catmag 336 Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Well that's reassuring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 The monkey is on acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 From her dim crimson cellar Lenina Crowne shot up seventeen stories, turned to the right as she stepped out of the lift, walked down a long corridor and, opening the door marked GIRLS' DRESSING-ROOM, plunged into a deafening chaos of arms and bosoms and underclothing. Torrents of hot water were splashing into or gurgling out of a hundred baths. Rumbling and hissing, eighty vibro-vacuum massage machines were simultaneously kneading and sucking the firm and sunburnt flesh of eighty superb female specimens.Tripping balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 He did a fair amount of acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 So did I , once upon a blue pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Ever read The Doors of Perception? Don't bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 *closes curtains, turns lights off and hides* Beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34311 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Could this be the first time Cath utters the Cath word ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 she'll prob just slap him tomorrow Doesn't Tooj have an Op coming up? He might find that shaving him entirely, with special attention to his eyebrows, suddenly becomes medically necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 It'll be the "cock and drop" shaped scar he'll regret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Surely ass long as they're symmetrical he won't mind having two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Are yours symmetrical Fish? One of my man eggs has always hung a bit lower than the other. ( the right side, if you're interested ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Are yours symmetrical Fish? One of my man eggs has always hung a bit lower than the other. ( the right side, if you're interested ) Thanks for the specifics In other news, I've finally ventured out of the house to the hairdressers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Thanks for the specifics In other news, I've finally ventured out of the house to the hairdressers. For the hairdressers? Eek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 For the hairdressers? Eek. Seriously, we're talking desperate times. I've been putting it off for weeks and my roots were criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Can you not just wax it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Can you not just wax it? As in remove it with hot wax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Oh, head hair. Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 What is up with you boys today?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41529 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "Up" Fnarr fnarr gak yuk yuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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