Gemmill 43274 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Eh? Are you breastfeeding it? Alreet, Roy Keane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41536 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Well done, Fist. Hope you celebrate by spending some of your pay rise on a big titted redhead escort for the evening. You've earned it. Deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4101 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Eh? Are you breastfeeding it? Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 That's brilliant news, MF. Over the moon for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6906 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I think CT should go the whole hog and install a zip line from an upstairs bedroom to the bottom of the garden. The metal detector will make an attractive and useful seat for the kids to slide down on. There's a class Yank TV show which is basically Vanilla Ice does Homes under the Hammer. He does just that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 ewerk is such a heartless bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29830 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5131 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Cheers Gents, The work starts on thursday night with a wee jaunt to Edinburgh to fix some motion sensors. Been told we'll be doing similar on the Tyne Bridge in early 2016, I'll let you know when its happening so you can all come and take pics of my arse I missed this yesterday but congrats - sounds like you fully deserve it. Really hope it goes well. Definitely splash out on something to celebrate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 @@Monkeys Fist Great news, mate. Well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 There's a class Yank TV show which is basically Vanilla Ice does Homes under the Hammer. He does just that You'd think they'd have gotten MC Hammer like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 You'd think they'd have gotten MC Hammer like. Him and Jimmy Nail double act? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43274 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Him and Jimmy Nail double act? They could get you on as a semi regular guest, you fucking spanner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) They could get you on as a semi regular guest, you fucking spanner. Been invited to the launch of a commercial partnership between Glen's Platinum Vodka with Brian McFadden Glen's (the exciting vodka) & Brian Mcfadden. I hate that I can't make it as I'm 100% sure this will be hilariously bad. Edited October 8, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43274 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Classic Dave, dark grey text on a black background. Ban this idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Classic Dave, dark grey text on a black background. Ban this idiot. Your fault for having a dark theme you big Matrix hacker wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13695 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I can confirm that Gemmill sent me a PM, asking where he could get a leather duster and some wrap-around shades. He said, and I quote. "I reckon I'll look class" I didn't comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43274 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 it was a feather duster you bellend. I'm bringing sexy back to housework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32162 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 That's fuck all, Gemmill sent me a PM asking if I thought his ken Dodd tribute act had legs and asked me to put a good word in with the fish so he could be top of the bill in fish's comedy club.* *After the English tapas have been served, that goes without saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43274 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Nobody interrupts the English tapas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2871 Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19491 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 I am feeling meh.Lad who I know who rides the local trails as I do, his wife passed away after battling lung cancer for a year. She was as fit as a butchers dog,didnt smoke so when they found out she had it, it was a shock. Not once did she complain though, she got on with it and battled it.Its a double smash in the face for him, as his gran passed away yesterday too so double blow on the same down. Albeit she was 98, but yeh, meh #fuckcancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 18, 2015 Author Share Posted October 18, 2015 I am feeling meh. Lad who I know who rides the local trails as I do, his wife passed away after battling lung cancer for a year. She was as fit as a butchers dog,didnt smoke so when they found out she had it, it was a shock. Not once did she complain though, she got on with it and battled it. Its a double smash in the face for him, as his gran passed away yesterday too so double blow on the same down. Albeit she was 98, but yeh, meh #fuckcancer That's so sad about his wife - poor bugger. And it doesn't matter what age someone gets to - it's still heartbreaking for the family. My grandparents are 89 and 90 and totally independent with no medical problems (I think Grandma might have eye drops) They live in a 3-bed semi with the steepest stairs I've ever climbed and they've just been to my auntie's house in Spain for a week. Yet I know at some point, probably fairly soon, they won't be here anymore and the phrase "But they had a good innings" will be little comfort. We had to operate on a patient in his 30's recently at work who had a brain aneurysm and was "brain dead" on intensive care. We retrieved some of his organs for transplant into patients who were desperately waiting around the country. Retrievals are always a wake-up call to me - reminding me to complain less and appreciate more. And if anyone is humming and hahh'ing when the time comes - can someone give the docs a nudge and tell them I'm happy for them to have whatever they need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21596 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 An old pal of mine from school died from one of them. Totally out of the blue, poor kid. I was feeling quite jolly after a nice weekend, culminating in the match yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 5, 2015 Author Share Posted November 5, 2015 Ended up in A&E at 4am (in the middle of my shift) with a trapped nerve in my back. Never felt pain like it. Now spaced out on diazepam and codeine which hasn't stopped the pain but I just don't care anymore, which is almost as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43274 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Back knack spack attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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