of steel in my velvety sack of love. Anyway, hope it goes well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: They offered to do the same to me however I insisted on a like for like replacement but they didn't seem too keen putting two balls of steel in my velvety sack of love. Anyway, hope it goes well. If you had to run anywhere it’d be like scrotal Clackers (perfectly SFW linky, btw ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4270 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just been told about the wig service, going to get an absolute Keegan perm job. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Somewhat stunned. My 7yr-old lad has just produced a shite that would put an elephant to shame. The fucking thing was monumental, I’d estimate if you stood the fucker on its end it’d be a third his height. He seems totally unfazed, but I’m poised and ready to run him down to A&E in case his hoop has a delayed reaction later and attempts to consume the nearest star. Proud as punch, if I’m honest. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21642 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 35 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Somewhat stunned. My 7yr-old lad has just produced a shite that would put an elephant to shame. The fucking thing was monumental, I’d estimate if you stood the fucker on its end it’d be a third his height. He seems totally unfazed, but I’m poised and ready to run him down to A&E in case his hoop has a delayed reaction later and attempts to consume the nearest star. Proud as punch, if I’m honest. Ahh to be young and have solid, yet malleable stools again. (Well, iny case anyway.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42469 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Who said anything about malleable? This was a feckin’ turd girder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21963 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) My 3 year old produced a magnificent specimen one that was the shape of a perfect cock and balls. I was so proud I shared it on my WhatsApp group with my closest friends. I love how kids have have zero inhibitions and will literally curl one out in front of anyone who happens to walk in the bathroom. I’ve been sat in the bath before, naively thinking I might have 30 minutes peace, but forgetting to lock the door, when my little lad strolls in, sits in the bog and just starts straining away while striking up conversation with his aghast father. Edited May 26, 2018 by Dr Gloom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44988 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 (edited) How would you describe a perfect cock and balls? What do you look for? Edited May 26, 2018 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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