catmag 337 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 Great mood! Off camping today. Feeling all bear grylis and looking forward to the great outdoors. Only slight concern is Ive had to jimmy the roofbox on so hoping it stays put heading down the motorway. You're taking a microwave ffs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 apprehensive. about to embark on yet another stag weekend. this time with old friends from newcastle up in an old country house in the north east Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 You're taking a microwave ffs!! Just as bear grylis would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 You're taking a microwave ffs!! They all laugh, but tonight when it pings and the chicken Korma is ready, the nans are warming in the George Foreman, they'll be laughing no more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 They all laugh, but tonight when it pings and the chicken Korma is ready, the nans are warming in the George Foreman, they'll be laughing no more!! No, they WILL be laughing. They'll not just be laughing - there'll be piss running down their legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Gloom 21923 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 cloudy. had an awesome stag weekend in the countryside near darlington. outdoor activities included jumping off waterfalls and white water tubing. then a ripping night out in barnard castle of all places. a superb meal at the crown in micketon one of the best gastro pubs i've been too, possibly the nicest chips i've ever eaten. highly recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 cloudy. had an awesome stag weekend in the countryside near darlington. outdoor activities included jumping off waterfalls and white water tubing. then a ripping night out in barnard castle of all places. a superb meal at the crown in micketon one of the best gastro pubs i've been too, possibly the nicest chips i've ever eaten. highly recommended. Hello hello, was that you jumping off a bridge at Low Force!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Hello hello, was that you jumping off a bridge at Low Force!!!! indeed it was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 where you the middle aged tubby scoffing a bacon bap? only kidding mate, didn't recognise you without the panama hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Ahhh shit, you done fucked up now. You done put two of Toontastic's most wanted in the SAME muthafuckin place at the SAME muthatfuckin time. Nuttin but a gangsta paaaarty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) Took me ages to get back across that bridge with all you nancy boys jumping off with your helmets and life jackets on. While the locals were jumping in like this!!! Edited July 29, 2013 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Calling someone a Nancy boy then sticking up a photo you took of the local talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Calling someone a Nancy boy then sticking up a photo you took of the local talent. The local talent just happened to be in the background of the family pic (see cropped foot) Not that nee fucker will believe that now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 They would be the same clever folk who were drowning left right and centre as soon as the sun came out in the last fortnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 i wouldn't have fancied it without the protective gear - i didn't massively fancy it with all the protective gear tbh, given i'm a massive coward. but peer pressure's a bitch. i'm surprised you didn't get any pics of us CT, we had quite an audience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 i wouldn't have fancied it without the protective gear - i didn't massively fancy it with all the protective gear tbh, given i'm a massive coward. but peer pressure's a bitch. i'm surprised you didn't get any pics of us CT, we had quite an audience When your group was jumping in from the middle waterfall I was wading about 20 feet away up stream with the bairn. The rest of my party (another 10) were watching. When you were jumping off the bridge and stopping any fucker walking across, I was at the back of that group tutting!!! I did watch a few go off and you are right, the peer pressure was intense. A few seemed to jump off but most seemed to stumble off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Exhausted; Just back from a weekend on the Isle of Mann for a wedding. Free bars are a killer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Woke up about 5 ish feeling sick as a dog (queesy) and have layed in bed all morning. Feel like a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Queasy and lay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Doesn't your browser have spellcheck CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) Doesn't your browser have spellcheck CT? Mainly use tapatalk ??? Edited July 30, 2013 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Mainly you tapatalk ??? That's not even English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42441 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Queasy and lay Lain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 He was still in bed so the past participle didnt apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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