ewerk 29825 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Just invite CT round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 He's ill, not suicidal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14002 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6902 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 cars written off, just had to lever myself into it to unscrew my amp/fancy stero not pleasent with the neck/shoulders in this state. At least you can get yourself something decent now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Don't forget the personalised reg plate though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32131 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Out tonight for my youngest daughters 9th birthday tonight. (FAO CT, that means there was NO sexual interflora going on this time 9 years ago.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 You getting picked up in a pink Cadillac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32131 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 You getting picked up in a pink Cadillac?That's soooooo last year, lovey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Fucking hipster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21583 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Excited. Gripped with World Cup fever. Buoyed by warm weather and blue skies. It's good to be alive now. Happy weekend everyone. And come on England! You bunch of overpaid tattoo sleeve twats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32131 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I've told my daughters that beards aren't cool so when they're older and want to go out with a lad, don't grow one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15199 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Speaking of beards, I disapprove of this list. Some of the examples on offer barely constitute bumfluff. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-hottest-bearded-men-of-the-world-cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32131 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Is Captain Birdseye on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 18, 22, 25, and 28 are beards, proper ones. The rest are bumfluff. Btw, Guisseppe Rossi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Exhausted. After the world cup I was out in a police car chasing a violent criminal Startskey and Hutch style. Think it might have been this bloke... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/robber-believed-wielding-kitchen-knife-7268571 Whoever it was they crashed a stolen taxi 100 yards from my house at 3.45am and made off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 http://www.northumbria.police.uk/news_and_events/news/details.asp?id=96198&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6902 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Didn't you buy a mini? That's my wife's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10543 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Exhausted. After the world cup I was out in a police car chasing a violent criminal Startskey and Hutch style. Think it might have been this bloke... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/robber-believed-wielding-kitchen-knife-7268571 Whoever it was they crashed a stolen taxi 100 yards from my house at 3.45am and made off. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Dickhead piled a stolen Taxi into a parked car on my road. I jumped up and saw him fleeing. So when the police arrived I told them which direction he went. They got me in their car and driving around at 70 in a 30 zone trying to find him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32131 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Dickhead piled a stolen Taxi into a parked car on my road. I jumped up and saw him fleeing. So when the police arrived I told them which direction he went. They got me in their car and driving around at 70 in a 30 zone trying to find him.Could you not have just knocked up a quick graph for them instead, HF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29825 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 27, 2014 Author Share Posted June 27, 2014 Just seen that on FB. There was never any doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 They'll have his eyes out on the excess luggage on the return flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Bomb them, you Bogtrotting shithouse etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41525 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I wouldn't be buying a soft top either, what with your driving record. Walls beat canvas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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