Monkeys Fist 41534 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I've got some excellent internet drugs if you want me to come round and play doctors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Catmagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 I've got some excellent internet drugs if you want me to come round and play doctors? Catmagra. Sorry, my husband will be home soon and I've got nappies to change.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41534 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 To mě ještě nikdy nevadilo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Sorry, my husband will be home soon and I've got nappies to change.. Are you Czech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Catmag, ketamine is just the thing for trapped nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Off her tits on benzos for a little back ache, and had the cheek to bollock me for using them as a sleep aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 Shouldn't you be at some GUM clinic or at least washing your flaccid cock in bleach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I know this absolute cheek is the result of the removed anxiety that Valium brings so you'll escape a back hand this once. FYI though the beginning of my sordid night involved going to Tesco for the cheapest condoms money could buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 "Have you got anything smaller?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 They only used half the rubber compared to the normal ones, therefore they should be half the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 "Ribbed. So she knows it's in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 "Have you got anything smaller?" "No sir, Chinese Mouse is the smallest in our range" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Czech, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43271 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 "No sir, Chinese Mouse is the smallest in our range" It's almost as if you've been posting on here for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19490 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Shouldn't you be at some GUM clinic or at least washing your flaccid cock in bleach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 It's almost as if you've been posting on here for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Are you Czech? That's the implied joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Took your time getting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41534 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 "Ribbed. So she knows it's in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Pussified. Crying at Bing bong last week. Getting choked up by Winnie the pooh tonight. I'm recovering with a pint of lager... And first dates on TiVo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 Pussified. Crying at Bing bong last week. Getting choked up by Winnie the pooh tonight. I'm recovering with a pint of lager... And first dates on TiVo. Gogglebox at 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Ended up in A&E at 4am (in the middle of my shift) with a trapped nerve in my back. Never felt pain like it. Now spaced out on diazepam and codeine which hasn't stopped the pain but I just don't care anymore, which is almost as good.I feel your pain sister, I might be able to spare some of the 8 tramadol a day I blitz... [emoji6] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 6, 2015 Author Share Posted November 6, 2015 How soon can you be here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2900 Posted November 30, 2015 Share Posted November 30, 2015 Absolutely buzzing! My local lifted a trophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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