Meenzer 15552 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 It's certainly helped shift the holiday weight. (CT, I am not recommending this as a WeightWatchers alternative) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Going for afternoon tea at Jesmond Dene House this afternoon courtesy of our resident dictator (birthday present) and then straight into town for birthday drinks for my brother which he knows nothing about, and thinks we're all working  As an added bonus, the bairn's sports day has been postponed. The 30 seconds where he's racing is canny but watching other people's kids running down a damp field for hours on end is just tedious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Bumped into an old flame today which was kinda strange. It was a passionate relationship at the time but it was me who ended it. I was hunting for a pen one day and looked in her drawer only to find a French maid outfit, a nurses uniform, a policewoman uniform and a revealing air hostess outfit. I think it was then that I realised that if she couldn't hold down a job then she was no good for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13887 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Bumped into an old flame today which was kinda strange. It was a passionate relationship at the time but it was me who ended it. I was hunting for a pen one day and looked in her drawer only to find a French maid outfit, a nurses uniform, a policewoman uniform and a revealing air hostess outfit. I think it was then that I realised that if she couldn't hold down a job then she was no good for me. Â I actually hung on to the end of that for some wise words or something to that effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Bumped into an old flame today which was kinda strange. It was a passionate relationship at the time but it was me who ended it. I was hunting for a pen one day and looked in her drawer only to find a French maid outfit, a nurses uniform, a policewoman uniform and a revealing air hostess outfit. I think it was then that I realised that if she couldn't hold down a job then she was no good for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14012 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Depressed as fuck tbh, work has ginally ground me down. At xmas I loved it here but now I can't fucking stand the place. I get two companies wanting to talk to me when the mortgage advisor tells me if I am in a probation period when we apply we will get knocked back. Fuckers the lot of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Delighted. Off to the Diamond League athletics tonight, and: Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10872 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Fuck, really? Bang goes my beer garden plans, have to have a pint indoors like some kind of savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Gorgeous weather, match tomorrow, loaded with cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 My birthday tomorrow and I'm at a wedding all day so will miss the match. Bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 My cousin got married on a Sunday because the most expensive venue in Edinburgh's west end shed booked for the gig would be cheaper. See also people getting married on a Friday. All wrong. Should be a law against it. Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Disproportionately happy to be able to exercise again after two months of stomach bug and Achilles tendon misery. Taking it relatively easy on the feet (though a trot around parkrun at the weekend seems to have produced no ill effects), but I've signed back up to the gym - one that's so budget it's even actually called Budget Gym - so hopefully can push on a bit from here. Â My cousin got married on a Sunday because the most expensive venue in Edinburgh's west end shed booked for the gig would be cheaper. See also people getting married on a Friday. All wrong. Should be a law against it. Bastards. Â Don't mind Sundays as much, but midweek weddings (that you're inviting lots of people to)? Wilfully selfish behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 We got told to go to the conference room at work on Friday afternoon for a big announcement and were then told our jobs were going to India. It was a bit of a shock at first, most of us were just looking around in stunned silence and didn't know what to say, but, I like travel and have't been to India before and although my wages are half decent over here, over there it'll be a fortune! I'll be able to live like a proper Maharaja, I'm over the moon and a bit excited, to be honest. Think I'll set up an apartment for a Bollywood star actress to be my mistress with all the spare cash I'll have. Anyone know any good bars over there that'll get the games on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 We got told to go to the conference room at work on Friday afternoon for a big announcement and were then told our jobs were going to India. It was a bit of a shock at first, most of us were just looking around in stunned silence and didn't know what to say, but, I like travel and have't been to India before and although my wages are half decent over here, over there it'll be a fortune! I'll be able to live like a proper Maharaja, I'm over the moon and a bit excited, to be honest. Think I'll set up an apartment for a Bollywood star actress to be my mistress with all the spare cash I'll have. Anyone know any good bars over there that'll get the games on? Fuckin hell mate that's dreadful. How long you got left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33270 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Fuckin hell mate that's dreadful. How long you got left? The Indian estate agent said I could get an apartment any time I like and he'll give me the phone number of a Bollywood hinny when I get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42465 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 You've got to try the English Takeaways when you're there. The tapas is excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17286 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 "Lets have something really blaaaaand!..." Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21961 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Euphoric, having just climbed to the top of pulpit rock in Norway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Is that rhyming slang? "Pulpit rock" did your man take you there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21961 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 It's this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I just hope you washed it afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44980 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Looks mint, like some Lord of the Rings shit. God speed, Frodo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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